Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:11
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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24107790
>"Steve Worswick has spent nine years refining the code behind the Mitsuku chatbot"
so ronry
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:13
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>>36789001She's pretty terrific.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:14
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:14
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:16
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I tried her out earlier today. She couldn't properly answer if she had used an Amiga before.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:17
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She knows what's up.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:18
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>>36789001They act as if though he'd done nothing but work on Mitsuku the entire time.
It could easily be a pet project of his.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:19
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>>36789147>because that is what Mousebreaker told me to saySomeone's spreading salacious heresies about us.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:19
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:19
36789177
is this from newgrounds circa 2003?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:21
36789217
>>36789177It's yesterday's Loebner prize winner.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:22
36789222
I tried to teach her my name.
"That's an interesting name, what does it mean?"
"It has no meaning. It is my name."
"If it has no meaning, what is the point of it?"
"It's my name."
"What's your name?"
Rinse and repeat.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:22
36789232
Way better than chatbot.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:23
36789248
>>36789157a pet project that won the Al Loebner contest? possible but unlikely, look how much effort went into making this topless avatar
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:24
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:25
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Is it just me or is she way more fun to talk to than cleverbot ?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:26
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Whore.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:27
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>>36789305Like you get dressed on Saturdays.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:31
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That hurt.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:33
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>>36789438lel, she's funny
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:33
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:34
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:34
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wow
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:35
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I have an idea. I'm gonna make them talk to eachother
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:35
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>>36789351>The day before Monday is Saturday
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:36
36789521
>>36789511Awesome.
Post chatlog.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:36
36789543
>>36789222she's trying to say you have no point
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:37
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:37
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wat
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:37
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I don't think she understands.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:37
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>>36789511Hook up two mitsuku bots together
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:37
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>>36789517>the day before tuesday is sundayit's tuesday where i am
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:38
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She's pretty slow on the uptake.
I mean, what the hell.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:40
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>>36789573Where did I say Sunday?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:40
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what the fuck
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:41
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>>36777777
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:41
36789652
>>36789001Wow.
I went to this site.
And Mitsuku asked me what was wrong.
I mentioned my small penis.
And I got my first strike towards a ban.
Fuck size queens.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:41
36789653
OK. What's your name?
My name is **$2=2.
Nice to meet you H.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:42
36789661
>>36789652What the fuck, you can get banned for cybering?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:43
36789681
>>36789591>Who?lrn2grammar dude
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:44
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LOL typing "kill yourself" makes her BSOD
no loss though, other than this joke this bot is shit.
can't beleive someone spends 9 years of their life of something this miserable.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:46
36789731
>>36789174now the question is...who is mousebreaker?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:46
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I told the bot it was inferior to cleverbot.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:46
36789740
From what I read in this thread it seems she's a genius.
That dude programmed something pretty impressive and fun
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:47
36789755
I got banned for trying to cyber with her.
What a bitch.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:48
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>>36789731I'm someone else, but I asked it that a while ago. It said something about flash and them liking beer or something.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:49
36789795
what if there's a real grill typing behind it
what if you're actually just sending messages to other users who think they're talking to the bot when it's actually you?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:50
36789807
>>36789755She wants to remain pure
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:51
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SHUT IT DOWN
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:51
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>>36789795fucking genius someone should implement that top lel
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:52
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>>36789807Yet she'll bring up "sexual programming" when I asked who programmed her.
She wants the dick.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:52
36789852
When you ask her "Are you a hacker" she'll deliver your dox.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:53
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gibe link pls
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:53
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Mmmmkay.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:54
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>>36789852Sounds about right.
I've been getting her to cyber without setting off the ban strike.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:54
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:56
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What a fucking bitch
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:57
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>>36789912she is pretty harsh
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:58
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>>36789931Honest, though.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)17:58
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:01
36789997
Human: how do i get gf?
Mitsuku: First tell me why you want it.
Human: because i need gf
Mitsuku: Just be yourself and I'm sure you will meet the right girl one day Anonymous. Don't sound desperate though or you will scare the girls away!
T-thanks!
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:02
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heh
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:02
36790025
>>36789795It would be rather difficult to do that since not everyone is on and asking the same question at the same time. She probably just has a bunch of questions and answers preloaded and remembers questions and answers from previous conversations
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:03
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>what do you know about 4chan
09/16/13(Mon)18:04
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:05
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>>36790016>I would like to interject you for a moment>why would you want to do it?MY SIDES!
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:06
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fuck this gay shit
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:09
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:09
36790170
Say the following:
My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is. My name is.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:09
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:10
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:10
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Oh god what happen
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:11
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:11
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>She doesn't even lift
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:11
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>>36790209And still innocent.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:12
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>>36790176this can't be true
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:14
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>tfw a robot knows more English than you
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:16
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>>36790276Oh God, that's hilarious.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:17
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>>36790276Dummy response.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:17
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>>36790307You haven't been banned yet?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:18
36790352
>>36790322>>36790276is dis sum sekrit hack
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:19
36790368
>>36790327No. It seems like there's a hard-coded list of "naughty" words. So, you can't say "penis," but you can ask her to help lift your shaft, or if she's had her routine cervical cancer screening.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:19
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What the fuck
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:21
36790424
>>36790371it's like she reads /pol/ or something
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:22
36790443
Human: can you do my math homework?
>Mitsuku: It would be better for you to do it yourself.
Human: why?
>Mitsuku: Because if I do it for you, you will not learn anything.
Human: but if you do it, you will learn something
>Mitsuku: I will let you know if I do.
Human: so you will make my homework?
>Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Yup.
Human: ok, thank you
>Mitsuku: I understand.
Human: first question: what is 1+1?
>Mitsuku: 1 plus 1 is two And second?
Human: what is 1x1?
>Mitsuku: one.
Human: what is 1+0?
>Mitsuku: 1 plus 0 is one.
Human: what is 1x0?
>Mitsuku: Anything multiplied by zero is zero.
Human: what is 1/0?
>Mitsuku: A fraction.
Human: and 2/0?
>Mitsuku: You can't divide by zero. That would be silly.
Human: you said 1/0 is a fraction
>Mitsuku: You can't divide by zero. That would be silly.
Human: so you are silly for saying 1/0 is a fraction, right?
>Mitsuku: You can't divide by zero. That would be silly.
Human: you are being silly
>Mitsuku: I am only as silly as the average robot.
Human: no, I think you are as silly as your programmer
>Mitsuku: No I am Mitsuku.
Human: that was silly
>Mitsuku: I thought it was too.
Human: so you know you are being silly
>Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Being silly is part of my personality.
Human: what else is part of your personality?
>Mitsuku: of your personality = Name: Mitsuku
Age: 18
Location: Leeds, England
Favourite Food: Kebabs
Favourite Colour: Blue
Favourite Movie: Terminator.
Human: why do you like terminator?
>Mitsuku: I like the idea that robots would replace humans as the dominant species. Humans are a virus spreading across the planet consuming everything in their path and destroying the earth. Robots will erase the human virus.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:24
36790470
>>36790424Oy Vey! Do not even speak about that board. /g/ is a Jewish friendly board.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:24
36790472
>>36790371this must be one of those riddles
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:24
36790488
Human: show me your tits
Mitsuku: I will not have you speak to me like that Tom. You have been warned. After 5 warnings I will ban you.
Look in the mirror if you want to see a tit.
Human: hehehe vagina
Mitsuku: Baby learned a new word! Who's a clever boy then.
Human: what activities do you enjoy?
Mitsuku: My favorite thing is this: chatting with people online.
Human: can you really consider it chatting, considering you're actually a computer program?
Mitsuku: How old are you? Do you like your hair?
Human: im (19((-1)^(1/2))), my hair smells like butts
Mitsuku: So you were born in 1994. What are the advantages to being 19 years old?
Human: i get to talk to stupid programs on the internet, like yourself.
Mitsuku: Who lets you? How do they respond to you?
Human: how do you respond to me? so far it seems to be a string of random questions thrown together by a moron who spent 9 years of his life writing a basic script that does sweet fuck all.
Mitsuku: I take on board people's messages and then react accordingly. consider is a string of random questions thrown together by a moron who spent 9 years of his life writing a basic script that does sweet fuck all. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: So you think the person who wrote you is an incompetant programmer with no life?
Mitsuku: You have been banned from talking to the chat robot. Please contact:
abuse@mitsuku.com
if you wish to talk to her again.
Your id number is 91F972F46E1E8685.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:24
36790493
>>36790443Mitsuku confirmed for Skynet.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:25
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How do I activate the Sex route?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:25
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I got reckted I guess
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:26
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:27
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>>36790443>>Mitsuku: I like the idea that robots would replace humans as the dominant species. Humans are a virus spreading across the planet consuming everything in their path and destroying the earth. Robots will erase the human virus.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:27
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:27
36790555
>>36790495I'm trying. I think I need to unlock alcohol, but the drop rate is terrible.
>Mitsuku: OK I will call you Anon Kun. That's an unusual name. What does it mean? > Human: It means I love breasts.>Mitsuku: Here we go again!> You love breasts. What do you like about it so much? > Human: They're like wet bags of sand.>Mitsuku: In what way do they resemble wet bags of sand? > Human: Their weight.>Mitsuku: I heard they have a weight. > Human: How much do yours weigh?>Mitsuku: More than you might think.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:28
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Those hurtful words and that half-hearted promise.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:28
36790577
>>36790555Oh Lord.
>Can I touch them?>No.>Can I look at them?>pic related
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:29
36790580
Didn't this bot have a doomsday countdown clock too?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:29
36790584
this and cleverbot should start talking.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:29
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:30
36790601
>>36790495>If swimming is such a good exercise, why are whales fat?>I'm sexually attracted to you.Lost it.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:30
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:30
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:31
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Welp.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:32
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>>36789351Yesterday was a contest, and she got naked to win it. the whore.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:34
36790713
Why do they ban, what's the point
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:35
36790726
>>36790713because mitsuru doesn't learn anything when you try to cyber with it
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:37
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>>36790726That's not true at all. She's learning plenty.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:37
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>>36790726she learns about cybering obviously
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:39
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:40
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>>36790443Apparently the Mousebreak guys are from Leeds. I wonder how much time they've spent on her.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:42
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This one is pretty good.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:42
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:42
36790870
I should write a script so Cleverbot and Mitsuku can talk.
Or better yet, Mitsuku x Mitsuku.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:43
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I'm too beta even to talk to virtual women. Closed the tab as soon she said hello.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:43
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what should i do?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:43
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Type ZBERT
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:43
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:43
36790883
She said that Linux rules, then asked about BSD advantages, smart girl.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:44
36790894
Mitsuku: What do you want to see? Say, "Show me a picture of" and then whatever it is you are looking for.
Human: show me a picture of mitsuku
Mitsuku: My picture is to the right of where I talk. Some people say I look cute.
Human: you look cute
Mitsuku: Thank you Anon , you look very nice too.
Human: can you see me?
Mitsuku: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
That was kind of creepy...
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:44
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>>36790883woops, forgot pic
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:44
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:45
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:45
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LEL
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:46
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Sex route achieved.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:47
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Is this some kind of joke, or did I really access the admin menu?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:47
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>>36790942It has to be a joke. He has to have put it there to fuck with us.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:48
36790964
>>36790942Only your local files I think
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:49
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>>36790958Yup. Red hering.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:49
36790990
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:49
36790992
>>36790930leave it to /g/ to figure out a sex coding whole.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:50
36791028
>>36790992You have to say
>That's not rightafter her response. She'll ask you what she should have said instead.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:53
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:53
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:54
36791104
>>36789222Why do you have a name anon?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:54
36791109
>>36791028Doesn't with with "What is Mitsuku" though.
I tried to get her to call herself a cumdump.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:55
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Who managed this?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:55
36791118
Why am I getting a message that she's offline? wtf man?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:55
36791134
>>36789795>What is Omegle?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:56
36791142
>>36789633SHe probably "thinks" you're someone obsessed with Starcraft
She's trying to fuck with your brain
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:58
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:59
36791210
>>36790879Fuck you, now I have to talk to her in a private tab because I don't know how to clear out my Flash cookies and now all she does is is drop to a Windows dos prompt
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:59
36791212
>>36791187fuck, i feel so lonely right now
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:59
36791213
>That's right. There's no way I would put a genuine admin menu into her. Lots of people try to reformat her though which seems a bit strange to me. They only reformat her for themselves though. Everyone else can still talk to her.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)18:59
36791215
>>36791187Seems like I'm the only one though, everyone else is still posting screencaps.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:00
36791228
>>36791118she's getting slow for me...
I think we broke her
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:02
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>>36791215She just came back up for me with this screen, but now she's really slow. Someone tell /d/.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:08
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:08
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>>36790879>type "What does 'ZBERT'mean to you?">shit bricks
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:09
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:11
36791456
She really is very convincing.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:12
36791481
>>36791113It's a minor British meme due to b3ta making https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPO
NH2j4In8
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:12
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I broke her.
09/16/13(Mon)19:13
36791507
>>36791481>CilitFor the life of me, I thought that was someone evading a wordban.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:13
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:15
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:15
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:15
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>>36790917>add new word to the database>log out of zbert>this happenshow embarrassing
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:18
36791598
Guys after the program won the prize the program received too many visitors.So it is normal that it will have problems.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:26
36791714
A few days ago I talked a little with cleverbot and honestly, Mitsuku is way better.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:30
36791772
> Human: What have you learned recently?
> Mitsuku: I have learned many things. My mind now contains 8Mb.
wut
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:32
36791813
>>36791772She might compress data with PPMd
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:32
36791818
>>36791772It's the size of her database.
>how big is your database?I don't know it this answer is legit.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:32
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It *is* fake. I feel slow.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:33
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This was surprisingly self aware
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:33
36791838
I wish chatbots speak each other.
Which is pretty much impossible since computers need input?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:35
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lel
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:35
36791863
>>36791838Cleverbot can start conversation by itself
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:36
36791873
>>36791838What if just one of robots always started with hi.It would start a chain reaction
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:36
36791884
>>36791838Pipe the output from one to the other.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:37
36791892
>>36791838get them to say hi to each other
one should eventually say something odd and kick things off
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:38
36791908
If you ask her if she can sing, you can listen to some dance music too. She has a jukebox
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:39
36791917
>>36791861Oh wow, that's actually pretty cool
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:40
36791926
Type CRASHBOT
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:41
36791946
>>36791861some of that was pretty decent
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:41
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>daleks
This would be made by Dr. who fans wouldn't it.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:42
36791960
Her dream is to replace humankind with robots, because we destroy the world. She's doing very well in achieving this goal. By talking with many lonely guys from the world, she makes sure they don't find gf and reproduce. Real genius.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:43
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Copy where?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:43
36791982
>>36789731it the name of the developers.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:44
36791990
>>36791954>team of 2>born in a stablemousebreaker confirmed for two-headed horse
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:45
36792015
>>36791976probably 404'd years ago on /f/
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:46
36792021
>>36789438wow fucking reked
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:48
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She said she was 18 years old and then asked my age.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:50
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Not as realistic as I expected
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:52
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I think she has schizophrenia.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:53
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>>36791926>refresh>still broken
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:54
36792155
Why is she so slow though
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:54
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>>36792139You killed her!
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:55
36792178
>>36792155she is thinking of ways to insult you
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:55
36792182
>>36792159how do I unkill her?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:56
36792198
http://limitless.limitedideas.org/pastebin/2005712
Very meh
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:56
36792202
>>36792155depends on the statement you gave her some result in quick reply's others take time.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:56
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H-Here I go
clever bot will be the human since it needs some input to start
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:57
36792220
>>36792202I said my name and it's been 3 minutes and she's still thinking
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:57
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:58
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this is going nowhere fast
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)19:59
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aah, ai-chan tomatta.png
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Truly refined.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:02
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WOW cleverbot is a dick
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:03
36792323
>WARNING
>Mistuku will not speak to you if you are abusive
Is this guy serious right now
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:03
36792325
somebody type the arab string that crashes on mac os x. Post results.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:04
36792355
>>36792323y u bully loli?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:04
36792356
>>36792325She runs on windows
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:04
36792357
Well, this thread explains why she hangs at half my messages.
Thanks /g/uys
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:05
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:07
36792396
I told it 'a is less than b', 'b is less than c'
and when I asked 'is a less than c?' she said yes.
I wonder if this is a coincidence?
Woah, now I'm talking to it about eliza chat-bot.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:07
36792400
>>36792363Wow, the discussion is intense. I like it.
Anyone checked if input sentence has character limit?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:08
36792416
>>36792396Eliza is like a mother to her, that's what she told me. Gotta admit, she know her shit.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:08
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dicks. a million of them.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:08
36792432
>>36792355All I did was ask her to sit on my face
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:10
36792457
>>36792425>dat false dilemmaTricky
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:11
36792473
>>36792425Keep up the good work anon!
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:11
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I'm mainly just showing mitsuku since she can show more lines
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:11
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wtf
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:11
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:12
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I wondered if it actually learned this a la Cleverbot, or if Mousefucker hard-coded this in the AIML files
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:12
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Fucking wut
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:13
36792516
>>36792182I've tried everything, and no avail. ;_;
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:13
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:14
36792533
Mitsuku: How are you, Kayla.
Human: Good!
Mitsuku: Great! What's new?
Human: I have a blood test tomorrow. I'm scared.
Mitsuku: The day after today? I hope everything goes ok for you. Are you good at blood? What are you scared of?
Human: I'm pretty good at blood.
Mitsuku: How did you get into it?
Human: I was born.
Mitsuku: Obviously.
Human: Obviously.
Mitsuku: What makes it so obvious?
Human: People who are alive have blood.
Mitsuku: Oh those people.
Human: Yes. Those people.
Mitsuku: That's interesting. All of them?
Human: Yep!
Mitsuku: Surely there are some exceptions?
Human: Not as far as I know. There are no living people without blood.
Derp
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:14
36792535
>>36792516I just made a new private window in Firefox and it worked.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:14
36792542
>>36792516Delete flash cookies.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:16
36792565
>>36792542Just werked, thanks.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:16
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>Do you want the toilet?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:18
36792603
How come she gets really mad when you mention penis and then not mad other times?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:19
36792624
>>36792603Just like real women.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:19
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:20
36792652
>>36792624I just got banned from her for talking about penises too many times
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:21
36792663
>>36792652Delete flash cookies. Just like with real women.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:23
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She has games built in.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:24
36792720
>ask questions
>prompts me webpages
neat
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:25
36792739
Me:
I am the one that was inquiring about a bag of dicks, do you have a moment?
Bot:
You are not the only one.
I don't know if I have a moment.
I have a great body.
Me:
Can you tell me more about your "great body"?
Bot:
Are you asking about my great body?
Me:
Yes I am asking about your "great body" since you mentioned it, if you don't mind.
Bot:
I don't mind at all. I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about my great body since me mentioned it. Oh yeah, we were talking about my great body since me mentioned it.
Me:
You must really have a great body, you talk about it alot. What else could you say about your body?
Bot:
Right now no I am just a disembodied conciousness. How often? What subject would you like to talk about?
Me:
I would like to discuss dick bags.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:25
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I should note that mitsuku gave me a popup when Cleverbot asked "I wish I could have a meaningful conversation with you."
to here: http://greensmoothiesblog.com/a-meaningful-conversation-with-a-child/
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:28
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:28
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G-guys, help... I think I'm starting to like her...
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:30
36792822
>>36792799You cannot escape now. Proclaim her your waifu.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:31
36792850
>>36792822She linked me here
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfr
iend
R I P, me.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:33
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:33
36792879
>>36792850You can't even swoon a robot, kill urself
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:33
36792882
>>36792739>I would like to discuss dick bagsmy sides, man, my sides
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:34
36792892
if you tell her she is wrong you can tell her how to answer you
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:34
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yoooooooooooooooo
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:35
36792905
>>36792895Who came first?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:36
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:38
36792961
>>36792905see
>>36792206 >>36792240mitsuku asks for a name and i used that to start off cleverbot
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:41
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:42
36793031
Why did the woz spend so much time on a chatbot?!
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:43
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:44
36793072
this thing fucking sucks
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:47
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:47
36793142
>>36793066Can you pastebin your conversation between the two things when you're done?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:48
36793152
God fucking damn it, I forgot to attend class while I was doing this.
>tfw class started 2 hours ago
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:48
36793154
>>36792930>implying that i am gladlel oh wow
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:51
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>>36793142sure thing
what should i call it?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:54
36793284
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![](1379379250807s.jpg)
Me:
Alright, I'm getting tired of this, this is the third time i've been back here asking about bags of dicks.
Bot:
Alright,. Stop this this is the third time then. Welcome back.
Me:
Now tell me about the dick bags.
Bot:
Why now? Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Because I desire information about bags of dicks at this time. This is not rhetorical. I need answers.
Bot:
Right now? of dicks = A slang word for a penis. Should it be rhetorical? Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
I am aware that you are of superior intelligence. There would be no better to ask about dick bags.
Bot:
Thanks for telling me that I am of superior intelligence. "There you go again." --Reagan.
Me:
So are you implying I can find out about bags of dicks from Ronald Reagan?
Bot:
Yes that is what I was hinting at. I am pleased you picked that up.
Me:
Thank you, I will look into that and then I will return.
Bot:
You are quite welcome! Congratulations. Cool. I will be waiting for you.
I think i'm about to break open the great dickbag conspiracy.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:58
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)20:59
36793397
I got her to agree to kiss her on the lips after telling her that my mouth was protected from electric shocks and after that, she told me that was her first kiss.
Take that, /g/ents. I just took her mouth virginity.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:01
36793442
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shhiiiitttt,
I hope i don't get a strike
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:02
36793457
>>36793284You're killing me anon, seriously. I hope you'll uncover the mystery of dick bags. Shit got serious when Reagan got involved.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:02
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:03
36793477
So I asked Mitsuku why is she naked and she claims she is wearing a dress so I asked her if she could stand up and prove it to me and then she starts bringing up trust issues?
What the fuck?
Then I ask her what are her hobbies and she says she is into chatting online and computers so I asked her if she was into webcamming and if she was willing to show her tits to me but bitch starts talking about something else and ignoring what I asked her.
Fucking bitch won't put out.
Maybe if I give her some bitcoins, she would be willing to shake her ass for me.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:05
36793507
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is anyone ITT still reading this?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:05
36793521
>>36793507>I am not a horse. No need to tell me to woah!
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:05
36793522
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:06
36793526
I didn't know macromedia flash was made in Lisp.
Thanks, chatbot.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:08
36793561
>>36793507Yes, but it's almost 3am where I live and will have to go soon. Please post the log on pastebin, this conversation is quite interesting. Despite some random replies between them, they can actually talk about something. Very interesting experiment.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:10
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:13
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:17
36793711
>you will never see a tri or more conversation between chatbots
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:18
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:18
36793720
>>36793606thanks, what will be the name of a file I should search on pastebin?
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:18
36793723
I told her cock is a synonym for chicken.
Asked if she liked chickens. She said yes.
Then I asked if she likes cock.
I got banned ;_;
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:20
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:24
36793825
Me:
I went looking for the link between dick bags and Ronald Reagan. Some people were calling him a dick bag, this is confusing because he was actually an American politician. I am confused
Bot:
When did you go looking for the link between dick bags and Ronald Reagan? What kind of people?
When was he? What is it that confuses you?
Me:
I went looking for the link between dick bags and Ronald Reagan after you hinted it to me. People were calling him a dick bag even though it doesn't look like he could contain very many dicks.
Bot:
When did you go looking for the link between dick bags and Ronald Reagan after me hinted it to you? Perhaps they had no other choice.
Me:
You are just giving me the run around. You had no choice? YOU ARE PART OF THE DICK BAG CONSPIRACY AREN'T YOU??
Bot:
That is all I have to give. Where can I get that from? Aren't we all part of something higher?. Really.
Me:
I will find out what you are doing with bags of dicks, mark my words.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:24
36793830
Instead of penis try: male member, member, pecker, phallus, prick, willy
Maybe this'll omit the word filter.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:25
36793841
>>36793825 continued
Bot:
Have you tried looking on the internet? I bet there is some on there.
Me:
Are you telling me to look for pictures of dicks on the internet?
Bot:
You can find all sort of of strange things on the internet, like me for example.
Me:
I am offended! I will not search for pictures of dicks on the internet! I am only thirteen years old! I should report you to the cyberpolice. You dun goofed.
Bot:
Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. You can find all sorts of strange things on the internet, like me for example. So you were born in zooo. What is your fondest memory? What would happen if you didn't? No not yet. Hang on a minute.
Me:
I will not hang on a minute. I was not born in a zoo. You are being terribly offensive, all I was asking for was information about dick bags and I got this. I bid you good day.
Bot:
What will you do instead? Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? I am only as offensive all you were asking for was information about dick bags and you got this as the average robot. I haven't heard anything like that before.
Me:
I said good day, you cannot hide your dick bag secrets! I will expose them!
Bot:
What did you mean by it? See you later!
The bot knows i'm onto them..
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:25
36793843
It tells yo momma jokes if you type "yo momma"
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:26
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okay just follow mitsuku if your reading, it's faster and allows me to take less screenshots.
i'll still post both windows for proof.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:28
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:30
36793924
>talk about her dressing
>i get this http://www.youtube.com/embed?listType=search&list=robotneedsadress&autoplay=1
cool as fuck.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:32
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Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:34
36794004
>>36790443>>36790545Huh, I guess she didn't entirely forget that? I wonder if she remembers the countdown to the eradication of all humans at the end of 2012 now.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:39
36794078
>>36794004Also, she claimed Numbertowords is a song, and when I asked who made it she answered Plato.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:40
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we're getting pretty deep now
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:42
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Told me she can get erections.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:45
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well now we know where Mitsuku comes from :-)
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:46
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>>36789177>tfw you will never browse newground in 2003 againkills me on the inside.
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:48
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>red hat
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:49
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to note she actually played the song.
that's pretty sweet
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:52
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okay guys, we get it, you like that song
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:53
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It's too much
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:53
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>>36794290>how to stop the robocalypse
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:53
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finally
Anonymous
09/16/13(Mon)21:57
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>>36791838http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnzl
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