Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:40
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An Animorphs cartoon
Why did it not exist?
Why did it not exist?
Thread from /co/
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:44
44898033
Lack of interest in the series by investors probably
that, and K.A. Applegate went out of her way to make it as unfriendly on a shows budget as possible
that, and K.A. Applegate went out of her way to make it as unfriendly on a shows budget as possible
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:45
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>>44898033
I forget why she made such non-human aliens, but I'm glad she did. I hate "slightly different color human" alien shit
I forget why she made such non-human aliens, but I'm glad she did. I hate "slightly different color human" alien shit
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:45
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it had a LA show
LA shows rarely follow up with cartoons
LA shows rarely follow up with cartoons
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:47
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The main species were complex enough, the Megamorphs introduced species that blew shit out of the water for my young mind
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:47
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I would have watched the fuck out of it
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:49
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>made in the 90's
>the peak of animated tv shows
why didn't it exist? Because if it did, nothing short of BTAS could hope to stand up to it's levels of awesome
>the peak of animated tv shows
why didn't it exist? Because if it did, nothing short of BTAS could hope to stand up to it's levels of awesome
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:50
44898229
Because the books are gorey as fuck.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:50
44898232
These shits always creeped me out.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:51
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>>44897927
>>44898180
Did anyone else have the book about these guys and how they were before the Yerk invasion, or whatever those slugs were called? I haven't read Animorphs in probably over 10 years so I don't remember much, but that book blew my freaking mind as a kid. It was the shit.
>>44898180
Did anyone else have the book about these guys and how they were before the Yerk invasion, or whatever those slugs were called? I haven't read Animorphs in probably over 10 years so I don't remember much, but that book blew my freaking mind as a kid. It was the shit.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:52
44898277
that series was pretty graphic if I remember correctly
teens killing aliens and infested humans by graphically dismembering them, lots of lasers cutting things up, people being ejected into space, war crimes
made grade 6 through 8 fun times
teens killing aliens and infested humans by graphically dismembering them, lots of lasers cutting things up, people being ejected into space, war crimes
made grade 6 through 8 fun times
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:53
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>>44898260
Yeah it was nice. Telling us a little about their culture, religion etc. Not to mention that it was a really good read.
Yeah it was nice. Telling us a little about their culture, religion etc. Not to mention that it was a really good read.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
01/10/13(Thu)16:54
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I remember the TV Show. It was kind of ass.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:54
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>>44898260
Same. I loved it
Same. I loved it
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:54
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there was a thread on /tg/ last month and a kind anon posted a .zip of all the books
re-read them for the first time in a decade and chilled myself to the bone for not noticing how friggin DARK they were at the time
on that note, have some cute Andalite
re-read them for the first time in a decade and chilled myself to the bone for not noticing how friggin DARK they were at the time
on that note, have some cute Andalite
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:54
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>>44898277
remember when tobias had a weird voyeur thing going on with a person he thought was his cousin
remember when they all used a bunch of disabled people to wage a war
remember when tobias had a weird voyeur thing going on with a person he thought was his cousin
remember when they all used a bunch of disabled people to wage a war
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:54
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I found a stack of my old Animorphs books the other day. I had a LOT more special books than I though. The one where they get sent back in time, Andalite chronicles, and I know I have that "follow your own story" one somewhere.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:55
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:55
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>>44898232
I remember seeing these books when I was in school, but since they looked creepy I never read them. Anyone mind telling me what they were generally about and what the fuck is with those blue alien things.
I remember seeing these books when I was in school, but since they looked creepy I never read them. Anyone mind telling me what they were generally about and what the fuck is with those blue alien things.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:55
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>>44898349
I started reading them in 3rd grade. I admit I didn't pick up on the darker shit till later in the series when I was older
I started reading them in 3rd grade. I admit I didn't pick up on the darker shit till later in the series when I was older
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:55
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:56
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>>44898349
where's the tail scythe?
where's the tail scythe?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:57
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>>44898373
Most of the dark stuff is pretty obvious.
Likeforcing those crippled kids to die on a suicide mission.
Most of the dark stuff is pretty obvious.
Like
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:57
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>>44898260
one of the best books in the series in my humble opinion. Also Toby Hamee, motherfucking badass alien congresswoman from space. And she is only 5!
one of the best books in the series in my humble opinion. Also Toby Hamee, motherfucking badass alien congresswoman from space. And she is only 5!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:58
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>>44898368
Basically far off there's a war between several alien races. The "bad guys" are the yeerks. Yeerks are basically sluglike beings that can't experience much of the world, but they can take over the minds of other creatures and live through them. Obviously, the other creatures aren't fans of this takeover process. Yeerks were harmlessly slugging it up in a pool before one of the blue aliens, called andilites, reached out to them and gave them technology. He thought he was helping a poor sentient species stuck in the mud to expand it's reach. They used the tech to basically run off to find planets to take over. One that they're reaching is earth, which is basically a holy grail to them. It's overloaded with billions of a sentient species that isn't made useless due to biology (like a species called the taxxons) and is so far off the andilites radar they don't even know it exists
Basically far off there's a war between several alien races. The "bad guys" are the yeerks. Yeerks are basically sluglike beings that can't experience much of the world, but they can take over the minds of other creatures and live through them. Obviously, the other creatures aren't fans of this takeover process. Yeerks were harmlessly slugging it up in a pool before one of the blue aliens, called andilites, reached out to them and gave them technology. He thought he was helping a poor sentient species stuck in the mud to expand it's reach. They used the tech to basically run off to find planets to take over. One that they're reaching is earth, which is basically a holy grail to them. It's overloaded with billions of a sentient species that isn't made useless due to biology (like a species called the taxxons) and is so far off the andilites radar they don't even know it exists
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)16:59
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>>44898427
Yeah but that didn't happen till the series was ending. I started reading it when it was first coming out
Yeah but that didn't happen till the series was ending. I started reading it when it was first coming out
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:00
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Weren't most of the later books ghostwritten?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:01
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>>44898417
they are just kids dude, the blade is like a puberty thing. Pic related
>>44898364
http://filesmelt.com/dl/MyZip.zip
they are just kids dude, the blade is like a puberty thing. Pic related
>>44898364
http://filesmelt.com/dl/MyZip.zip
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:01
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>>44898071
They were originally just Grey-types, but the publisher wanted something more unique for toyetic purposes and she decided to troll them.
>>44898417
They're juveniles, I think. Hence the filename.
They were originally just Grey-types, but the publisher wanted something more unique for toyetic purposes and she decided to troll them.
>>44898417
They're juveniles, I think. Hence the filename.
BrokenGeode !!jIcPNMSVBL3
01/10/13(Thu)17:03
44898619
Because the books get quite graphic. People get decaptipated by Ax's (That was the good alien's name right?) tail and some have slugs burrow into their brains.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:03
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>>44898619
Axamili Arsaotihssoakthaostahtoat something
Axamili Arsaotihssoakthaostahtoat something
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:04
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:04
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>>44898646
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill
God, Applegate was just not subtle about making LOTR references, was she?
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill
God, Applegate was just not subtle about making LOTR references, was she?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:04
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Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
01/10/13(Thu)17:04
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>>44898646
It's like Eggsgriouth Istl or soemthing.
It's like Eggsgriouth Istl or soemthing.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:04
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>>44898482
Cool thanks buuuuut what about the whole morphing thing? I mean it's called animorphs.
Cool thanks buuuuut what about the whole morphing thing? I mean it's called animorphs.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:04
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>Animorphs thread
don't you mean
>Aximili Esgarrouth Isthill thread
"bitches love me for my body. Boh-dee. Baw-DEE. Bdee. Do you have any Cinnabons?"
don't you mean
>Aximili Esgarrouth Isthill thread
"bitches love me for my body. Boh-dee. Baw-DEE. Bdee. Do you have any Cinnabons?"
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:05
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It boggles my mind that there is still an Animorph fandom.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:05
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>>44898482
Also, the andilite that did this was named seerow. Because of him, andilites have a law about not sharing their tech with other species, called "seerows kindness"
Also, the andilite that did this was named seerow. Because of him, andilites have a law about not sharing their tech with other species, called "seerows kindness"
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)17:06
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Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
01/10/13(Thu)17:06
44898745
I'll ask it. Would you an Andalite?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:06
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I always love how fucking OP the technology in the series was without being corny
BrokenGeode !!jIcPNMSVBL3
01/10/13(Thu)17:06
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>>44898695
I remember finding the 'Let's see how many cinnabon's Ax can eat before he explodes' joke really funny.
I remember finding the 'Let's see how many cinnabon's Ax can eat before he explodes' joke really funny.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:07
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:07
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>>44898692
Oh shit right sorry. Ok so basically the andilites created a form of technology that allows them to absorb the dna of other species. An andilite chasing yeerks crashed onto earth, and knowing that there was no way more andlite forces would be around anytime soon, gave this ability to the humans that were found him dying in his crash, so that they could defend their planet.
Morphing works by:
Touching the animal you want to absorb in order to obtain its dna
Concentrating on that animal
Becoming it
If you stay in that form for over 2 hours, you are fucked and trapped forever in that form
Oh shit right sorry. Ok so basically the andilites created a form of technology that allows them to absorb the dna of other species. An andilite chasing yeerks crashed onto earth, and knowing that there was no way more andlite forces would be around anytime soon, gave this ability to the humans that were found him dying in his crash, so that they could defend their planet.
Morphing works by:
Touching the animal you want to absorb in order to obtain its dna
Concentrating on that animal
Becoming it
If you stay in that form for over 2 hours, you are fucked and trapped forever in that form
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:07
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>>44898692
The Andalites invented the technology that allows people to morph as an infiltration tool for their military.
The Andalites invented the technology that allows people to morph as an infiltration tool for their military.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:08
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>>44898711
>1995-2001
in a couple of years we may get some Animorphs resurgence, just like we go TMNT and...ugh...Transformers reboots
>1995-2001
in a couple of years we may get some Animorphs resurgence, just like we go TMNT and...ugh...Transformers reboots
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:09
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>>44898786
Was the a reason that it only worked on animals, and they couldn't disguise themselves as other humans? Been so long since I read them
Was the a reason that it only worked on animals, and they couldn't disguise themselves as other humans? Been so long since I read them
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:09
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:10
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>>44898840
Pretty sure they could turn into other humans. Ax took DNA from all of them to make his human morph or something.
Pretty sure they could turn into other humans. Ax took DNA from all of them to make his human morph or something.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:10
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>>44898786
Oh thanks seems interesting. Good thing someone just posted that one .zip of the books
Oh thanks seems interesting. Good thing someone just posted that one .zip of the books
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:10
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>Marco _teases_Cassie.jpg
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:10
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>>44898745
If they have horse sized cocks I'd probably die
If they have horse sized cocks I'd probably die
BrokenGeode !!jIcPNMSVBL3
01/10/13(Thu)17:11
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>>44898840
It would, but they thought it was morally wrong because it essentially cloned the species then let them possess the clone.
It would, but they thought it was morally wrong because it essentially cloned the species then let them possess the clone.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:11
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>>44898840
they could, they just figured it would be immoral to use a sentient being without its permission like that
which is probably true but I think it was a rule they'd be willing to break near the end
they could, they just figured it would be immoral to use a sentient being without its permission like that
which is probably true but I think it was a rule they'd be willing to break near the end
BrokenGeode !!jIcPNMSVBL3
01/10/13(Thu)17:12
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>>44898745
Ask /d/.
Ask /d/.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:12
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>>44898840
it work on everything with DNA. Pretty sure they explained it as using Z-Space (alternate dimension used for FTL travel and other tech) to pull mass out of nothing and send it away. Like if you were gonna be a mouse or a -trex
it work on everything with DNA. Pretty sure they explained it as using Z-Space (alternate dimension used for FTL travel and other tech) to pull mass out of nothing and send it away. Like if you were gonna be a mouse or a -trex
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:12
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>>44898898
I'm pretty sure they did it once with rachel in an emergency. It was unpleasant for the morpher and rachel because it was way too creepy
I'm pretty sure they did it once with rachel in an emergency. It was unpleasant for the morpher and rachel because it was way too creepy
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:13
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>>44898840
It worked on sentient creatures, but for moral reasons they didn't. For starters, you get the memories of what you morph into, so it would be a huge invasion of privacy
It worked on sentient creatures, but for moral reasons they didn't. For starters, you get the memories of what you morph into, so it would be a huge invasion of privacy
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:13
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Why didn't the Yeerks just take over China instead?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:13
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:13
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>>44898277
As a kid I did not understand the point of the final book at all. I hated how the war ended in the first few chapters and most of the book was the Animorphs' depressing post war lives. I thought it should have ended with the Yeerk surrender.
It's only years later that I get that the whole point was to examine how you never get over an experience like this. Definitely the best book when I reread them now, and I still cry like a baby whenRachel dies.
As a kid I did not understand the point of the final book at all. I hated how the war ended in the first few chapters and most of the book was the Animorphs' depressing post war lives. I thought it should have ended with the Yeerk surrender.
It's only years later that I get that the whole point was to examine how you never get over an experience like this. Definitely the best book when I reread them now, and I still cry like a baby when
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:13
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>>44898965
They might have had operations in China however America was/is still the superpower so they went for that instead.
They might have had operations in China however America was/is still the superpower so they went for that instead.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:14
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>>44898745
Yeah, sure, unless they've got weird horse vaginas.
Actually in further consideration, well they can't really reach back there, can they? It'd be a goddamn mess. No thank you.
Yeah, sure, unless they've got weird horse vaginas.
Actually in further consideration, well they can't really reach back there, can they? It'd be a goddamn mess. No thank you.
BrokenGeode !!jIcPNMSVBL3
01/10/13(Thu)17:14
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>>44898974
WHAT!!! I never finished! You're a cunt!
WHAT!!! I never finished! You're a cunt!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:15
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>>44899022
You chose to hover over the spoiler Anon, no one to blame but yourself.
You chose to hover over the spoiler Anon, no one to blame but yourself.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:15
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>>44899022
He did spoiler it...
He did spoiler it...
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:15
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>>44898965
they had sleeper cells in just about every country by 2000ish, but why not focus on pre-9/11 America when it was the economic capital of the planet?
they had sleeper cells in just about every country by 2000ish, but why not focus on pre-9/11 America when it was the economic capital of the planet?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:15
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BrokenGeode !!jIcPNMSVBL3
01/10/13(Thu)17:16
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>>44899040
I'm using Chant. Spoilers don't work.
I'm using Chant. Spoilers don't work.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:16
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>>44899022
Not only did the book come out like ten years ago but he fucking spoilered it. That's your goddamn fault, idiot.
Not only did the book come out like ten years ago but he fucking spoilered it. That's your goddamn fault, idiot.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:16
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>>44898945
They also explained how if, by extreme misfortune, a passing ship struck one of your mass-storage-bubbles-whatever in the alternate dismention, you were FUCKED
They also explained how if, by extreme misfortune, a passing ship struck one of your mass-storage-bubbles-whatever in the alternate dismention, you were FUCKED
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:17
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>>44899072
Then it's you're own fault for reading a thread about something you never finished.
Then it's you're own fault for reading a thread about something you never finished.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:18
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<Excuse me, friend human? Do you mind if I acquire you for the purpose in partaking in a feast at Cinnabon?>
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:19
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>>44898482
Except over the course of the series it becomes increasingly apparent that things are not as Black and White as the Andelites first told them. There have been pretty horrific war crimes on both sides and towards the endthe Earth is in just as great a danger from the Andelites as the Yeerks.
Except over the course of the series it becomes increasingly apparent that things are not as Black and White as the Andelites first told them. There have been pretty horrific war crimes on both sides and towards the end
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:20
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>>44898297
fukken saved
fukken saved
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:20
44899226
Oh God, if only Animorphs were adapted to a comic or cartoon. I was more obsessed with this series than probably anything else since then.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:20
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>>44898575
Thanks dude.
Thanks dude.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:20
44899230
I remember from long ago there was one book from the perspective of one character infected by a yeerk. They tie him up and starve the yeerk to death to save him. Around when it starts dying he gets weird visions like a dude on a throne with an eyeball head or something.
Did they ever explain what that shit was?
Did they ever explain what that shit was?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:20
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:21
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>>44899200
Tell us more, fuck the guy who can't use spoilers.
Tell us more, fuck the guy who can't use spoilers.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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>>44899226
We must only wait. Soon people who grew up reading animorphs will be old enough to be the runners of industry.
I mean they just re-released the books fairly recently. Shit maybe it's happening already
We must only wait. Soon people who grew up reading animorphs will be old enough to be the runners of industry.
I mean they just re-released the books fairly recently. Shit maybe it's happening already
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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>>44898745
If they did the Frolis Maneuver on a bunch of hot humans first, sure.
If they did the Frolis Maneuver on a bunch of hot humans first, sure.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
44899272
I cant be the only one who thought Vissor Three was a god tier villain. Especially when they dove into his past.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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>>44899230
The dude on the throne with the eyeball sounds like Crayak.
There was this whole deeper mythology of the eternal battle between the Ellemist and the Crayak. Basically space god and space satan.
The dude on the throne with the eyeball sounds like Crayak.
There was this whole deeper mythology of the eternal battle between the Ellemist and the Crayak. Basically space god and space satan.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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>>44897927
Well to answer you OP I don't think it was cause of the dark subject matter or extreme violence but rather that for some reason they decided to do a Live action series instead.
Understandable that was cancelled pretty quick
Well to answer you OP I don't think it was cause of the dark subject matter or extreme violence but rather that for some reason they decided to do a Live action series instead.
Understandable that was cancelled pretty quick
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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>>44898297
Is this implying something about marco and ax?
Is this implying something about marco and ax?
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:22
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>>44899230
Oh that was an early book.
Throne with an eyeball was the crayack, a cosmic horror the animorphs fight every now and again.
Oh that was an early book.
Throne with an eyeball was the crayack, a cosmic horror the animorphs fight every now and again.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:23
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>>44898803
Didn't they rerelease the first few books recently? With the popculture references updated. What came of that?
Didn't they rerelease the first few books recently? With the popculture references updated. What came of that?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:23
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:23
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>>44899051
Because every other country doesn't have the Andalite bandits fucking everything up.
Well, apart from that time they all went to the North Pole to wreck some ice-dude's shit as Polar Bears.
Because every other country doesn't have the Andalite bandits fucking everything up.
Well, apart from that time they all went to the North Pole to wreck some ice-dude's shit as Polar Bears.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:23
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>>44898578
they still have Greys. They were called the Scrit-Na or something, one of the oldest species in the galaxy. And they abduct just about every other species for absolutely no reason. They too have a ridiculously complex larval stage meant to drive any tv show puppeteer insane
they still have Greys. They were called the Scrit-Na or something, one of the oldest species in the galaxy. And they abduct just about every other species for absolutely no reason. They too have a ridiculously complex larval stage meant to drive any tv show puppeteer insane
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:23
44899327
The reason it's hard to adapt is because the entire book boils down to "War is hell" for kids. It was ingrained so deeply in the core of the books that you can't get rid of it without destroying what made them great.
On an unrelated note, the Andalites were dicks.
On an unrelated note, the Andalites were dicks.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:24
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>>44899272
He was the Yeerk who got himself an Andalite right?
He was the Yeerk who got himself an Andalite right?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:25
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>>44899312
What kind of pop-culture references got updated?
What kind of pop-culture references got updated?
Skip !Y2Gmrq8kPU
01/10/13(Thu)17:25
44899387
That every fucking book starting with the recap at one point I just started skipping the first chapter and a half
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:25
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:26
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>>44899272
Yes. He was awesome. I also loved vissor one and fucking Crayak
Yes. He was awesome. I also loved vissor one and fucking Crayak
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:26
44899423
One of my favourite gore-lines was something about one of them having a hole through their body big enough to push a pop can through.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:26
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>>44899389
Fucking Hork-Bajir eats bark in bed. Fucking sticks under the fucking sheets and splinters all over the pillows.
Fucking Hork-Bajir eats bark in bed. Fucking sticks under the fucking sheets and splinters all over the pillows.
The Sad Panda !!aA0k1/YgCq9
01/10/13(Thu)17:26
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>>44898575
mfw I just got a kindle and didnt have anything I really felt like reading. Welp there goes my grades for this semester.
Thank you based anon
mfw I just got a kindle and didnt have anything I really felt like reading. Welp there goes my grades for this semester.
Thank you based anon
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:27
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:27
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>>44899420
The one with Crayak and the fucking isk-root and the howlers is still one of my favorite stories.
The one with Crayak and the fucking isk-root and the howlers is still one of my favorite stories.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:28
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>>44899252
OK. Non-spoiler guy, there are spoilers below.
Basically the Andelite high command decides the only way to win the war is to allow Earth to fall, and then when the yeerks flood it to take the billions of hosts to nuke the entire planet from orbit killing everything. Ax is ordered to deliberately sabotage the Animorphs attack on the Yeerk pool because it actually stands a chance of seriously denting the Yeerk war effort and stopping this occurring. He disobeys orders and the attack happens and it is fucking awesome.
OK. Non-spoiler guy, there are spoilers below.
Basically the Andelite high command decides the only way to win the war is to allow Earth to fall, and then when the yeerks flood it to take the billions of hosts to nuke the entire planet from orbit killing everything. Ax is ordered to deliberately sabotage the Animorphs attack on the Yeerk pool because it actually stands a chance of seriously denting the Yeerk war effort and stopping this occurring. He disobeys orders and the attack happens and it is fucking awesome.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:28
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:28
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>>44899272
I liked that he initial came off as a Saturday morning cartoon bad guy, but as the series went on, it became clear that he was just an insane, bloodthirsty yeerk who happened to end up in a high-ranking military position. The yeerks who worked under him were well aware that his methods were usually counter-productive. He would chop off their heads for no reason sometimes.
I liked that he initial came off as a Saturday morning cartoon bad guy, but as the series went on, it became clear that he was just an insane, bloodthirsty yeerk who happened to end up in a high-ranking military position. The yeerks who worked under him were well aware that his methods were usually counter-productive. He would chop off their heads for no reason sometimes.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:28
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>>44899389
oh god, the lacerations that would result...
oh god, the lacerations that would result...
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:28
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>the Howlers
>"Father"
>the instinct present in some of the morphs
>"Father"
>the instinct present in some of the morphs
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:29
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>>44899389
What did the Horks look like?
Them and the centipeed dudes were the 2 races that had already been completely taken over right?
It was just those 2?
What did the Horks look like?
Them and the centipeed dudes were the 2 races that had already been completely taken over right?
It was just those 2?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:29
44899523
> In a desperate bid to cheer Jake up, his friends capture him and dump him into the ocean, thinking that by forcing him into a dolphin morph (dolphins being naturally happy) they can cheer him up.
Well shit they are all fucking psychopaths.
Well shit they are all fucking psychopaths.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:29
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I know you fuckers had these bad boys.
Aw yea.
Aw yea.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:29
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>>44899486
the howlers book made me sad. Especially for their fucking robot friend made by the chee
the howlers book made me sad. Especially for their fucking robot friend made by the chee
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:30
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:30
44899557
>>44899348
Yep
>has access to dozens of deadly alien races he can turn into
>A god damn mastermind
>Very hands-on with his own plans
>Not afraid to kill when he has too
Every single time he was in the same room with the animorphs i felt like they could die at any moment.
Yep
>has access to dozens of deadly alien races he can turn into
>A god damn mastermind
>Very hands-on with his own plans
>Not afraid to kill when he has too
Every single time he was in the same room with the animorphs i felt like they could die at any moment.
Skip !Y2Gmrq8kPU
01/10/13(Thu)17:30
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:30
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>>44899523
It worked. And they know from experience that the dolphin morph has that exact effect on them
It worked. And they know from experience that the dolphin morph has that exact effect on them
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:31
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>>44899519
Those were the two main ones. There were also a few lesser species that the yeerks had taken over, but they rarely appear in the books. (such as a few creatures on their homeworld)
Those were the two main ones. There were also a few lesser species that the yeerks had taken over, but they rarely appear in the books. (such as a few creatures on their homeworld)
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:31
44899584
>>44898351
Remember how EVERY SINGLE ONE of those disabled kids died in a feint orchestrated by the group's leader.
Remember how EVERY SINGLE ONE of those disabled kids died in a feint orchestrated by the group's leader.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:32
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>>44899519
Hork-Bajir were the huge, bark-eating bladed lizard-things. Peaceful race, though.
Hork-Bajir were the huge, bark-eating bladed lizard-things. Peaceful race, though.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:32
44899605
>On a field trip to the beach, Rachel is exploring tide pools when she loses an earring in the water. Wishing to get it back she comes across a starfish, acquires it, and morphs into it, retrieving the earring. Unfortunately, before she can demorph, a child chops her in half. Thanks to the regenerative properties of starfish, Rachel does not die; instead, in the shock of being sliced in two, both halves demorph, resulting in two Rachels - Mean Rachel and Nice Rachel.
I forgot about this too.
Does anyone remember if this was good or not? It sounds too stupid.
I forgot about this too.
Does anyone remember if this was good or not? It sounds too stupid.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:32
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>>44899519
Horks look like giant bipedal lizards covered in sawblades
Horks look like giant bipedal lizards covered in sawblades
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:32
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>>44899480
>>44899272
Yeah, this was awesome. Except in the Hork Bajir Chronicles he is nothing like this at all. All calculating and smart and stuff. There are some fairly in depth theories online that he swapped places with his twin at some point.
>>44899272
Yeah, this was awesome. Except in the Hork Bajir Chronicles he is nothing like this at all. All calculating and smart and stuff. There are some fairly in depth theories online that he swapped places with his twin at some point.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:33
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>>44899280
Who was the thing that sent Jake to the future. Years later it pisses me off that it was NEVER FUCKING EXPLAINED
Who was the thing that sent Jake to the future. Years later it pisses me off that it was NEVER FUCKING EXPLAINED
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:33
44899652
>>44899605
I think that was a ghostwritten one. It was kinda lame
I think that was a ghostwritten one. It was kinda lame
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:33
44899656
>>44899605
I have one or two of the books with evil Rachel...and that one kid they tried to bring into the group that turned out to be an evil dick.
I have one or two of the books with evil Rachel...and that one kid they tried to bring into the group that turned out to be an evil dick.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:33
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>>44899605
Most of the books after 26 were ghostwritten, so a lot of them do suck. There are some great ones mixed in, though (like the one where Cassie gives Ax brain surgery).
Most of the books after 26 were ghostwritten, so a lot of them do suck. There are some great ones mixed in, though (like the one where Cassie gives Ax brain surgery).
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)17:33
44899667
So, anyone remember David
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:34
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>>44899643
explained or not I fucking loved that book. I also love the implication of all these different types of beings out there, some of which are powerful enough to do that for kicks
explained or not I fucking loved that book. I also love the implication of all these different types of beings out there, some of which are powerful enough to do that for kicks
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:34
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>>44899584
Yeah he got pretty evil towards the end
Yeah he got pretty evil towards the end
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:34
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>>44899374
Band names and TV shows mostly I think. Also CD players became iPods. Never actually bought the new editions so I'm not sure what else changed
Band names and TV shows mostly I think. Also CD players became iPods. Never actually bought the new editions so I'm not sure what else changed
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:34
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:35
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>>44899663
although she did all the specials and came back for all the dark shit.
Which makes it totally unsurprising how dark her next series got
although she did all the specials and came back for all the dark shit.
Which makes it totally unsurprising how dark her next series got
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:35
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>>44899667
Actually I remember that the book I stopped reading on was the one that previewed his appearance. I stopped right before him.
Actually I remember that the book I stopped reading on was the one that previewed his appearance. I stopped right before him.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:36
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>>44899667
David, now there was a kid that the animorphs completely fucked over.
David, now there was a kid that the animorphs completely fucked over.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:37
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>>44899667
apparently that guy>>44899656 you and me I did enjoy the great white rat even if he was kindof a dumbass. Srs you don't make deals with insane aliens unless its to stall for time so you could kill them or run.
apparently that guy>>44899656 you and me I did enjoy the great white rat even if he was kindof a dumbass. Srs you don't make deals with insane aliens unless its to stall for time so you could kill them or run.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:37
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>>44899694
They were usually just generalized rather than updated. For instance, "Sega Genesis" became "game system", "CD Player" became "music player", and so on.
Although there was one instance of a vhs tape where the dialog was rewritten to the rest of the animorphs poking fun at Jake for still using them.
They were usually just generalized rather than updated. For instance, "Sega Genesis" became "game system", "CD Player" became "music player", and so on.
Although there was one instance of a vhs tape where the dialog was rewritten to the rest of the animorphs poking fun at Jake for still using them.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:37
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>>44899745
Didn't they leave him trapped as a rat on a tiny rock in the middle of the ocean?
Jesus. Why didn't they just kill him?
Didn't they leave him trapped as a rat on a tiny rock in the middle of the ocean?
Jesus. Why didn't they just kill him?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:37
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:38
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>>44899389
>not letting the yeerk in your brain jack you off with the endorphin valve on full overcharge
>not letting the yeerk in your brain jack you off with the endorphin valve on full overcharge
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:38
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:38
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>>44899773
>Although there was one instance of a vhs tape where the dialog was rewritten to the rest of the animorphs poking fun at Jake for still using them.
Okay that is pretty funny.
>Although there was one instance of a vhs tape where the dialog was rewritten to the rest of the animorphs poking fun at Jake for still using them.
Okay that is pretty funny.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:39
44899817
I ALSO remember what happened at the end of Andalite Chronicles....but I wouldn't even give THAT away in a spoiler.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:39
44899831
>>44899784
Because they don't kill people.
There was a later book where he came back calling them on this hypocrisy and demanding to be killed. It's heavily implied at the end that Rachel did kill him.
Because they don't kill people.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:40
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>>44899817
Wasn't that found out in like book 21. Less than halfway into the series, surely it's acceptable.
Wasn't that found out in like book 21. Less than halfway into the series, surely it's acceptable.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:40
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>>44899784
It was an island. And he came back and we last see him with Rachel in the sewers. She's holding a bit of broken glass and he's begging for death.
And even if she didn't kill himthe whole city gets nuked by the Yeerks in the climax, so he's fucking dead.
It was an island. And he came back and we last see him with Rachel in the sewers. She's holding a bit of broken glass and he's begging for death.
And even if she didn't kill him
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:40
44899867
>>44899519
See
>>44897927
>>44898180
>>44898442
also, for every other race here is one artist's interpretations
http://monster-man-08.deviantart.com/gallery/12275291
See
>>44897927
>>44898180
>>44898442
also, for every other race here is one artist's interpretations
http://monster-man-08.deviantart.com/gallery/12275291
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:41
44899871
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:41
44899872
>>44898575
Thanks. I have some of the books, but what the hell, now I can read the ones I couldn't find, or never had in the first place(Normally, I'd just sit in Barnes and Noble and read through them)
Thanks. I have some of the books, but what the hell, now I can read the ones I couldn't find, or never had in the first place(Normally, I'd just sit in Barnes and Noble and read through them)
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)17:41
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>>44899831
Rachel, she's the one who went full sociopath, right?
Rachel, she's the one who went full sociopath, right?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:41
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>>44899519
they had taken over a race from their home planet, but that race was lame and ultimately abandoned, possibly extinct. The Taxxons and Hork-Bajir are the only ones they've taken over completely to my knowledge. pic related is the official art for the Horks.
they had taken over a race from their home planet, but that race was lame and ultimately abandoned, possibly extinct. The Taxxons and Hork-Bajir are the only ones they've taken over completely to my knowledge. pic related is the official art for the Horks.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:41
44899887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ9OU2B5so
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:41
44899888
>>44899784
That was Cassie's decision, wasn't it?
I liked that her being all moralistic wasn't shoved aside. They dealt with the consequences realistically.
That was Cassie's decision, wasn't it?
I liked that her being all moralistic wasn't shoved aside. They dealt with the consequences realistically.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:42
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>>44899871
Epilogue?
Epilogue?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:42
44899905
>>44899790
>letting the yeerk in your brain
>letting
>yeerk
if anything, he/she drowns out your mind's screams
>letting the yeerk in your brain
>letting
>yeerk
if anything, he/she drowns out your mind's screams
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:43
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>>44899887
I love that video, it reminded me how goddamn convoluted and insane this series went. And I love it.
I love that video, it reminded me how goddamn convoluted and insane this series went. And I love it.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:43
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>>44899879
Gedds man. They were the first race to be enslaved. They just weren't used much due to being useless.
Gedds man. They were the first race to be enslaved. They just weren't used much due to being useless.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:43
44899935
>tfw marcos mom
I fucking love the backstory of how that happened
I fucking love the backstory of how that happened
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:44
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:45
44899964
>>44899893
At the end of the last book where they showed what happened some X years later and how the earth and the animorphs dealt with the shit that happened to them.
At the end of the last book where they showed what happened some X years later and how the earth and the animorphs dealt with the shit that happened to them.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:45
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>>44899905
Oh shush. No one's ever hurt in their own fantasies.
Right?
Besides, you come across friendly yeerks in the books too. Cassie was even controlled by one.
Oh shush. No one's ever hurt in their own fantasies.
Right?
Besides, you come across friendly yeerks in the books too. Cassie was even controlled by one.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:46
44899995
http://www.angelfire.com/al/AnimorphGirl/quotes.html
Fucking Marco and your sarcasm
Fucking Marco and your sarcasm
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:46
44900007
>>44899863
Ehhh, could have been. It's been a LONG time since I've read any of the books.
Ehhh, could have been. It's been a LONG time since I've read any of the books.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:46
44900013
Hmmm... A cartoon would be amazing, but no one would fucking pick it up.
Horrible slug creatures burrowing into your brain as victims struggle, child soldiers, gory as fuck... I mean, anything we would get would be so watered down it wouldn't be animorphs anymore.
What we need to do is get the japanese interested. Anime would be the only hope for this series... quality notwithstanding.
Horrible slug creatures burrowing into your brain as victims struggle, child soldiers, gory as fuck... I mean, anything we would get would be so watered down it wouldn't be animorphs anymore.
What we need to do is get the japanese interested. Anime would be the only hope for this series... quality notwithstanding.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:47
44900033
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:48
44900057
>>44900033
Yes
Yes
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:48
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:48
44900072
>>44900013
>, but no one would fucking pick it up.
The kids who grew up reading the books will soon be the ones in charge of business decisions
>, but no one would fucking pick it up.
The kids who grew up reading the books will soon be the ones in charge of business decisions
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:50
44900118
>>44899964
David wasn't there. The life span of a rat isn't even that long
David wasn't there. The life span of a rat isn't even that long
senkopades !!Ja7K1LmVA8B
01/10/13(Thu)17:50
44900131
>>44900072
I would work on an Animorphs cartoon.
I would work on an Animorphs cartoon.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:50
44900140
>the andilite who got trapped in a taxxon morph
>The way they freed the taxxons at the end
>The way they freed the taxxons at the end
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:51
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:52
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>>44900072
And would have to find a market. You can't show that shit on nick or CN.
Adult themed cartoons rarely work.
Sad fact of TV in America.
And would have to find a market. You can't show that shit on nick or CN.
Adult themed cartoons rarely work.
Sad fact of TV in America.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:52
44900170
>>44900140
I never got to read that part. What happened to them?
I never got to read that part. What happened to them?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:52
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:53
44900189
>>44900170
They all get python morphs.
They all get python morphs.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:53
44900207
>>44900118
Shit, coulda sworn someone was dicking with tobias when he was seclueded in the wilderness, but somethings bleed together in my head after god knows how many years since I read that
Shit, coulda sworn someone was dicking with tobias when he was seclueded in the wilderness, but somethings bleed together in my head after god knows how many years since I read that
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:54
44900213
>>44900170
They allowed the taxxons to morph into other creatures to escape the hell that was being a taxxon. Most ended up as giant snakes and lived in South America.
Some died when poachers got involved. That series never gave a clear happy end to anyone.
They allowed the taxxons to morph into other creatures to escape the hell that was being a taxxon. Most ended up as giant snakes and lived in South America.
Some died when poachers got involved. That series never gave a clear happy end to anyone.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:54
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>>44900151
That was the first, and most severe, time I've been dicked by a series.
Also, shit, that as 2001?
That was the first, and most severe, time I've been dicked by a series.
Also, shit, that as 2001?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:55
44900263
>>44900213
I like to think that at some point, years later while lieing in bed, Cassie realises that she was single handedly responsible for the genocide of the Taxxon species.
I like to think that at some point, years later while lieing in bed, Cassie realises that she was single handedly responsible for the genocide of the Taxxon species.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:56
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>>44897927
A question I have asked many times since I was 12 reading the series for the first time
A question I have asked many times since I was 12 reading the series for the first time
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:58
44900328
>>44900268
>All eyes drawn facing pretty much the same direction
>Implying a warrior would neglect scanning his entire surroundings
Disgraceful.
>All eyes drawn facing pretty much the same direction
>Implying a warrior would neglect scanning his entire surroundings
Disgraceful.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:59
44900336
>>44900263
They're better off for it, considering every single Taxxon they ever talked to fucking hated being a Taxxon
They're better off for it, considering every single Taxxon they ever talked to fucking hated being a Taxxon
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)17:59
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>>44900263
of course not, she is little miss perfect
she was to onlyliving animorph who didn't go postal after the war, she helped the Hork Bajr get a seat at the US congress. Jake trained the millitary's morph-capable spec ops guys and Marco went into seclusion in Beverly hills as a playboy. Tobias fucked off to the woods and stayed a bird, while Ax went became a general in the Andalite fleet and hated it
of course not, she is little miss perfect
she was to only
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:00
44900357
>>44897927
They had a character who's primary attack was to rip out people's eyes.
They ripped off limbs and ripped out throats like it was going out of style.
The kids themselves got dismembered and disemboweled so many times, it's almost a running gag.
In short, these books were dark and violent as fuck.
They had a character who's primary attack was to rip out people's eyes.
They ripped off limbs and ripped out throats like it was going out of style.
The kids themselves got dismembered and disemboweled so many times, it's almost a running gag.
In short, these books were dark and violent as fuck.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:00
44900361
>>44900336
Well yeah. But it still seems the sort of thing that would give Cassie horrifying nightmares. Out of all of them, she is the only one who led to the extinction of species.
Well yeah. But it still seems the sort of thing that would give Cassie horrifying nightmares. Out of all of them, she is the only one who led to the extinction of species.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:02
44900410
>>44899872
I used to get them from my local library, but eventually they weren't even able to order them in from the other libraries.
>>44898575
Thank you anon.Her and her husband write great stories.
I used to get them from my local library, but eventually they weren't even able to order them in from the other libraries.
>>44898575
Thank you anon.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:02
44900419
>>44900361
Ya know, aside from that time Tobias killed all the dinosaurs.
Ya know, aside from that time Tobias killed all the dinosaurs.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:03
44900440
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:04
44900453
>>44900419
Oh yeah. Some of those books were really weird
Oh yeah. Some of those books were really weird
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:05
44900478
>>44900453
Remember that time Bill Gates was an insane cannibalistic alien?
Remember that time Bill Gates was an insane cannibalistic alien?
Thereisaguy !!guubNdrqFjJ
01/10/13(Thu)18:06
44900496
I haven't finished making my way through the book but the Elemist was the best book of my childhood, it burdened me a lot as a child with the knowledge of the weight of knowledge and how apathy is the biggest sin of all.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:06
44900508
Guys, would you hug a Taxxon, even though they are too big around for you to wrap your arms around them?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:06
44900514
>>44900478
No, Bill Gates stole Windows from Elfangor. That guy was someone else, possibly Jobs?
No, Bill Gates stole Windows from Elfangor. That guy was someone else, possibly Jobs?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:06
44900517
> On December 11th, 2012, it was discovered that Sony Pictures had registered four domain addresses that may or may not allude to their involvement in an Animorphs movie. There is yet to be any official word, however all four domains redirect to Sony Pictures website. The URL's include
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:07
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>that feel when horrifying blizzards outside while I'm all cozy in my local library's reading den, reading the series from beginning to end
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:08
44900553
>>44897927
They had that live action thing first, and I'm sure the results of that probably didn't look so hot on paper. I'd have traded that for an animated series though.
They had that live action thing first, and I'm sure the results of that probably didn't look so hot on paper. I'd have traded that for an animated series though.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:08
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>>44900508
Herh... yes I would. Those guys need some comfort after all they've been trough.
Herh... yes I would. Those guys need some comfort after all they've been trough.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:08
44900558
>>44900517
>Register domain at the same time you rerelease the books, in case they're a hit
>Cancel books at #7 because they weren't
There won't be a movie.
>Register domain at the same time you rerelease the books, in case they're a hit
>Cancel books at #7 because they weren't
There won't be a movie.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:08
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>>44900517
don't do that to me man
don't do that to me man
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:09
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>>44900508
Fuck yes. They're always going on about how soft and squishy they are.
Fuck yes. They're always going on about how soft and squishy they are.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:11
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>>44900508
they arn't very big around, just about 9ft long at the most
they pop easy, too. And even if we were best of friends, poor Taxxon would be hard pressed not to nom my face
they arn't very big around, just about 9ft long at the most
they pop easy, too. And even if we were best of friends, poor Taxxon would be hard pressed not to nom my face
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:11
44900649
>>44900592
I never read that in a good light, I always imagined the maggots I'd see in roadkill but like 3-4 times my size which is still a horrifying thought to this day.
I never read that in a good light, I always imagined the maggots I'd see in roadkill but like 3-4 times my size which is still a horrifying thought to this day.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:12
44900669
>>44900641
They used the hug analogy in like, EVERY SINGLE book to describe them.
They used the hug analogy in like, EVERY SINGLE book to describe them.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:14
44900696
>>44900220
>>44900151
Well, Applegate basically ended it in such a way that no one could take his work and have another author continue it (which was what, apparently, their contract allowed them to do) However, there are two things that an observant fan might notice...
the Time Matrix is still on earth
So is Cassie
>>44900151
Well, Applegate basically ended it in such a way that no one could take his work and have another author continue it (which was what, apparently, their contract allowed them to do) However, there are two things that an observant fan might notice...
So is Cassie
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:14
44900697
>>44900592
Why were the Taxxons ever a threat? You could just so much as look at them sternly and they'd burst into gore.
Why were the Taxxons ever a threat? You could just so much as look at them sternly and they'd burst into gore.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:14
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>>44900567
Didn't this artist have a webcomic a while back?
Didn't this artist have a webcomic a while back?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:14
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:15
44900722
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:15
44900723
>>44900508
>not hugging a Hork Bajir
>not hugging a 7ft tall genetically engineered muscular dinosaur covered in scythes who has the mentality and innocence of a toddler
>not hugging an Andalite
>not hugging a fuzzy blue elitist arrogant know it all with a deer ass and a blade that cuts open cars
>not hugging a Hork Bajir
>not hugging a 7ft tall genetically engineered muscular dinosaur covered in scythes who has the mentality and innocence of a toddler
>not hugging an Andalite
>not hugging a fuzzy blue elitist arrogant know it all with a deer ass and a blade that cuts open cars
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:16
44900745
Weren't the Hork-Bajir and Taxxons actually really peaceful races that got fucked over by the Yeerks solely because they just happened to be made out of swords and teeth?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:16
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:17
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:17
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>>44900696
>mfw
We need somone to write this NOW.
Fuck make it a quest on /tg/ this just has to be a thing
>mfw
We need somone to write this NOW.
Fuck make it a quest on /tg/ this just has to be a thing
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:19
44900804
>>44900745
Taxxons were vicious by nature (and, in fact, joined the Yeerks willingly so that they'd have a constant supply of exotic flesh to eat) but some existed who hated what they were. The Horks basically had a Garden-of-Eden mentality which is why they were so fucked when the Yeerks showed up.
Taxxons were vicious by nature (and, in fact, joined the Yeerks willingly so that they'd have a constant supply of exotic flesh to eat) but some existed who hated what they were. The Horks basically had a Garden-of-Eden mentality which is why they were so fucked when the Yeerks showed up.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:19
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>>44900766
Isn't Cassie an anchor point for that timeline, though?
Isn't Cassie an anchor point for that timeline, though?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:20
44900832
>>44900814
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:20
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:21
44900854
The Yeerks were surprisingly sympathetic
a race of sentient slugs, denied even the most basic of senses and possessing no appendages of their own, relying on the random chance of a animal falling into their tiny pools on their sparse world in order to gain some semblance of sensation
who can blame them for being so aggressive once given the chance to leave?
a race of sentient slugs, denied even the most basic of senses and possessing no appendages of their own, relying on the random chance of a animal falling into their tiny pools on their sparse world in order to gain some semblance of sensation
who can blame them for being so aggressive once given the chance to leave?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:22
44900904
>>44900722
Put all of your energy into one kick. Hit the closest one in the head. Run as fast as you can in the direction away from the mob of taxxons.
Congratulations. You have taken out a huge number of them in a feeding frenzy and managed to escape.
Put all of your energy into one kick. Hit the closest one in the head. Run as fast as you can in the direction away from the mob of taxxons.
Congratulations. You have taken out a huge number of them in a feeding frenzy and managed to escape.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:23
44900919
>>44900854
that being said, while there were nice ones, there were alot of sadistic motherfuckers in the Yeerk empire
>that one Yeerk female who hates herself for being a parasitic slug and basically gives herself up to the Animorphs
that being said, while there were nice ones, there were alot of sadistic motherfuckers in the Yeerk empire
>that one Yeerk female who hates herself for being a parasitic slug and basically gives herself up to the Animorphs
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:24
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>>44899226
Hell, I'm still obsessed with this series. These threads have awakened a great and terrible need to read all the books over and over again. Thanks guys, I wasn't planning on graduating anyway.
Hell, I'm still obsessed with this series. These threads have awakened a great and terrible need to read all the books over and over again. Thanks guys, I wasn't planning on graduating anyway.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:24
44900956
>>44900722
using a paperclip, give on a small cut and draw it's blood
every taxxon upwind will devour him if he doesn't devour himself first
using a paperclip, give on a small cut and draw it's blood
every taxxon upwind will devour him if he doesn't devour himself first
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:26
44901015
>>44899423
Marco's gorilla morph always got disemboweled, so he had to literally hold his guts inside him while still punching Hork-Bajir. It almost was a running joke.
Marco's gorilla morph always got disemboweled, so he had to literally hold his guts inside him while still punching Hork-Bajir. It almost was a running joke.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:27
44901037
>>44900945
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be an X-Man, I wanted to be an Animorph.
When I was a kid, I didn't want to be an X-Man, I wanted to be an Animorph.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:27
44901038
>90's series
>those Star Trek:TNG references
>those X Files references
>all those familiar bands
like a monument to my favorite decade :)
>those Star Trek:TNG references
>those X Files references
>all those familiar bands
like a monument to my favorite decade :)
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:29
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This thread
you guys
YOU GUYS
I HAVE SCHOOL
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS THREAD WHEN I HAVE WORK TO DO
you guys
YOU GUYS
I HAVE SCHOOL
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS THREAD WHEN I HAVE WORK TO DO
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:29
44901090
>>44899785
Yes. I think if I was in David's position, after a few months, I'd have begged for death too.
Yes. I think if I was in David's position, after a few months, I'd have begged for death too.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:31
44901133
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:31
44901134
>>44900514
Whoever the guy who made AOL was.
Whoever the guy who made AOL was.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:32
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Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)18:33
44901159
So, what animals would you be if you could morph?
my personal top three are Fruit bat, Fennec Fox, and Snapping Turtle
my personal top three are Fruit bat, Fennec Fox, and Snapping Turtle
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:34
44901203
>>44900697
They were glass cannons. Easily killable, but they'd do some damage to you before you could kill them. And they had a tendency to swarm.
They were glass cannons. Easily killable, but they'd do some damage to you before you could kill them. And they had a tendency to swarm.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:35
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>this thread
Why didn't anyone tell me Animorphs still has fans
Why didn't anyone tell me Animorphs still has fans
Thereisaguy !!guubNdrqFjJ
01/10/13(Thu)18:35
44901217
>>44901159
Albatross, Grizzly, Orca.
Albatross, Grizzly, Orca.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:36
44901238
>>44900268
Can't unsee.
Can't unsee.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:36
44901241
the best books were the ones written from Ax's perspective, although the Rachel ones were also great
Marco is sarcasm made flesh
Marco is sarcasm made flesh
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:37
44901261
>>44901159
Tiger, Orca, Falcon
Tiger, Orca, Falcon
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:37
44901281
>>44901159
Bear, Dragon, Christopher Walken
Bear, Dragon, Christopher Walken
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:37
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:37
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>>44901037
Bingo. And all the other kids would look at me like: wtf, man.
I remember having my dad buy me some, and he figured out the level of gore within the books.
>mfw
Bingo. And all the other kids would look at me like: wtf, man.
I remember having my dad buy me some, and he figured out the level of gore within the books.
>mfw
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:38
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>>44901241
Oh man, I completely forgot that these books were first person.
Oh man, I completely forgot that these books were first person.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:38
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:39
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>>44899807
>Elfangor no longer tells the Animorphs that they can send their thoughts to Visser Three as humans. He now tells them that they have to be morphed first:
>Jake can no longer thought-speak to Tobias while in human form. The conversation has been altered so that their powers are now consistent with the rest of the series
Sometimes changes are good.
>Elfangor no longer tells the Animorphs that they can send their thoughts to Visser Three as humans. He now tells them that they have to be morphed first:
>Jake can no longer thought-speak to Tobias while in human form. The conversation has been altered so that their powers are now consistent with the rest of the series
Sometimes changes are good.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:39
44901317
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:39
44901320
>>44901216
There's usually at least one animorphs thread a month on /co/.
I put in my noseplugs and just SWIM in the fucking nostalgia.And try very hard not to think about my online RP or my self insert fanfiction when I was a lad.
There's usually at least one animorphs thread a month on /co/.
I put in my noseplugs and just SWIM in the fucking nostalgia.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)18:39
44901322
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:39
44901329
>>44901159
Cheetah for battle, Crow or Pigeon for inconspicuous flights to places, and Humboldt Squid for aqua-morphing
Cheetah for battle, Crow or Pigeon for inconspicuous flights to places, and Humboldt Squid for aqua-morphing
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:40
44901357
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:41
44901367
>>44901159
Are you a bad enough dude to morph an ant?
Are you a bad enough dude to morph an ant?
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)18:43
44901413
>>44901329
>Cheeta
>Battle
enjoy your brittle bones and getting tired out really quick
>>44901367
no thanks anon.
>Cheeta
>Battle
enjoy your brittle bones and getting tired out really quick
>>44901367
no thanks anon.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:43
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>don't mind me, just being the baddest motherfucker in the series
>you do mind? I am going to beat you to death and enjoy it
>you do mind? I am going to beat you to death and enjoy it
senkopades !!Ja7K1LmVA8B
01/10/13(Thu)18:44
44901433
>>44901322
Google his address.
Become a spider or other quick-moving, small creature.
Sneak in at night. You have two hour shift periods to locate a safe place to demorph and remorph.
Acquire the Walken.
Google his address.
Become a spider or other quick-moving, small creature.
Sneak in at night. You have two hour shift periods to locate a safe place to demorph and remorph.
Acquire the Walken.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:44
44901438
>>44901038
How many damn times did they call Rachel Xena: Warrior Princess?
Rachel was also always my favorite.
>Dat book where she was allergic to the crocodile
How many damn times did they call Rachel Xena: Warrior Princess?
Rachel was also always my favorite.
>Dat book where she was allergic to the crocodile
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:44
44901448
I want a comic book series following other parts of the Andalite-Yeerk war. Written by Hickman or Gillen with art by Travel Foreman
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:44
44901453
>>44901322
so we combine a komodo, a snake and a bat and make one! Ax did it with his human morph... sort of
so we combine a komodo, a snake and a bat and make one! Ax did it with his human morph... sort of
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)18:45
44901458
>>44901418
sociopath.
sociopath.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:45
44901459
>>44901037
I know what that's like, man.
I know what that's like, man.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:45
44901460
>>44901241
>Ax's perspective
This forever. It was always adorable how confused he got at earth concepts. Marco's ones sort of lost me once he started getting angsty. Looking back I probably should have noticed the character development more.
>Ax's perspective
This forever. It was always adorable how confused he got at earth concepts. Marco's ones sort of lost me once he started getting angsty. Looking back I probably should have noticed the character development more.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:45
44901464
>>44901418
Do you think she would have ever been okay if she had survived.
I don't think she'd be able to live normally after. She'd be one of those fucked-up ex-soldiers who can only see the world through the scope of her mind's rifle.
Do you think she would have ever been okay if she had survived.
I don't think she'd be able to live normally after. She'd be one of those fucked-up ex-soldiers who can only see the world through the scope of her mind's rifle.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:45
44901473
>>44900956
Need a bit more blood shed than a paper clip.
Something like a Scraped Knee. How Taxxons lasted long enough for the Yeerks to show up is beyond me.
Need a bit more blood shed than a paper clip.
Something like a Scraped Knee. How Taxxons lasted long enough for the Yeerks to show up is beyond me.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:46
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<what's that? You wish to learn more about my reproductive system? I am more than happy to demonstrate...what is wrong with your cheeks?>
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:46
44901490
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:47
44901499
>>44901473
I suspect that something got fucked up with their planet's natural order and that they ended up over breeding.
I suspect that something got fucked up with their planet's natural order and that they ended up over breeding.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:48
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:48
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>killing your subordinates and their hosts yourself, through torture, because you FEEL LIKE IT
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:48
44901525
>>44901438
That part where she morphs involuntarily into a crocodile
stop giving me a transformation fetish, childhood book series
i do not appreciate it
That part where she morphs involuntarily into a crocodile
stop giving me a transformation fetish, childhood book series
i do not appreciate it
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:48
44901543
>>44901159
Considering that I couldn't morph into any cats since I'm allergic to them...
Bear/Gorilla , crow, some sort of dolphin or shark.
I wish I hadn't shown up late to this thread. I'm a huge Animorphs fan, I've got all the books above my bed. And I mean ALL the books, it's the only collection of anything that I've completed.
Considering that I couldn't morph into any cats since I'm allergic to them...
Bear/Gorilla , crow, some sort of dolphin or shark.
I wish I hadn't shown up late to this thread. I'm a huge Animorphs fan, I've got all the books above my bed. And I mean ALL the books, it's the only collection of anything that I've completed.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:48
44901549
>>44901488
My interest aside, this makes me wonder, did Ax have a sheath down there?
My interest aside, this makes me wonder, did Ax have a sheath down there?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:49
44901550
>>44901357
>>44901329
Seriously... A cheetah vs a human would likely favor the human in a fight both were expecting. I mean, it might help in terms of surprise attacks and speed, but a cheetah only weighs like 140. Max. Their preferred method of killing involves tripping a target who is running away.
Unless your battle strategy is running away?
>>44901329
Seriously... A cheetah vs a human would likely favor the human in a fight both were expecting. I mean, it might help in terms of surprise attacks and speed, but a cheetah only weighs like 140. Max. Their preferred method of killing involves tripping a target who is running away.
Unless your battle strategy is running away?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:49
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>>44901357
Eh, big fan of sneaking up on things and mauling them and then max speed for whatever. I was about to go for a rhino but they can't see in front of them, or at all really. Although if we go outside of earth animals and I can grab a Hork-Bajir then sign me up for the agile seven foot tall sawblade.
If we go off Animorphs it runs a little on rule of cool anyway.
Eh, big fan of sneaking up on things and mauling them and then max speed for whatever. I was about to go for a rhino but they can't see in front of them, or at all really. Although if we go outside of earth animals and I can grab a Hork-Bajir then sign me up for the agile seven foot tall sawblade.
If we go off Animorphs it runs a little on rule of cool anyway.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:49
44901571
>>44901488
Dammit /tg/ why you gotta be a heretical all the time?
Dammit /tg/ why you gotta be a heretical all the time?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:49
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those spin-offs were pretty damn good
Visser has to be my favorite
Visser has to be my favorite
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:49
44901575
>>44900553
Yeah, the live action series was my first thought too. It was pretty fucking shitty, even for a live action series. An animated series would be fucking great. Imagine Ben 10, but with normal earth animals fighting the shit out of aliens,and teen shipping, because apparently you need that now a days
Yeah, the live action series was my first thought too. It was pretty fucking shitty, even for a live action series. An animated series would be fucking great. Imagine Ben 10, but with normal earth animals fighting the shit out of aliens,
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)18:49
44901584
>>44901453
mixing morphs is dangerous business anon.
also, new team of three
Raven, Solenodon, Blue Ringed octopus
mixing morphs is dangerous business anon.
also, new team of three
Raven, Solenodon, Blue Ringed octopus
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:50
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>>44901525
I'm pretty sure this book gave me my TF fetish to begin with.
I can barely look at the book covers before part of my brain just goes, "Skip to the sequences, man. You know you want to. ITS FREAKING ME OUT, BRO
I'm pretty sure this book gave me my TF fetish to begin with.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:50
44901595
>>44901320
>/co/ has Animorphs and Discworld
>/tv/ has A Song of Ice and Fire, and sometimes other adaptions
Muh fantasy genre
>/co/ has Animorphs and Discworld
>/tv/ has A Song of Ice and Fire, and sometimes other adaptions
Muh fantasy genre
Thereisaguy !!guubNdrqFjJ
01/10/13(Thu)18:50
44901599
>>44901433
Nah not even that, just stalk him and ambush him at a coffee shop and shake his hand or something. Voila two free spaces to transform still.
Nah not even that, just stalk him and ambush him at a coffee shop and shake his hand or something. Voila two free spaces to transform still.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:50
44901608
>>44901575
That feel when she wanted the bird dick.
That feel when she wanted the bird dick.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:50
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:51
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:51
44901620
I have spent the last week on /tg/ downloading homebrew RPGs. Maybe I will take a crack at starting one this weekend. No promises.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:51
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:51
44901630
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:51
44901635
>>44901464
She would have become a soldier that helps train military recruits in how to use morphs in combat or for infiltration.
She would have become a soldier that helps train military recruits in how to use morphs in combat or for infiltration.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:52
44901649
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:53
44901676
>>44901573
Fucking agreed. Personally I liked Elimist Chronicles, despite how little sense it made at times.
Fucking agreed. Personally I liked Elimist Chronicles, despite how little sense it made at times.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:53
44901680
>>44901159
Are we allowed to use aliens from the series? If so totally Hork Bajir, those things were badass. For Earth animals only, Bull, Deer, and some sort of bird.
Are we allowed to use aliens from the series? If so totally Hork Bajir, those things were badass. For Earth animals only, Bull, Deer, and some sort of bird.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:53
44901683
>>44901649
>Gay tranny bird shipping. Also transformations.
Anon, grab my dick, I'm gonna need three hands for this.
>Gay tranny bird shipping. Also transformations.
Anon, grab my dick, I'm gonna need three hands for this.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:53
44901684
>>44901649
Tobias got his morphing powers back, but stayed as a hawk. So he could become human.
Tobias got his morphing powers back, but stayed as a hawk. So he could become human.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:54
44901705
>>44901680
If so, I would have used a Howler. Every. Fucking. Day. Why the fuck Jake didn't use that as his trump card is beyond me.
If so, I would have used a Howler. Every. Fucking. Day. Why the fuck Jake didn't use that as his trump card is beyond me.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:54
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kinda cool how the series ended in a HFY way, with the Hork Bajir becoming Earth citizens and the Andalite tourists coming in by the hundreds just to taste things with mouths
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:55
44901729
>>44899091
Did that ever actually come up?
Did that ever actually come up?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:56
44901744
>>44901550
Yeah and then they follow it up with the classic cat "bite the shit out of the brain stem until it dies" strategy.
If I would pick a cat to fight as in battle, it'd be a (male, since the females are made for hunting) lion. Possibly a tiger, but IDK.
In all honesty, assuming this isn't for battle, I'd rather just morph a housecat.
I'd also morph some sort of crocodilian (they're all cool but saltwater crocs are the biggest so maybe one of those) and for flying, a seagull.
If I could handle it (dunno if I could, but if I could), I'd also like to morph one of the more friendly Carpenter bees or bumblebees. A snake would be neat too.
Yeah and then they follow it up with the classic cat "bite the shit out of the brain stem until it dies" strategy.
If I would pick a cat to fight as in battle, it'd be a (male, since the females are made for hunting) lion. Possibly a tiger, but IDK.
In all honesty, assuming this isn't for battle, I'd rather just morph a housecat.
I'd also morph some sort of crocodilian (they're all cool but saltwater crocs are the biggest so maybe one of those) and for flying, a seagull.
If I could handle it (dunno if I could, but if I could), I'd also like to morph one of the more friendly Carpenter bees or bumblebees. A snake would be neat too.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:56
44901746
>>44901705
It's not wanting the bird dick if you want the bird to become human before giving you the dick.
It's not wanting the bird dick if you want the bird to become human before giving you the dick.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:56
44901747
>>44901608
That feel when he got his human form back so they can fuck
That feel when he got his human form back so they can fuck
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:56
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>>44901488
welp, now i need to search paheal. I hope you are happy.
welp, now i need to search paheal. I hope you are happy.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:56
44901760
>>44898351
Remember when Tobias got trapped in the body of a bird IN THE VERY FIRST BOOK? Seriously, that was alarming, even to kid-me.
Remember when Tobias got trapped in the body of a bird IN THE VERY FIRST BOOK? Seriously, that was alarming, even to kid-me.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:56
44901765
>>44901729
Yep, their human bodies got picked up by an Andalite ship and they ended up in a crazy space adventure.
Yep, their human bodies got picked up by an Andalite ship and they ended up in a crazy space adventure.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:57
44901789
>>44901729
Yeah there was a book where it happened. They were far less fucked than was advertised. It was basically an excuse to go on a short term underwater alien world adventure with some Andalites I think.
Yeah there was a book where it happened. They were far less fucked than was advertised. It was basically an excuse to go on a short term underwater alien world adventure with some Andalites I think.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:57
44901790
>>44901729
Yep. They all got sucked into Z-space, but the Andalite ship that hit them beamed them aboard and they went to fight the yeerks on the planet of the psychic frogs until they conveniently got transported back home because of some rubberbanding technobabble.
Yep. They all got sucked into Z-space, but the Andalite ship that hit them beamed them aboard and they went to fight the yeerks on the planet of the psychic frogs until they conveniently got transported back home because of some rubberbanding technobabble.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:57
44901794
>>44901729
There was one time (one stupid, confusing time) where they were all sucked into the space pocket due to morphing into small animals.
>>44901746
I think you quoted the wrong thing.
There was one time (one stupid, confusing time) where they were all sucked into the space pocket due to morphing into small animals.
>>44901746
I think you quoted the wrong thing.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:58
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:58
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:59
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These books inspired me to write stories when I was a kid. I never finished, but I'm pretty damn sure that someday I'll come back to it someday. I still have all the book in a tubberware bucket in my basement... all 60 something of them.
The Sharing taught me to be wary of cults and peer presure better than any school assembly ever did.
The Sharing taught me to be wary of cults and peer presure better than any school assembly ever did.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)18:59
44901851
>>44901705
It would probably still be a little uncomfortable to be something that you know is such a psychotic killing machine. Maybe he was still worried about not being able to control it.
It would probably still be a little uncomfortable to be something that you know is such a psychotic killing machine. Maybe he was still worried about not being able to control it.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:00
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it's threads like these that keep me coming back to /co/ when I really should be working on school stuff
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:00
44901864
>>44901709
Not a big fan of HFY, but it was handled subtly enough so I liked it.
Not a big fan of HFY, but it was handled subtly enough so I liked it.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:00
44901866
>>44901796
I was just thinking about how I would shake hands/touch the shoulders of every hot chick I saw if I could morph.
I was just thinking about how I would shake hands/touch the shoulders of every hot chick I saw if I could morph.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:00
44901880
Wait would it be possible to acquire the dna of extinct animals from their remains?
Just imagine turning into smilodon, megalodon or andrewsarchus!
Just imagine turning into smilodon, megalodon or andrewsarchus!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:00
44901881
>>44901755
I already looked. There isn't really anything.
I already looked. There isn't really anything.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:01
44901890
I liked how humans were presented in these books too.
Pros:
-So good at war with our limited tech that our huge numbers prevented a full invasion.
-Fast to adapt due to our sheer numbers and competitive nature
-Some among us are so resistant to losing individuality that we caused our yeerks to go mad.
-The level of hedonistic pleasure/joy we could experience in life rivaled or surpassed most other creatures (food, social, media) that it corrupted some of the yeerk and almost prevented our invasion.
Cons:
-We like to avoid things that disrupt the ease of daily life
-Horribly outmatched tech wise.
-Some of us are so weak that we willingly succumb to mind-domination.
-Easily divided amongst ourselves unless we have a known, common foe.
-We are often absolute assholes to everyone, including ourselves. (Only species Elfangor knew that had wars amongst itself)
Pros:
-So good at war with our limited tech that our huge numbers prevented a full invasion.
-Fast to adapt due to our sheer numbers and competitive nature
-Some among us are so resistant to losing individuality that we caused our yeerks to go mad.
-The level of hedonistic pleasure/joy we could experience in life rivaled or surpassed most other creatures (food, social, media) that it corrupted some of the yeerk and almost prevented our invasion.
Cons:
-We like to avoid things that disrupt the ease of daily life
-Horribly outmatched tech wise.
-Some of us are so weak that we willingly succumb to mind-domination.
-Easily divided amongst ourselves unless we have a known, common foe.
-We are often absolute assholes to everyone, including ourselves. (Only species Elfangor knew that had wars amongst itself)
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:01
44901906
>>44901881
Yeah, kinda disappointing. Crazy alien monster porn is best porn.
Yeah, kinda disappointing. Crazy alien monster porn is best porn.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:01
44901913
>>44901159
Eel, Bluejay, Rotweiller
Eel, Bluejay, Rotweiller
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:01
44901917
>>44901851
It wasn't psychotic though. When Jake morphed into it they discovered that Howlers are serene, happy, and childlike. They think they're having fun by slaughtering people and are built to kill, but they aren't uncontrollable at all.
It wasn't psychotic though. When Jake morphed into it they discovered that Howlers are serene, happy, and childlike. They think they're having fun by slaughtering people and are built to kill, but they aren't uncontrollable at all.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:02
44901929
>>44901851
Psychotic? They didn't know anything else
like a little kid and Legos, only instead of Legos it's killing things as quickly as possible
Psychotic? They didn't know anything else
like a little kid and Legos, only instead of Legos it's killing things as quickly as possible
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:02
44901931
>>44901550
Eh, yeah kinda. I'm not a big fan of standing and fighting, I prefer ambush tactics.
Eh, yeah kinda. I'm not a big fan of standing and fighting, I prefer ambush tactics.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:02
44901944
>>44901880
You'd need left over DNA.
You'd need left over DNA.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:02
44901946
>>44901906
Naturally enough it ain't all that easy to find material as a xenophile.
Naturally enough it ain't all that easy to find material as a xenophile.
senkopades !!Ja7K1LmVA8B
01/10/13(Thu)19:03
44901959
>>44901880
This happens in the Animorphs PC game, Jake acquires an extinct ultra-mega-alien-dinosaur from a fossil sample after the gang infiltrates a Yeerk base, because Visser Three wanted all that raw animal power to himself.
Is it canon? Nobody knows.
This happens in the Animorphs PC game, Jake acquires an extinct ultra-mega-alien-dinosaur from a fossil sample after the gang infiltrates a Yeerk base, because Visser Three wanted all that raw animal power to himself.
Is it canon? Nobody knows.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:05
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:06
44902046
>>44901959
>Animorphs game
Man, fuck that game. I tried playing it a long time ago but I could only get anywhere as Rachel because her jump was higher than the others.
>Animorphs game
Man, fuck that game. I tried playing it a long time ago but I could only get anywhere as Rachel because her jump was higher than the others.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:06
44902057
>>44901890
>Visser
>the yeerks horror and apprehension as they watch the Gulf War being fought with chemical weapons and bullets
damn humanity u scary!
>Visser
>the yeerks horror and apprehension as they watch the Gulf War being fought with chemical weapons and bullets
damn humanity u scary!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:07
44902083
>>44901866
Shit, just think about all the weird shit they would have been into as humans.
Considering people on /co/ are already into some weird things because of some fictional shows...
>>44901159
I would choose an octopus and couldn't think of anything else I would want to be.
Shit, just think about all the weird shit they would have been into as humans.
Considering people on /co/ are already into some weird things because of some fictional shows...
>>44901159
I would choose an octopus and couldn't think of anything else I would want to be.
senkopades !!Ja7K1LmVA8B
01/10/13(Thu)19:10
44902161
>>44902046
man that game ruled
man that game ruled
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:10
44902170
>>44900696
>ended it in such a way that no one could take his work and have another author continue it
>His
I'm not sure about that either. I've always had this vague idea for a space opera set in the aftermath of the final book.
The basic ideas would be that the humans have basically got an alliance by default with the Taxxons due to Earth being their new home and it turns out that humans and Yeerks get on pretty well when the relationship is equal. The Hork Bajir want further retribution against the Yeerks, while the Andalites are worried that humanity will usurp them as the major political power in there sector of the galaxy. And the humans want the Andalites to share their tech faster than they are. However all four races need to learn to work together as there are growing rumours of the complete take over of Kelbrid space by The One and that we are the next thing in it's path.
>ended it in such a way that no one could take his work and have another author continue it
>His
I'm not sure about that either. I've always had this vague idea for a space opera set in the aftermath of the final book.
The basic ideas would be that the humans have basically got an alliance by default with the Taxxons due to Earth being their new home and it turns out that humans and Yeerks get on pretty well when the relationship is equal. The Hork Bajir want further retribution against the Yeerks, while the Andalites are worried that humanity will usurp them as the major political power in there sector of the galaxy. And the humans want the Andalites to share their tech faster than they are. However all four races need to learn to work together as there are growing rumours of the complete take over of Kelbrid space by The One and that we are the next thing in it's path.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:10
44902178
>>44902083
>Talented morphers like Cassie could fully transform into women but keep the penis. Or only grow the penis of any animal they wish.
>Talented morphers like Cassie could fully transform into women but keep the penis. Or only grow the penis of any animal they wish.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:11
44902204
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:12
44902225
>>44901881
damn shame
damn shame
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:12
44902234
>>44901890
What you don't like to see humanity isn't perfect, I mean all those cons are pretty legit,
> Most people do put up with all kinds of crazy shit just to have a stable life look at the shit the Sovit's got away with.
>The aliens made FLT their bitch them not figuring out better weapons is just silly.
> There are a lot of weak people who do give their free will up, I mean cults do exist even without the benefits of brainslugs
> Humans are assholes, (but seriously all kinds of species wage war against each other so Elfangor must have been a shit historian and biologist.
What you don't like to see humanity isn't perfect, I mean all those cons are pretty legit,
> Most people do put up with all kinds of crazy shit just to have a stable life look at the shit the Sovit's got away with.
>The aliens made FLT their bitch them not figuring out better weapons is just silly.
> There are a lot of weak people who do give their free will up, I mean cults do exist even without the benefits of brainslugs
> Humans are assholes, (but seriously all kinds of species wage war against each other so Elfangor must have been a shit historian and biologist.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:13
44902265
>>44902225
W-we could try to get some drawfags on board... right?
W-we could try to get some drawfags on board... right?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:14
44902299
>>44902234
>>44901890
Elfangor was the one who brought the Yeerks off planet in the first place
every decision the Andantes have made has backfired horribly
>>44901890
Elfangor was the one who brought the Yeerks off planet in the first place
every decision the Andantes have made has backfired horribly
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:15
44902321
>>44902265
Ask /tg/ in about 3 years ago and they'll mix up something good for you.
Ask /tg/ in about 3 years ago and they'll mix up something good for you.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:16
44902346
>>44902321
Shit, I forgot how much they changed. In my mind they are still the crazy bug chasers.
Shit, I forgot how much they changed. In my mind they are still the crazy bug chasers.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:16
44902347
>>44900745
>>44900765
>>44900804
The Taxxons alied with the Yeerks because they thought that being possessed would decrease their Hunger. It did, but not by much.When the Animorphs offered a better alternative, they gladly switched sides
>>44900765
>>44900804
The Taxxons alied with the Yeerks because they thought that being possessed would decrease their Hunger. It did, but not by much.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:17
44902387
>>44899233
>Bear Arms
I still love the fact that she once beat a dude to death with actual fucking bear arms. I mean they killed a LOT of people over the books but that was probably the most outlandish thing in the whole series.
>Bear Arms
I still love the fact that she once beat a dude to death with actual fucking bear arms. I mean they killed a LOT of people over the books but that was probably the most outlandish thing in the whole series.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:18
44902422
>>44901709
><Father, why do you say we are better than the humans? All the children over at the embassy are kinda funny looking but they are nice!>
><because we just are. Now hush and finish your breakfast>
><Father, why do you say we are better than the humans? All the children over at the embassy are kinda funny looking but they are nice!>
><because we just are. Now hush and finish your breakfast>
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:18
44902424
>>44902346
Well, they sort of are. The old /tg/ shines trough several times a day, but most of them have moved on.
Well, they sort of are. The old /tg/ shines trough several times a day, but most of them have moved on.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:19
44902443
>>44901241
In the original line up, he and emohawk only got half as many books as the others because the editors thought they would be the least popular characters. I bet someone is kicking themselves for that. They only changed it like ten from the end
In the original line up, he and emohawk only got half as many books as the others because the editors thought they would be the least popular characters. I bet someone is kicking themselves for that. They only changed it like ten from the end
Thereisaguy !!guubNdrqFjJ
01/10/13(Thu)19:19
44902450
>>44902387
Well it's why the second amendment is the best damn amendment.
Well it's why the second amendment is the best damn amendment.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:20
44902478
>>44901595
Been browsing /co/ for a while I must have missed the discworld discussions. So you like Animorphs and Discworld and you like to argue about petty bullshit while streaming classic films.
I think I love you.
Been browsing /co/ for a while I must have missed the discworld discussions. So you like Animorphs and Discworld and you like to argue about petty bullshit while streaming classic films.
I think I love you.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:20
44902479
>>44902299
True, but just because its knockoff Andante tech doesn't change the fact that they were able to manufacture more of those FLT ships on their own and they did have access to more crazy alien tech we don't have
True, but just because its knockoff Andante tech doesn't change the fact that they were able to manufacture more of those FLT ships on their own and they did have access to more crazy alien tech we don't have
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:20
44902484
>>44902422
Let's not make this an "aliens = limey bastards" and "humans =good" thread.
Let's not make this an "aliens = limey bastards" and "humans =good" thread.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:21
44902498
>>44901418
Buffy?
Buffy?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:23
44902568
>>44901241
One time he was on his own in human morph (bad, bad, bad, bad, bad idea) in the mall's food court (worse, worse, worse, worse, WORSE idea), and offered to do some work cleaning tables in exchange for money (to buy food). He cleaned the tables by eating all the food. Including the wrapping. People got annoyed when he went after food they were eating at the time, and the shop owner gave him a tray of cinnabon buns (bun-ZUH) to get him to shut up and go away.
There's a scene cut, and in the next chapter, they're out in the forest and Marco is telling everybody else that he was wandering through the mall when he heard people screaming to get an ambulance, because somebody had gone crazy and tried to eat an entire tray of cinnabon buns.
I loled heartily.
One time he was on his own in human morph (bad, bad, bad, bad, bad idea) in the mall's food court (worse, worse, worse, worse, WORSE idea), and offered to do some work cleaning tables in exchange for money (to buy food). He cleaned the tables by eating all the food. Including the wrapping. People got annoyed when he went after food they were eating at the time, and the shop owner gave him a tray of cinnabon buns (bun-ZUH) to get him to shut up and go away.
There's a scene cut, and in the next chapter, they're out in the forest and Marco is telling everybody else that he was wandering through the mall when he heard people screaming to get an ambulance, because somebody had gone crazy and tried to eat an entire tray of cinnabon buns.
I loled heartily.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:23
44902575
I feel bad that I don't remember enough of the backstory to contribute to the alien discussions
I'm gonna go ahead and save all this fanart I somehow didn't know existed and then go read the whole fucking series again
I'm gonna go ahead and save all this fanart I somehow didn't know existed and then go read the whole fucking series again
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:24
44902576
The one thing I really dislike about Animorphs is how the final books said that the characters were only 14, which means they were like 12 or so when they first got their powers. Considering all the shit they got away with being out late and outright murdering people, I always thought they were in their teens.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:24
44902586
>>44901575
>and teen shipping, because apparently you need that now a days
Hell Animorphs probably started that whole trend
>and teen shipping, because apparently you need that now a days
Hell Animorphs probably started that whole trend
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:25
44902618
>>44902484
to be fair, alot of the andalite higher-ups were snobs. Part of the reason the yeerks hated them so much
most andalites were fairly open tho
to be fair, alot of the andalite higher-ups were snobs. Part of the reason the yeerks hated them so much
most andalites were fairly open tho
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:26
44902651
>>44901760
What alarmed me was how quickly he accepted it. Even as early as book 1 he was very fucked up
What alarmed me was how quickly he accepted it. Even as early as book 1 he was very fucked up
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:27
44902677
>>44902498
Rachel was compared to Xena and Buffy many time in the series. Usually by Marco
Rachel was compared to Xena and Buffy many time in the series. Usually by Marco
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:27
44902682
>>44902651
Well when your family life sucks, some people just want to...fly away.
Well when your family life sucks, some people just want to...fly away.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:27
44902691
>>44901840
>The Sharing taught me to be wary of cults and peer presure better than any school assembly ever did
So say we all
>The Sharing taught me to be wary of cults and peer presure better than any school assembly ever did
So say we all
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:28
44902693
>>44902576
They're basically supposed to be child soldiers.
They're basically supposed to be child soldiers.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:29
44902728
>>44902651
he had a shitty miserable life and was constantly bullied
he did it on purpose
I think a great deal of kids his age would have jumped at the chance to escape altogether too
he had a shitty miserable life and was constantly bullied
he did it on purpose
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:29
44902737
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:29
44902749
>>44902422
We need a story where a rebellious Andante Teen dates a human
>>44902586
were the kids Teens?
We need a story where a rebellious Andante Teen dates a human
>>44902586
were the kids Teens?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:30
44902763
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:31
44902793
>>44902568
Where did all the food Ax ate go when he demorphed and acquired a totally different digestive system? Would it be shunted to Z-space? Is there a cinnmon asteroid out there somewhere?
Where did all the food Ax ate go when he demorphed and acquired a totally different digestive system? Would it be shunted to Z-space? Is there a cinnmon asteroid out there somewhere?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:32
44902811
>>44902299
>Elfangor was the one who brought the Yeerks off planet in the first place
No he didn't. That was Seerow
>Elfangor was the one who brought the Yeerks off planet in the first place
No he didn't. That was Seerow
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:32
44902823
>>44902693
Sure I get that. They just didn't really act like or have the limitations of 10 year olds. Especially 10-12 year olds living in California.
Sure I get that. They just didn't really act like or have the limitations of 10 year olds. Especially 10-12 year olds living in California.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:32
44902825
>>44902484
The Andalites struck me as being the pushy colonialist type.
The Andalites struck me as being the pushy colonialist type.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:32
44902833
>>44902793
it might have been pooled as reserve mass for his later morphs
he became one with the bun-zuh
it might have been pooled as reserve mass for his later morphs
he became one with the bun-zuh
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:34
44902871
>>44902749
Andalites in human form would be the kings of spaghetti. They'd spaz out at the slightest touch/kiss or any other intimate sensation. There's a whole scene of Ax and some other andalite chick doing that in #38.
Andalites in human form would be the kings of spaghetti. They'd spaz out at the slightest touch/kiss or any other intimate sensation. There's a whole scene of Ax and some other andalite chick doing that in #38.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:34
44902884
>>44902576
Nope. They were 14 when they first got their powers, 16 by the time of book 53. Just looked it up now thanks to the kind annon who posted all the books.
Nope. They were 14 when they first got their powers, 16 by the time of book 53. Just looked it up now thanks to the kind annon who posted all the books.
Greed !f3h/vmOhIk
01/10/13(Thu)19:34
44902885
>>44901159
Can we allow extinct animals? If not, Long-eared desert bat, Japanese giant hornet, and a spotted hyena
Can we allow extinct animals? If not, Long-eared desert bat, Japanese giant hornet, and a spotted hyena
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:35
44902903
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:35
44902906
>>44902576
In the last book Jake explicitly says that they're 16 and were 13 when they first started fighting.
In the last book Jake explicitly says that they're 16 and were 13 when they first started fighting.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:35
44902911
>>44901549
the greatest downside about this being a book series for younger readers, they couldn't go into extensive detail of exactly what all the aliens genitals looked like.
Also all the fun of having human minds in animals bodies.
the greatest downside about this being a book series for younger readers, they couldn't go into extensive detail of exactly what all the aliens genitals looked like.
Also all the fun of having human minds in animals bodies.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:37
44902952
>>44901159
one of them has gotta be Mantis shrimp so I can see the world with their crazy ass eyes.
one of them has gotta be Mantis shrimp so I can see the world with their crazy ass eyes.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:37
44902964
>>44902906
Bugger, 13. For some reason I read 14. Point stands though, they were teenagers and older than 10
Bugger, 13. For some reason I read 14. Point stands though, they were teenagers and older than 10
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:38
44902974
>>44902884
>kind anon who posted all the books
Oh shit what did I miss this time
Tell me I'm not too late
>kind anon who posted all the books
Oh shit what did I miss this time
Tell me I'm not too late
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:39
44902993
>>44902911
I think assuming sheath would be a safe bet, lest his big floppy alien horse dick shock the ladies.
I think assuming sheath would be a safe bet, lest his big floppy alien horse dick shock the ladies.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:39
44902997
>>44902884
Well that doesn't make much sense based on Ax's comments. If they were 14 when they first got their powers then Ax wouldn't say that they're "now of the age where they would be attending high school" in #52. It makes it sound like the kids just reached the high school age.
>>44902906
Still doesn't make sense. Ax, you so crazy. Maybe ghost writers fucked it up?
Well that doesn't make much sense based on Ax's comments. If they were 14 when they first got their powers then Ax wouldn't say that they're "now of the age where they would be attending high school" in #52. It makes it sound like the kids just reached the high school age.
>>44902906
Still doesn't make sense. Ax, you so crazy. Maybe ghost writers fucked it up?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:39
44903010
Ax using a human mouth to speak was one of the funniest things in the series to me
>school dance party, with Ax in his human morph and Marco
>"Hey Axe-man, that girl over there has been eyeballing you all night. I think she likes you"
>"what do you mean?"
>"she wants you body, man"
>"I must go now and explain to her that I cannot engage in a relationship"
paragraph later
>"Hi there..um.. what's your name?"
>"I will shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you, but you cannot have my body. My Boh-Dee. Bohdeeh. Bdee."
>school dance party, with Ax in his human morph and Marco
>"Hey Axe-man, that girl over there has been eyeballing you all night. I think she likes you"
>"what do you mean?"
>"she wants you body, man"
>"I must go now and explain to her that I cannot engage in a relationship"
paragraph later
>"Hi there..um.. what's your name?"
>"I will shuffle my artificial hooves to the music with you, but you cannot have my body. My Boh-Dee. Bohdeeh. Bdee."
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:39
44903011
>>44902974
The link is near the beginning of the thread.
The link is near the beginning of the thread.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:40
44903045
>>44902993
well, im sure Cassy has already seen her fair share of horse cock, so i doubt she would be phased.
well, im sure Cassy has already seen her fair share of horse cock, so i doubt she would be phased.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:41
44903062
>>44902825
>Clear military superpower
>Your society has eliminated disease and your home planet is a near paradise
>All other species you meet either are dumb as rocks, are barbaric, or immediately stab you in the back when you try to help them
Eh, I would get a little full of myself.
>Clear military superpower
>Your society has eliminated disease and your home planet is a near paradise
>All other species you meet either are dumb as rocks, are barbaric, or immediately stab you in the back when you try to help them
Eh, I would get a little full of myself.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:41
44903064
>>44902993
>>44902911
>>44901549
in one of the /tg/ threads it was brought up that Andalites would go insane for the taste ofhuman semen while in human morph, and problems would arise as sex tourism runs amok
4chan doing what it does best
>>44902911
>>44901549
in one of the /tg/ threads it was brought up that Andalites would go insane for the taste of
4chan doing what it does best
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:42
44903088
>>44903045
You just know that if their relationship had worked out, she'd be taking Horsecock from Jake
You just know that if their relationship had worked out, she'd be taking Horsecock from Jake
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:43
44903104
>>44902993
but what if they don't have big meaty horse dicks. what if they got thous thine tapered penises like deer and cows do. or the weird really thin twisty llama ones.
but what if they don't have big meaty horse dicks. what if they got thous thine tapered penises like deer and cows do. or the weird really thin twisty llama ones.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:43
44903115
>>44902974
http://filesmelt.com/dl/MyZip.zip
http://filesmelt.com/dl/MyZip.zip
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)19:44
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BAD END: The Series
God, even Andrew Hussie couldn't do this horrific.
God, even Andrew Hussie couldn't do this horrific.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:44
44903130
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:44
44903132
>>44900453
Remember when a random buffalo touched the Blue Box and gained the power to morph Cassie? Good times.
Remember when a random buffalo touched the Blue Box and gained the power to morph Cassie? Good times.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:45
44903159
>>44903132
wat.
wat.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:45
44903164
>>44903129
They didn't DIE though. They went to a whole new war, ramming the ship didn't mean, "LET'S ALL GROUP SUICIDE, LOL" It meant he was fighting back.
They didn't DIE though. They went to a whole new war, ramming the ship didn't mean, "LET'S ALL GROUP SUICIDE, LOL" It meant he was fighting back.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:45
44903190
>>44899610
Yeah, but those blades were all used for slashing bark and branches down.
It makes sense. You don't have protrusions into your skeleton if you intend to fight a creature that can fight back.
Also I liked the reasoning behind the Taxxons (and it gives a good estimate of how the entire species was taken over).
They basically eat ravenously because they're from a desert planet where food and water were so scarce, that eating was something they had evolved to do as a bloodbath out of necessity, since it was that or starve to death.
Yeah, but those blades were all used for slashing bark and branches down.
It makes sense. You don't have protrusions into your skeleton if you intend to fight a creature that can fight back.
Also I liked the reasoning behind the Taxxons (and it gives a good estimate of how the entire species was taken over).
They basically eat ravenously because they're from a desert planet where food and water were so scarce, that eating was something they had evolved to do as a bloodbath out of necessity, since it was that or starve to death.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:46
44903199
>>44903132
>naked screaming cow-person running down the street
my 13 year old self thought that shit was hilarious, but it's kinda horrifying looking back at it
>naked screaming cow-person running down the street
my 13 year old self thought that shit was hilarious, but it's kinda horrifying looking back at it
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:47
44903220
>>44903132
I don't remember that at all!
I don't remember that at all!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:48
44903236
>>44903164
There was only one way to escape and I don't know if they would have had the time to reach the shuttle, clear the blast radius, and hope the Bladeship wouldn't have active weapons after the Rachel rammed it.
There was only one way to escape and I don't know if they would have had the time to reach the shuttle, clear the blast radius, and hope the Bladeship wouldn't have active weapons after the Rachel rammed it.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:48
44903246
>>44903220
Neither did I until they said it. I believe it dies horribly.
Neither did I until they said it. I believe it dies horribly.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:48
44903255
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:49
44903270
>>44898695
I loved how realistically portrayed "alien who has never had a mouth or taste buds suddenly has both" was. Especially considering humans have made "delicious" an actual legitimate art form.
I loved how realistically portrayed "alien who has never had a mouth or taste buds suddenly has both" was. Especially considering humans have made "delicious" an actual legitimate art form.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:49
44903271
>>44903236
The ship had shields. It wasn't like they were just mashing two bits of metal together, they were just, ya know, attacking.
The ship had shields. It wasn't like they were just mashing two bits of metal together, they were just, ya know, attacking.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:49
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>Eric the android
>that one book where they remove his violence inhibitor and he shreds a room full of armed human and Hork-Bajir controllers so viciously even Rachel is moved to tears
>that one book where they remove his violence inhibitor and he shreds a room full of armed human and Hork-Bajir controllers so viciously even Rachel is moved to tears
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:51
44903309
>>44899694
>band names
Oh come on, Marco and Jake go to see the Offspring. That doesn't need to be updated.
>band names
Oh come on, Marco and Jake go to see the Offspring. That doesn't need to be updated.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)19:51
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>>44903274
I remember that!
I remember that!
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:51
44903327
>>44903274
Fun fact, Eric was actually the name of a contest winner and was only supposed to have a bit part.
Fun fact, Eric was actually the name of a contest winner and was only supposed to have a bit part.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:51
44903328
>>44903271
In all other sci-fi two ships of relatively equal mass ramming each other overrides all shields. Which isn't good for the Rachel, considering that it was smaller than the Bladeship.
In all other sci-fi two ships of relatively equal mass ramming each other overrides all shields. Which isn't good for the Rachel, considering that it was smaller than the Bladeship.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:51
44903340
>>44901316
This makes sense.
It also adds a liability that they can't simply respond in human form, meaning outside of morph they are far more vulnerable.
This makes sense.
It also adds a liability that they can't simply respond in human form, meaning outside of morph they are far more vulnerable.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:52
44903362
Why didn't the kids publish everything online anonymously?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:52
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>>44903274
>mfw you never hear much about that scene at all short of a horrible nightmare that Cassie has in #19
>mfw you never hear much about that scene at all short of a horrible nightmare that Cassie has in #19
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:53
44903371
>>44898951
I imagine it would be, considering they had to overcome the instincts. And this would mean Rachel's "Okay I need to do this to help my friends" would instantly be overriden by "FUCK Y'ALL MARCO HERE GONNA GO TOUCH MYSELF FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF"
I imagine it would be, considering they had to overcome the instincts. And this would mean Rachel's "Okay I need to do this to help my friends" would instantly be overriden by "FUCK Y'ALL MARCO HERE GONNA GO TOUCH MYSELF FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF"
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:53
44903378
Wasn't the whole thing with the kids the result of the ellemist playing cosmic chess with the Crayak anyway? Sort of an thing that could not be avoided.
The series was good at taking your preconceptions of right and wrong and making you think about them.
Its not the best writing ever, its not subtle but it was good at what it did.
The series was good at taking your preconceptions of right and wrong and making you think about them.
Its not the best writing ever, its not subtle but it was good at what it did.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:53
44903385
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:53
44903395
how would the series be different if it was people like us who became the Animorphs?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:54
44903401
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:54
44903402
>>44903328
It worked for Elfangor back in the day.
You "And They All Died" people have no imagination.
It worked for Elfangor back in the day.
You "And They All Died" people have no imagination.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:54
44903404
>>44903362
The Yeerks would have figured it out. Especially Tom. IP tracing, references to the day's events, Jake's internet history.
The Yeerks would have figured it out. Especially Tom. IP tracing, references to the day's events, Jake's internet history.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:55
44903424
>>44903371
Cassie morphed as Rachel once and said that Rachel's instincts kept wanting to do something incredibly stupid.
Cassie morphed as Rachel once and said that Rachel's instincts kept wanting to do something incredibly stupid.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:55
44903426
>>44903274
Why didn't the Chee keep a sample of Pelamite DNA so everyone could morph Pelamite and the fuck like rabbits to repopulate them?
Why didn't the Chee keep a sample of Pelamite DNA so everyone could morph Pelamite and the fuck like rabbits to repopulate them?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:55
44903439
>>44903274
Remember how badly Jake fucked him over in the end?
"We know you can't fight us. So we're going
to take you, carry you if we have to, put you in a position where you'll cooperate because refusing to cooperate will force us to take lives. Your refusal to cooperate will force us to take lives. Your refusal to cooperate would be the trigger for killing. Ax? Bring your prisoner."
Still gives me shivvers
Remember how badly Jake fucked him over in the end?
"We know you can't fight us. So we're going
to take you, carry you if we have to, put you in a position where you'll cooperate because refusing to cooperate will force us to take lives. Your refusal to cooperate will force us to take lives. Your refusal to cooperate would be the trigger for killing. Ax? Bring your prisoner."
Still gives me shivvers
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:55
44903442
>>44903274
>>44903274
that was scary as fuck
mostly because they left the actual fight to the readers imagination
this was before I was desensitized to gore and violence of course
>>44903274
that was scary as fuck
mostly because they left the actual fight to the readers imagination
this was before I was desensitized to gore and violence of course
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:55
44903443
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:55
44903444
>>44903402
Ok, so they ram the Bladeship. They all survive. What state are the ships both in and what do they do next, in your fantastic imagination?
Ok, so they ram the Bladeship. They all survive. What state are the ships both in and what do they do next, in your fantastic imagination?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:56
44903459
>>44903274
>Eric the android
I don't remember an android character at all... then agian, i sort lost interest about the same time David apeared and tried to piss on everything
>Eric the android
I don't remember an android character at all... then agian, i sort lost interest about the same time David apeared and tried to piss on everything
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:56
44903466
>>44903443
>Yeerk librarian puts two and two together when the blog updates every time one of six kids is in the library.
>Yeerk librarian puts two and two together when the blog updates every time one of six kids is in the library.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:57
44903480
>>44899320
Well, as far as the Yeerks knew, they had to lie low too because if they just openly started abducting people and making them Yeerks, the "Andalite Bandits" might have sleepers all over the world prepared for such an occasion.
Well, as far as the Yeerks knew, they had to lie low too because if they just openly started abducting people and making them Yeerks, the "Andalite Bandits" might have sleepers all over the world prepared for such an occasion.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:57
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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)19:57
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>>44903378
Yeah, they found out they really couldn't do much to each other outside of ticking the other one off. I like how they both accidentally figured out how to go cosmic. IIRC didn't it cost them both an entire civilization?
Either way shit was always bananas in those books. They constantly played games with the Animorphs on Ellemist's side.
I like how Jake makes that half cocked decision to make them not Animorphs anymore and it turns out that Cassie had the ability to dissolve alternate realities and timelines. Now THAT threw my child mind for a fucking loop.
I was all like whaaaaaaat?
Yeah, they found out they really couldn't do much to each other outside of ticking the other one off. I like how they both accidentally figured out how to go cosmic. IIRC didn't it cost them both an entire civilization?
Either way shit was always bananas in those books. They constantly played games with the Animorphs on Ellemist's side.
I like how Jake makes that half cocked decision to make them not Animorphs anymore and it turns out that Cassie had the ability to dissolve alternate realities and timelines. Now THAT threw my child mind for a fucking loop.
I was all like whaaaaaaat?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:58
44903507
>>44899233
I cannot be the only one who had a huge crush on Rachel.
I cannot be the only one who had a huge crush on Rachel.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:58
44903508
>>44903466
they can turn into birds and shit and fly to different libraries.
they can turn into birds and shit and fly to different libraries.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)19:58
44903509
>>44903443
>Track IP to library
>Post guards at every corner, or infest the librarians
>Monitor all computer users
>Drag anyone who so much as looks at a computer to the pools.
>Track IP to library
>Post guards at every corner, or infest the librarians
>Monitor all computer users
>Drag anyone who so much as looks at a computer to the pools.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)19:59
44903557
>>44903507
she'd rip your dick off and beat you to death with it.
she'd rip your dick off and beat you to death with it.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:00
44903565
>>44903494
Best bit about that was it completely fixed any problems with implausability. Visser One's son, Elfangor's brother and Elfangor's son being three of six randoml kids? Ellimist cheated.
Best bit about that was it completely fixed any problems with implausability. Visser One's son, Elfangor's brother and Elfangor's son being three of six randoml kids? Ellimist cheated.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:00
44903584
>>44903129
The difference being that Hussie has created a mechanism where death essentially becomes meaningless and is now a major drive for character development
I never got to the end. Not kidding, I had such a hard time finding the books and I never got to the very end. I might just cave and go fucking buy all the books I'm missing.
I never got to the end. Not kidding, I had such a hard time finding the books and I never got to the very end. I might just cave and go fucking buy all the books I'm missing.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:00
44903585
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)20:01
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>>44903565
Lol yeah... Ellimist was a huge fucking cheater.
Lol yeah... Ellimist was a huge fucking cheater.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:01
44903622
>>44903584
They're posted twice in this thread.
They're posted twice in this thread.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:04
44903698
>>44903617
I think they should have left their little god complex characters out after #26. It was cool having them use "champions" to fight, but then Jake's time travel shinanigans and the fucking Eliminist chronicles just skull fucked me.
Though I guess megamorphs 4 was ok, even if it was a completely stereotypical time travel book. #2 was much better.
I think they should have left their little god complex characters out after #26. It was cool having them use "champions" to fight, but then Jake's time travel shinanigans and the fucking Eliminist chronicles just skull fucked me.
Though I guess megamorphs 4 was ok, even if it was a completely stereotypical time travel book. #2 was much better.
Lizerd
01/10/13(Thu)20:04
44903699
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:05
44903727
>>44899005
they're a super advanced alien species
I'm sure they've figured out a way to wash parts they can't reach.
they're a super advanced alien species
I'm sure they've figured out a way to wash parts they can't reach.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:05
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>>44903617
This is why we shouldn't let Starcraft players get cosmic
>yfw you realize The Ellimist and Crayak are just two ascended Starcraft players
This is why we shouldn't let Starcraft players get cosmic
>yfw you realize The Ellimist and Crayak are just two ascended Starcraft players
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:06
44903748
>grow up playing videogames
>accidentally become all powerful techno wizard
>absorb centuries worth on knowledge
>dedicate your life to creating more life
>meet a guy as powerful as you, hellbent on destroying everything
>you fight each other both directly until it is clear you are too evenly matched, so you fight by proxy and species go extinct
>eventually you both become cosmic entities so powerful you can both rewrite time and wipe out the universe
>"maybe we should tone it down, eh?"
>game of chess with sentient beings
>accidentally become all powerful techno wizard
>absorb centuries worth on knowledge
>dedicate your life to creating more life
>meet a guy as powerful as you, hellbent on destroying everything
>you fight each other both directly until it is clear you are too evenly matched, so you fight by proxy and species go extinct
>eventually you both become cosmic entities so powerful you can both rewrite time and wipe out the universe
>"maybe we should tone it down, eh?"
>game of chess with sentient beings
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)20:08
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>>44903748
They were the best Red Oni/Blue Oni combo of my childhood.
They were the best Red Oni/Blue Oni combo of my childhood.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:09
44903825
>>44902170
I would love a slight-future series of a Morph-Ops team led by an old grumpy Jake with a Hork-Bajir, Yeerk-Infested (who prefers the term "Co-opted") human, and an Andalite.
Not so far ahead that it's basically fucking Blade Runner, but maybe 2020, where Jake's in his 30s and marriedto Cassie
I would love a slight-future series of a Morph-Ops team led by an old grumpy Jake with a Hork-Bajir, Yeerk-Infested (who prefers the term "Co-opted") human, and an Andalite.
Not so far ahead that it's basically fucking Blade Runner, but maybe 2020, where Jake's in his 30s and married
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:09
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>>44903748
Elimist Chronicles fucked mah brain. Just the fact that he was like a teen gamer that became god.
Elimist Chronicles fucked mah brain. Just the fact that he was like a teen gamer that became god.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:10
44903867
OK, so we have this book series for early teens:
>Broccoli is from outer space!
>so are dogs!
>the principal is being mind controlled by an alien!
and somehow combined with eldritch horror, loss of humanity, war atrocities and questionable ethics
the 90's were really something
>Broccoli is from outer space!
>so are dogs!
>the principal is being mind controlled by an alien!
and somehow combined with eldritch horror, loss of humanity, war atrocities and questionable ethics
the 90's were really something
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:10
44903887
>>44903401
This. Remember the Yeerks weren't just generic Sentai badguys who sent out monsters to fight the heroes. They had the invasion of earth all wrapped up and the rest was a formality.
They had control of AOL back in the nineties when that was a big deal. They had control of more than a few government officials and a ton of lawmen. It was implied that they controlled the leader of a major world power, possibly the president of the USA himself. They had guys in literally every walk of life and were expanding at an insane rate.
If they tried to tell anyone, even anonymously, the Yeerk would find out long before they'd get taken seriously. Remember, Yeerk run every chat room, Yeerk run every school club, and Yeerk could be ANYBODY, including your parents or your brother or your sister or you children.
That's why they were so scary, there was no way for them to be escaped without leaving society.
This. Remember the Yeerks weren't just generic Sentai badguys who sent out monsters to fight the heroes. They had the invasion of earth all wrapped up and the rest was a formality.
They had control of AOL back in the nineties when that was a big deal. They had control of more than a few government officials and a ton of lawmen. It was implied that they controlled the leader of a major world power, possibly the president of the USA himself. They had guys in literally every walk of life and were expanding at an insane rate.
If they tried to tell anyone, even anonymously, the Yeerk would find out long before they'd get taken seriously. Remember, Yeerk run every chat room, Yeerk run every school club, and Yeerk could be ANYBODY, including your parents or your brother or your sister or you children.
That's why they were so scary, there was no way for them to be escaped without leaving society.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:11
44903903
>>44903825
Are we talking a human/yeerk combo that decided to share the human's body?
That'd be kind of cool. And IIRC stuff like that did happen in-series, right?
Are we talking a human/yeerk combo that decided to share the human's body?
That'd be kind of cool. And IIRC stuff like that did happen in-series, right?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:11
44903905
>>44903825
but they have yet to save Ax from the thing that absorbed him
but they have yet to save Ax from the thing that absorbed him
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:11
44903913
>>44901159
Shit, we talking normal day and not crazy-ass fighting?
If I need combat ready morphs:
Wolf, Falcon, Bottlenose Dolphin (those fuckers will ram the shit out of you)
If I need just everyday "fun" Morphs with any heroics being optional?
Dog, Falcon, bottlenose.
Shit, we talking normal day and not crazy-ass fighting?
If I need combat ready morphs:
Wolf, Falcon, Bottlenose Dolphin (those fuckers will ram the shit out of you)
If I need just everyday "fun" Morphs with any heroics being optional?
Dog, Falcon, bottlenose.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:13
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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)20:13
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>>44903867
>The 90s will never be back
>Kids don't read anymore
>Kids barely watch cartoons anymore
>A network devoted to cartoons is vehemently pushing its live action series
>Creativity is all but dead not because of uninspired writers but because of producers who don't want to take "risks"
>The 90s will never be back
>Kids don't read anymore
>Kids barely watch cartoons anymore
>A network devoted to cartoons is vehemently pushing its live action series
>Creativity is all but dead not because of uninspired writers but because of producers who don't want to take "risks"
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:16
44904037
I bought and reread book six about 4 month ago.
Was dope as fuck
Book 6 is the one where Jake gets a yeerk
Was dope as fuck
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:16
44904043
>>44902871
"I really like you. YOOU. YOU-UH. YUUU-UH."
"You're weird."
"CALL ME! Cawl. Caawwwwl. Meeee."
"Get away from me, creep!"
"...Biiiit-Ch-Ah."
"I really like you. YOOU. YOU-UH. YUUU-UH."
"You're weird."
"CALL ME! Cawl. Caawwwwl. Meeee."
"Get away from me, creep!"
"...Biiiit-Ch-Ah."
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:16
44904046
>>44903585
Book #39, The Hidden. I don't remember the buffalo part, but I do remember the ant morphing Chapman.
Book #39, The Hidden. I don't remember the buffalo part, but I do remember the ant morphing Chapman.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:17
44904048
>>44903965
nothing ever lasts dude
>kids born in 99 are 14 now
there will come another age similar to the 90's in spirit, if not in form, an age of creativity and discovery brought forth from decades of uncertainty and fear
I tell myself this to keep myself going
nothing ever lasts dude
>kids born in 99 are 14 now
there will come another age similar to the 90's in spirit, if not in form, an age of creativity and discovery brought forth from decades of uncertainty and fear
I tell myself this to keep myself going
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:17
44904054
>>44901159
Obviously the answer is little girl.
Obviously the answer is little girl.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)20:17
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>>44904037
That one gave me nightmares.
That one gave me nightmares.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:18
44904084
>>44903965
can't wait 90 years?
can't wait 90 years?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:18
44904091
>>44904037
The best part about the show was that they used the guy who played Jake's twin brother for the role of Ax pretending to be Jake.
The best part about the show was that they used the guy who played Jake's twin brother for the role of Ax pretending to be Jake.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:20
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>>44904031
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:20
44904135
>>44904031
/pol/ pls go
/pol/ pls go
senkopades !!Ja7K1LmVA8B
01/10/13(Thu)20:20
44904143
>>44903905
That's because The One is unstoppable. Yeerks worshiped him in fucking droves off-world. He was going to absorb all of the Animorphs.
Hence Jake doing something "stupid and reckless." Ramming the Blade Ship.
That's because The One is unstoppable. Yeerks worshiped him in fucking droves off-world. He was going to absorb all of the Animorphs.
Hence Jake doing something "stupid and reckless." Ramming the Blade Ship.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:22
44904185
>>44903965
>>The 90s will never be back
80 years
>>Kids don't read anymore
false. Many kids I know are very well read. As in actual books
>>Kids barely watch cartoons anymore
also false. Cartoons nowadays are a cash grab more than ever, but there is hope
>>A network devoted to cartoons is vehemently pushing its live action series
that's a given unfortunately
>>Creativity is all but dead not because of uninspired writers but because of producers who don't want to take "risks"
there will come economic stability, and with it a surge in original content
>>The 90s will never be back
80 years
>>Kids don't read anymore
false. Many kids I know are very well read. As in actual books
>>Kids barely watch cartoons anymore
also false. Cartoons nowadays are a cash grab more than ever, but there is hope
>>A network devoted to cartoons is vehemently pushing its live action series
that's a given unfortunately
>>Creativity is all but dead not because of uninspired writers but because of producers who don't want to take "risks"
there will come economic stability, and with it a surge in original content
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:23
44904210
>>44903903
Yeah, shared. Which is why he/they keep getting offended when Jake insists on saying "Infected", "Infested", "Possessed", and other words that basically mean he stole the body.
Yeah, shared. Which is why he/they keep getting offended when Jake insists on saying "Infected", "Infested", "Possessed", and other words that basically mean he stole the body.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:24
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:25
44904257
>>44903965
>>Kids don't read anymore
Actually, I reckon kids read far more than they did in our day. YA fiction has never been as huge a market
>>Kids don't read anymore
Actually, I reckon kids read far more than they did in our day. YA fiction has never been as huge a market
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:26
44904287
>>44904084
Ha!
Ha!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:28
44904313
>>44904185
escapism is rife nowadays man
books sell like no tomorrow, better than games and movies do in fact
yes, I am taking into account certain books aimed at the younger female crowd, the titles of which I dread to sully this thread with
escapism is rife nowadays man
books sell like no tomorrow, better than games and movies do in fact
yes, I am taking into account certain books aimed at the younger female crowd, the titles of which I dread to sully this thread with
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:28
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>>44897927
There was an animorph live action show
There was an animorph live action show
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:29
44904330
>>44904318
...we don't talk about that
...we don't talk about that
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:29
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>>44904257
Not really. Kids spend more times playing video games and watching TV these days, especially with the prevalence of media on phones.
Not really. Kids spend more times playing video games and watching TV these days, especially with the prevalence of media on phones.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:30
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>>44904318
>Visser Three is always in human form
>Kids never morph
I'll take "Shows that never had a budget" for 400 Alex.
>Visser Three is always in human form
>Kids never morph
I'll take "Shows that never had a budget" for 400 Alex.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:33
44904430
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:33
44904441
>>44899230
qrayac [spioler] is an ancient evil going around the various galaxies puting species up against each other, running weak races into the ground, and favoring warlike dudes. it is heaviliy implied that he either created, or altered the yeerks to become parasities, taking over the humans and andalites.
the elimist encountered him shortly after reaching his demi-god form, and fights him, and stalemates him by throwing both a black hole in both's path. crayack is haltered, and the elimist is by accident made godlike. they decide to play a game of strategy concerning the lesser races of the univers, of wich the yeerks, animorphs and andalites ETC, are merly pawns. [/spoiler]
qrayac [spioler] is an ancient evil going around the various galaxies puting species up against each other, running weak races into the ground, and favoring warlike dudes. it is heaviliy implied that he either created, or altered the yeerks to become parasities, taking over the humans and andalites.
the elimist encountered him shortly after reaching his demi-god form, and fights him, and stalemates him by throwing both a black hole in both's path. crayack is haltered, and the elimist is by accident made godlike. they decide to play a game of strategy concerning the lesser races of the univers, of wich the yeerks, animorphs and andalites ETC, are merly pawns. [/spoiler]
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:34
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:35
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>MFW the Helmacrons
>MFW seeing atoms
>MFW that whole book
>MFW seeing atoms
>MFW that whole book
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:38
44904585
>>44903362
Didn't they find a blog at one point with loads of people on that knew about the yeerk invasion and suspected their parents were ones etc. etc.
fuck, jakes brother being a yeerk was a total horror- imagine knowing not only that an alien has control of your brother but that he's actually still alive in there, constantly screaming and having to watch this creature live out his life
fucccck
Didn't they find a blog at one point with loads of people on that knew about the yeerk invasion and suspected their parents were ones etc. etc.
fuck, jakes brother being a yeerk was a total horror- imagine knowing not only that an alien has control of your brother but that he's actually still alive in there, constantly screaming and having to watch this creature live out his life
fucccck
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:40
44904630
>>44899643
i read 90% of the books as a kid, but i never managed to finish that book then. it was so confusing.
i liked the faux transparent dudes, with lure organs displayed. that's darWIN right there.
i read 90% of the books as a kid, but i never managed to finish that book then. it was so confusing.
i liked the faux transparent dudes, with lure organs displayed. that's darWIN right there.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)20:41
44904637
>>44904585
ASM 700?
ASM 700?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:42
44904666
>>44904585
Yeah they found it but they clearly identified that half of the users were Yeerks undercover and a quarter of them were retards that just thought it was cool to hate on things.
Yeah they found it but they clearly identified that half of the users were Yeerks undercover and a quarter of them were retards that just thought it was cool to hate on things.
Thereisaguy !!guubNdrqFjJ
01/10/13(Thu)20:42
44904667
>>44904637
Oh fuck man, Dan Slott confirmed idea theft and closet Animorph fan.
Oh fuck man, Dan Slott confirmed idea theft and closet Animorph fan.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:42
44904672
>>44904666
Oh christ, they found 4chan
Oh christ, they found 4chan
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:43
44904689
>>44904502
OH SHIT, the tiny star destroyer? that was fucking insane. Straight up Twilight Zone insane.
OH SHIT, the tiny star destroyer? that was fucking insane. Straight up Twilight Zone insane.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:44
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>>44903274
It's insanely scary because they never show it. He killed, probably evicerated, 2 rooms full of elite soldiers, moved a gorilla, tiger, grizzly bear, wolf, act, barehanded, restarted Marco's heart, all in about a minute. The level of speed that requires is mind boggling.
It's insanely scary because they never show it. He killed, probably evicerated, 2 rooms full of elite soldiers, moved a gorilla, tiger, grizzly bear, wolf, act, barehanded, restarted Marco's heart, all in about a minute. The level of speed that requires is mind boggling.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:45
44904748
>>44901448
I like your thinking guy.
I like your thinking guy.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:47
44904792
>>44903728
I thought it was like Spore...Poor Ellemist. He really got a shitty hand dealt to him.
I thought it was like Spore...Poor Ellemist. He really got a shitty hand dealt to him.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:47
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>>44904689
The first appearance was better than the first.
>>44904672
I was going to make a joke about that.
The first appearance was better than the first.
>>44904672
I was going to make a joke about that.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)20:48
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:48
44904807
>>44904689
Yep.
The helmacrons and their matriarchal-almost-to-hive-insectoid-levels society, and their tiny lasers, and their ability to shrink you down to their size...
Yep.
The helmacrons and their matriarchal-almost-to-hive-insectoid-levels society, and their tiny lasers, and their ability to shrink you down to their size...
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:49
44904852
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:49
44904857
>>44902161
Yes it does. I still have mine.
Yes it does. I still have mine.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:50
44904870
I think they could make a pretty faithful recreation in a comic.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:50
44904874
>>44904804
They would viral the Sharing all over /adv/
They would viral the Sharing all over /adv/
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:53
44904981
>>44904672
Yeerk scanning:
"Sub-Visser, we've discovered a transmission from the spiral arm of the Milky Way! It appears to be a message from humans to alien species. It's called /b/."
30 seconds later:
"WPAefji"Wpgohw"EGPOJW DESTROY IT! My eyes! they burn!
Yeerk scanning:
"Sub-Visser, we've discovered a transmission from the spiral arm of the Milky Way! It appears to be a message from humans to alien species. It's called /b/."
30 seconds later:
"WPAefji"Wpgohw"EGPOJW DESTROY IT! My eyes! they burn!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:54
44905006
>>44904852
what's up Black Beetle?
what's up Black Beetle?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:55
44905018
>>44901367
Finch or some other kind of small bird for aerial recon and mobility. German Shepard for urban environments and light assault (mean attack dogs, but friendly enough no one calls animal control if they see one running lose). Grizzly Bear for heavy assault.
I know it's kind of a mundane line up, but I figure native animals can probably manage more easily in their environments.
Finch or some other kind of small bird for aerial recon and mobility. German Shepard for urban environments and light assault (mean attack dogs, but friendly enough no one calls animal control if they see one running lose). Grizzly Bear for heavy assault.
I know it's kind of a mundane line up, but I figure native animals can probably manage more easily in their environments.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:57
44905069
>>44898533
The first 25 or so weren't, I think most of the rest were.
I started reading at book one, then stopped for some reason after the first helmacron one, so I think I managed to dodge the worst of it. I always preferred the specials anyway.
The first 25 or so weren't, I think most of the rest were.
I started reading at book one, then stopped for some reason after the first helmacron one, so I think I managed to dodge the worst of it. I always preferred the specials anyway.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:57
44905071
>>44904981
>2013
>10 years after Yeerk surrender
>moot is forced to create /taste/ because of all the Andalite users spam posting threads on things they have eaten all over /ck/ and other boards
>2013
>10 years after Yeerk surrender
>moot is forced to create /taste/ because of all the Andalite users spam posting threads on things they have eaten all over /ck/ and other boards
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)20:58
44905106
I'm not sure what makes me want to go back and re-read this series more...the awesome things I DO remember...or the stuff mentioned that I DON'T.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)20:59
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>>44905106
I'm going back and rereading them now.
>tfw this thread 404s and we won't talk Animorphs again for a month or so
I'm going back and rereading them now.
>tfw this thread 404s and we won't talk Animorphs again for a month or so
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:00
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Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:00
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:01
44905224
>>44900567
is marco standing on a stool or something?
is marco standing on a stool or something?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:02
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>>44905177
A-and Hork-Bajir too, right?
A-and Hork-Bajir too, right?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:02
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:02
44905250
>>44905071
>/pol/ becomes xenophobic
>/k/ argues nonstop about Dracon vs Shredder beams, virus bombs, ect
>/sci/ bends over backward every time an andalite grad student brings up FTL travel
>/pol/ becomes xenophobic
>/k/ argues nonstop about Dracon vs Shredder beams, virus bombs, ect
>/sci/ bends over backward every time an andalite grad student brings up FTL travel
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:02
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:02
44905263
>>44905106
You and me both, brother
I would love to read this whole fucking series from start to finish, especially considering all the ones I missed the first time through, if only I had the TIME...
You and me both, brother
I would love to read this whole fucking series from start to finish, especially considering all the ones I missed the first time through, if only I had the TIME...
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:02
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>>44905148
This thread better not 404, I'm at work right now so I won't be able to download the books. So you fuckers better keep this guy going
This thread better not 404, I'm at work right now so I won't be able to download the books. So you fuckers better keep this guy going
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:03
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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)21:04
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>>44905264
It hit bump limit.
It hit bump limit.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:04
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>>44905237
DUDE
a HB isn't sexually mature untlil...like, 5 years old
and only one in about 500 is smart enough to use a computer by themselves, and they are busy in congress or being ambassadors and conversationalists
DUDE
a HB isn't sexually mature untlil...like, 5 years old
and only one in about 500 is smart enough to use a computer by themselves, and they are busy in congress or being ambassadors and conversationalists
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:04
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:04
44905325
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:05
44905333
>>44905177
<I-I'll show you mine, but you have to promise to let me taste yours!>
<I-I'll show you mine, but you have to promise to let me taste yours!>
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:05
44905346
>>44905313
Silly Redwood.
That just means it's only a matter of time before we can create a fresh one.
Silly Redwood.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:05
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:06
44905368
>>44903507
nope, right there with ya.
nope, right there with ya.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:07
44905405
>>44905313
Somebody just make a new thread when this dies
Let's make this a regular thing under the pretense of a theoretical cartoon
Somebody just make a new thread when this dies
Let's make this a regular thing under the pretense of a theoretical cartoon
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:07
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>>44905314
They'd have human friends help them.
They'd have human friends help them.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:07
44905420
So thanks to this thread I just bought the PS1 game on ebay, I hope it is fun to play.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:08
44905434
>>44905405
I don't think the mods will fall for it.
I don't think the mods will fall for it.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:08
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:08
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>>44905420
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:09
44905476
>>44905405
>theoretical cartoon
...d-do you think if we talk about it enough, some network exects will catch on and actually look into making it a real thing?
>theoretical cartoon
...d-do you think if we talk about it enough, some network exects will catch on and actually look into making it a real thing?
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:09
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:10
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>>44905237
>not having Toby Hamee as your waifu
incase you missed it, she works in congress
so you get to greet her as she comes home after a long day at work
>not having Toby Hamee as your waifu
incase you missed it, she works in congress
so you get to greet her as she comes home after a long day at work
Sorcerer Supreme !ykbkOvg1jw
01/10/13(Thu)21:11
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:11
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:11
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>>44905479
Oh god damn it, I just spent 13.00 for nothing, didn't I?
Oh god damn it, I just spent 13.00 for nothing, didn't I?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:12
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>>44905476
I think it would have to be adult swim or anime to make everyone happy. Though they could probably day-time it if they just took out all the "i watched his guts spill out of his stomach and tasted his liver."
I think it would have to be adult swim or anime to make everyone happy. Though they could probably day-time it if they just took out all the "i watched his guts spill out of his stomach and tasted his liver."
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)21:12
44905574
>>44903507
foolish anon, she was the birth of my adoration for strong women who don't need no protecting.
foolish anon, she was the birth of my adoration for strong women who don't need no protecting.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:12
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>>44905555
Quads means you just answered your own question, friend.
Quads means you just answered your own question, friend.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:12
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>>44905434
why would I delete it? It has webcomics. Just start the thread with that so NO FUN anons won't be the wiser.
why would I delete it? It has webcomics. Just start the thread with that so NO FUN anons won't be the wiser.
Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:13
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:13
44905606
>>44905574
I thought that was because puny mortal women cannot withstand the dickings of the Redwood the Swole?
I thought that was because puny mortal women cannot withstand the dickings of the Redwood the Swole?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:13
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>>44905555
Not nothing. It'll teach you to never buy licensed content that isn't called Batman Arkaham (insert), Spider-man 2, or arguably Wolverine Origins.
Not nothing. It'll teach you to never buy licensed content that isn't called Batman Arkaham (insert), Spider-man 2, or arguably Wolverine Origins.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:13
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>>44905476
The kind of execs that browse /co/, though. I'm not sure if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.
The kind of execs that browse /co/, though. I'm not sure if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:14
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>>44905611
To be fair, the Animorph's games were from the era at the very beginning of licensed games being shit.
>Darkwing Duck
>Duck Tales
>Maximum Carnage
To be fair, the Animorph's games were from the era at the very beginning of licensed games being shit.
>Darkwing Duck
>Duck Tales
>Maximum Carnage
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:15
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>>44905555
If it makes you feel any better, the PS1 game is better than the Gameboy game. that one is just a shitty pokemon clone that doesn't even have save games.
>>44905573
I don't think so, it could get by just fine with Ben 10 levels of violence and off screen deaths
If it makes you feel any better, the PS1 game is better than the Gameboy game. that one is just a shitty pokemon clone that doesn't even have save games.
>>44905573
I don't think so, it could get by just fine with Ben 10 levels of violence and off screen deaths
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:15
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>>44901705
wasn't his morph removed? none of the shit from that book happened in the earth timeline, because crayack vs elimist rules of game?
wasn't his morph removed? none of the shit from that book happened in the earth timeline, because crayack vs elimist rules of game?
Sorcerer Supreme !ykbkOvg1jw
01/10/13(Thu)21:16
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Pants without Pants !!v3b467DpdIe
01/10/13(Thu)21:16
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>>44905662
nah Bro, loss of limbs and guttings ran rampant in this series.
nah Bro, loss of limbs and guttings ran rampant in this series.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
01/10/13(Thu)21:17
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senkopades !!Ja7K1LmVA8B
01/10/13(Thu)21:17
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:18
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>>44905405
B-but it has comic references! Like the Death of Superman!
B-but it has comic references! Like the Death of Superman!
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:20
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>>44905573
>adult swim
Do they even have anything non-anime that isn't humor or satire? As much as it would allow for the darker stuff, I'm not sure if it would fit on that network.
>Anime
As long as it stayed to the original plot I would be very ok with that. I would be interested to see how the animation style would deal with the TF sequences, although I assume that's already been talked to death in previous threads I missed.
>adult swim
Do they even have anything non-anime that isn't humor or satire? As much as it would allow for the darker stuff, I'm not sure if it would fit on that network.
>Anime
As long as it stayed to the original plot I would be very ok with that. I would be interested to see how the animation style would deal with the TF sequences, although I assume that's already been talked to death in previous threads I missed.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:20
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>>44905669
They never said. I think Jake was just scared of using the Howler because he saw all the Yeerk hosts as victims and didn't want to sonic scream them.
But seriously? One howl could have leveled the entire Yeerk pool.
They never said. I think Jake was just scared of using the Howler because he saw all the Yeerk hosts as victims and didn't want to sonic scream them.
But seriously? One howl could have leveled the entire Yeerk pool.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:23
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>>44902178
so, my fantasy is forcing one of these girls to morph horse feet and slightly alter the face to have a snout, and snake arms, completly removing them.
knock her out, and have her live as my ponygirl forever.
so, my fantasy is forcing one of these girls to morph horse feet and slightly alter the face to have a snout, and snake arms, completly removing them.
knock her out, and have her live as my ponygirl forever.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:24
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What I didnt like was that they were limited to tight fitting clothes cause the cube was meant for aliens without clothes
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:24
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>>44902450
oh god, i laughed hard.
oh god, i laughed hard.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:26
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>>44899233
Ironically she was killed by a morphed bear right?
Ironically she was killed by a morphed bear right?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:26
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>>44905654
All their games came out in 2000, it was past "just beginning" since it came out over 5 years after any game you mentioned.
All their games came out in 2000, it was past "just beginning" since it came out over 5 years after any game you mentioned.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:40
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Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:57
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>>44901917
>>44901929
That's how they were without knowledge of the value of life, but considering how they were defeated I think it might be hard to use as a morph.
>>44901929
That's how they were without knowledge of the value of life, but considering how they were defeated I think it might be hard to use as a morph.
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)21:59
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>>44898974
I thought I read a book where the Andalites killed all of Earth? Was that some sort of... non-canon thing?
I thought I read a book where the Andalites killed all of Earth? Was that some sort of... non-canon thing?
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)22:31
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>>44903274
He was in so much despair after that, tearfully telling them that his computer mind would always remember it in perfect detail ;-;
He was in so much despair after that, tearfully telling them that his computer mind would always remember it in perfect detail ;-;
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)22:32
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>On December 11th, 2012, it was discovered that Sony Pictures had registered four domain addresses that may or may not allude to their involvement in an Animorphs movie. There is yet to be any official word, however all four domains redirect to Sony Pictures website. The URL's include:[11]
>animorphs.net
>animorphs-movie.net
> animorphsmovie.com
>animorphs-movie.com
>animorphs.net
>animorphs-movie.net
> animorphsmovie.com
>animorphs-movie.com
Anonymous
01/10/13(Thu)22:34
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