SO THE OTHER DAY-
EVERYBODY DOES THIS
SO THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO GAMESTOP RIGHT!? AND THEN I BOUGHT A NEW PLAYSTATION 3. AND I SAID TO MYSELF "DUDE BRAH I SHOULD TOTALLY BUY SOME FUCKIN' GAMES FOR THIS THING". I KNOW!? WEIRD RIGHT!? SO THEN, SO THEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET SO THEN I ASKED THE CLERK "WHAT ARE SOME GOOD PS3 GAMES?" AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE DID. HE STRAIGHT POINTED TO THE MOVIE SECTION! I KNOW! ISN'T IT WEIRD!? EVERYBODY DOES THIS!
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:37 No.67334XXXnot vidya |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:38 No.67334XXX>>67334322 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:40 No.67334XXX File1279435243.jpg-(48 KB, 364x469, u mad visibly.jpg) ![]() >>67334322 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:41 No.67334XXXDane Cook is not a comedian, he's a maniac who stole a microphone off someone backstage. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:41 No.67334XXXNot vidya, do not respond to this thread. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:42 No.67334XXXDane cook is a good story teller, but an awful comedian, or so I've heard anyway, never bothered to pay him any attention. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:42 No.67334XXX>>67334290 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:42 No.67334XXXI enjoy Dane Cook's comedy. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:43 No.67334XXX>>67334724 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:43 No.67334XXX File1279435439.jpg-(16 KB, 259x319, carlos-mencia-1.jpg) ![]() SO MY COUSIN...WHOSE A BEANEEER! WENT TO GAMESTOP TO PICK UP SOME GAAAEEEMMMS. BUT WHEN HE GOT TO THE STORE HE DECIDED TO GET THE P-S-3. WHEN I WAS OVER IN "DE BARRIO" HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO PLAY SOME GAMES WITH HIM. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:45 No.67335XXXhuttburt fags in this thread. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:45 No.67335XXX>>67334870 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:48 No.67335XXX File1279435709.png-(72 KB, 500x500, ANGRY WHAT THE FUCK.png) ![]() I read that shit in his faggot voice |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:49 No.67335XXXDane is a funny guy. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:50 No.67335XXXi'm reading these in their voices. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:55 No.67335XXX File1279436137.jpg-(28 KB, 200x198, 2388_con_Jim_Gaffigan_2.jpg) ![]() Well, I spent the day at home, trying to get into these video games some people keep talking about. Just to complete the combo, I ate some HOT POOCKEEEETS and then it just went straight through me and I had to take a crap. And that's when I realized, if you sweat when you take a crap, you know shit about video games |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:56 No.67335XXX File1279436177.jpg-(20 KB, 402x436, carrot-top-main.jpg) ![]() So Microsoft just came out with the Xbox 360 slim. I love games, people. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)02:56 No.67335XXX File1279436209.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 15 KB, 327x399, Xbox360slim..jpg) ![]() ![]() You're sittin' in your room, and you're high and you're like, let's play some PS3, and you're looking around and you can't find any, and you think it's 'cause your high but then your like, oh wait PS3 doesn't HAVE games! |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:01 No.67336XXX File1279436482.jpg-(32 KB, 425x323, Steven Wright.jpg) ![]() Lots of my friends have PS3s, but I don't have any PS3s. But I have lots of games; PS3s don't have any games. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:01 No.67336XXX File1279436500.jpg-(31 KB, 320x400, dwight-the-office.jpg) ![]() So... Angela... what did excuse did you give Andy Bernard to get away with him? |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:03 No.67336XXX File1279436594.jpg-(16 KB, 318x318, katt-williams.jpg) ![]() ALL I'M SAYIN IS YOU GOTTA GET A MOTHERFUCKIN PS3 BECAUSE IT MIGHT NOT PLAY GAMES OR SHIT BUT IT DON'T SHRED DISCS. SOME A YALL NIGGAS JUST NEED TO PICK UP MGS4 AND YOU'LL SEE YA'LL HAVE A SHITTY CONSOLE. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:06 No.67336XXX File1279436784.jpg-(31 KB, 365x280, 6a00d8341c5e0053ef0120a91ac1da(...).jpg) ![]() man, gotta love the white people, gotta love the white people... |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:07 No.67336XXXDane Cook is not funny at all. neither was this joke. therefore it fits. good job OP |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:07 No.67336XXXI read that in is voice... |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:09 No.67336XXX>>67336747 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:10 No.67337XXXgood thread is good. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:11 No.67337XXX File1279437102.jpg-(5 KB, 130x130, walter.jpg) ![]() So I get home the other day and my grandson, you know, the one I told to pull my finger? Anyway, my grandson comes over to me and says, "OH GRANDPA YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT MY NEW GAME SYSTEM!!!!!" So he hands me the controller and he turns it on and puts in one of those blue ray whatevers. So i'm sitting there and a freakin movie comes on. Don'tcha hate that? |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:13 No.67337XXX File1279437234.gif-(Spoiler Image, 413 KB, 380x380, 1279152699709.gif) ![]() ![]() So I finally got the nerve to break up my a "long" "term" "relationship". |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:19 No.67337XXX File1279437582.jpg-(32 KB, 400x273, MitchHedberg2-717280.jpg) ![]() So man I went to uhhhhhhh the gamestore the oer day and Iwas like YO were the games at maaan. and he was like YOUR a bear man. Daaaaamn a bear in gamestop |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:21 No.67337XXX>>67337808 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:21 No.67337XXXBumping as I just got a great idea |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:22 No.67338XXX File1279437750.jpg-(92 KB, 475x377, dane.jpg) ![]() SO I WAS PLAYING HALO WITH MY FRIENDS |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:24 No.67338XXX File1279437855.jpg-(24 KB, 640x352, 7808ca9sample.jpg) ![]() The other day I took my son to Gamestop and they had a sign.....for a new game system called the Playstation 3? I don't know if you guys have ever heard of it. So then my kid.......is begging for me to get it for him. So I walk up to the counter......and I ask the guy how much it is. And this is what he said to me. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:26 No.67338XXXdimitree martin plz |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:26 No.67338XXX File1279437982.jpg-(12 KB, 400x300, martin.jpg) ![]() So I was going to do some prop comedy with some PS3 games, but I couldn't find any. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:26 No.67338XXX File1279438014.jpg-(32 KB, 442x480, seinfeld.jpg) ![]() What's the deal with the Playstation 3? You've heard of this thing, it's a big black machine that you hook up to your TV and you play games. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:27 No.67338XXXIf given the chance I would backhand the fuck out of Dane Cook. Such an obnoxious fuck. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:28 No.67338XXX File1279438092.jpg-(22 KB, 300x450, jefffoxworthy1_e.jpg) ![]() If you think the PS3 really doesn't have any games.. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:29 No.67338XXX File1279438158.jpg-(43 KB, 295x340, larry-the-cable-guy-nutrisyste(...).jpg) ![]() >>67338446 |
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Hoboware !Ks/s5XaXPM 07/18/10(Sun)03:31 No.67338XXXi. love. this. thread. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:32 No.67338XXX>>67334672 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:34 No.67338XXX File1279438442.jpg-(31 KB, 666x497, two animu guys are amused.jpg) ![]() >>67335310 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:35 No.67338XXX File1279438516.jpg-(78 KB, 460x345, patton-oswalt-no-reason-to-com(...).jpg) ![]() so im droppin some acid the other day and my ps3 looks over at me and says, HEY how bout you get off your ass and go buy some games........but ps3...WHAT?,,,HAHAHAH YOU HAVE NO GAMES YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:35 No.67338XXX>>67338310 |
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Man in Tights !!Dgitq2QQrIZ 07/18/10(Sun)03:39 No.67339XXX File1279438741.png-(22 KB, 214x170, 1277955985454.png) ![]() >>67338531 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:40 No.67339XXXFuck you OP, you got me to read that in his ridiculous voice. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:40 No.67339XXXAh fuck the guy who did Brian Regan, goddammit i was ready |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:41 No.67339XXX File1279438908.jpg-(7 KB, 250x250, Kramer.jpg) ![]() >>67339322 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:42 No.67339XXX>>67335837 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:42 No.67339XXXWell now this was just good trolling. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:42 No.67339XXX File1279438978.png-(345 KB, 512x368, george and jerry approve.png) ![]() >>67339464 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:43 No.67339XXX File1279439026.jpg-(80 KB, 460x345, eddie-murphy-delirious-2007021(...).jpg) ![]() So here I am playing a game when Bill Cosby calls me up. Now, I'm a huge fan of Bill, a lot of my influence and inspiration is from Bill. So I'm ecstatic! |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:45 No.67339XXXcomedians are annoying douchebags that don't deserve the money and attention they get. all they're good at is making fun of things because they can't get real jobs. kinda like /v/. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:45 No.67339XXX File1279439120.jpg-(25 KB, 385x402, George Carlin.jpg) ![]() In the bullshit department, the 360 can't hold an exclusive to the PS3. I mean when it comes to bullshit, big time bullshit, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe at the king of false exclusives and no games: The XBOX 360. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:45 No.67339XXX>>67339717 |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)03:46 No.67339XXX File1279439189.png-(175 KB, 512x338, wii.png) ![]() So here's what I do with my consoles. |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)03:47 No.67339XXX File1279439228.png-(184 KB, 512x338, ps3.png) ![]() >>67339833 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:47 No.67339XXXSHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU MEDIOCRE HACK COMICS. NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY |
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brythyn chrysler 07/18/10(Sun)03:47 No.67339XXXyou guys are fucking assholes. GOD |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)03:50 No.67340XXX>>67340180 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:50 No.67340XXX>>67340180 |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)03:51 No.67340XXX4chanarchive |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:51 No.67340XXX>>67340068 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:51 No.67340XXXDane is an awesome actor and comedian. I can see why he has many fans. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:53 No.67340XXX File1279439608.jpg-(36 KB, 400x300, big-bang-theory-cast.jpg) ![]() "Hey." |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:53 No.67340XXX>>67340408 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:53 No.67340XXX File1279439639.jpg-(31 KB, 600x399, daniel-tosh.jpg) ![]() So the other day me and my buddies were hanging out over at another friend's house |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:54 No.67340XXXRequest and archive faggots! |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:56 No.67340XXX File1279439764.jpg-(47 KB, 737x501, orly.jpg) ![]() You're trying to tell me that this contraption can play movies as well as these so called Vidya-games? Sounds like a bunch of nonsense if you ask me. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:57 No.67340XXXThis shit is epic, need more archive requests. |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)03:58 No.67340XXX>>67340772 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:58 No.67340XXX File1279439897.jpg-(24 KB, 430x306, 1273717795012.jpg) ![]() There are dozens of consoles out there. WII, xbox, xbox 360, Ninendo, all those hand helds, playstation, playstation 2 and 3 and they all allow you to play video games...except the playstation 3 and this is the problem of new consoles, they've got all these features and gadgets but no games. well the other consoles do but their all shit and I hear you say "That is a lie, I love my Xbox it's got Halo" so it has a game which is dead? THAT'S successful. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)03:58 No.67340XXX File1279439937.jpg-(22 KB, 555x347, phleg is not pleased.jpg) ![]() This thread was good until you faggots started arguing. |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)04:01 No.67341XXX>>67341006 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:01 No.67341XXX File1279440108.jpg-(27 KB, 435x326, izzard.jpg) ![]() Yeah! So the Console Wars-- THE CONSOLE WARS! They raged throughout the nineties, and there were great heroes such Sonic the Dashing and Mario the agile and Link the, uh... really interesting guy! |
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Baka Inu! !xIIXmqFwIU 07/18/10(Sun)04:01 No.67341XXX File1279440117.jpg-(27 KB, 453x299, large_big-bang-theory-sheldon-(...).jpg) ![]() >>67340451 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:03 No.67341XXX File1279440185.jpg-(7 KB, 427x303, lewis_black.jpg) ![]() So the other day I was wandering around at a store looking for a video game for my nephew, when some douchebag comes up to me; I guess he thought I worked there. So he asked me "Excuse me, do you know where the PS3 games are?"... and so I said "Do I know where the PS3 games are? THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT." |
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Tom !1.GiSoundE 07/18/10(Sun)04:03 No.67341XXX File1279440194.jpg-(54 KB, 350x341, BillEngvall_350.jpg) ![]() So the other day I went to gamestop ya know to buy a PS3. I bring the box and the cashiers like ''you gonna watch movies on that thing?'' I went ''Nope gonna play some games!'' There's your sign. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:05 No.67341XXX File1279440346.jpg-(23 KB, 348x497, LisaLampanelli-DirtyGirl2007.jpg) ![]() Spent my Saturday night with a young, hot, sexy black thing... |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:09 No.67341XXXboy i sure would like a chicken sangwich |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:11 No.67342XXX File1279440705.jpg-(91 KB, 644x1420, 6x91z47.jpg) ![]() So there was an ad in the local paper about a free gaming machine. So I'm thinking more reason for me not to leave the house, right? |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:12 No.67342XXX File1279440728.jpg-(69 KB, 420x300, dave-chappelle-laugh-factory.jpg) ![]() So I was at my friend's house, smokin some weed and watching TV, when I saw he had a PS3. I asked him if he had any games. |
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Ash !!xijFE3hfSQZ 07/18/10(Sun)04:12 No.67342XXX>>67341189 |
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Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 07/18/10(Sun)04:12 No.67342XXX File1279440777.png-(287 KB, 367x336, colbert.png) ![]() Nation.... nation, please. If there's one thing I hate more than staring at a blank screen, it's playing a PS3 game. The PS3 has single-handedly attacked... our fine industry of gaming. Or should I say... no gaming? (eyebrow raised) Which brings me tonight's Word: |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:12 No.67342XXX File1279440777.jpg-(5 KB, 181x125, laughingman2.jpg) ![]() STOP OP OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:14 No.67342XXXXBOX 3SHITTY HAS NO GAMES AND YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE LOL |
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ALWAYS !!q5yFp22g1cC 07/18/10(Sun)04:15 No.67342XXXWell I'm done for the night. See ya first thing tomorrow morning /v/. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:17 No.67342XXX File1279441020.jpg-(33 KB, 400x393, morgan-freeman-2.jpg) ![]() I wish I could tell you that PS3 had games, and the /v/irgins let it be. I wish I could tell you that - but the vidya is no fairy-tale world. Some said that PS3 had games, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - PS3 owner's life consists of no games, and then more no games. Every so often, PS3 would come out with new movies. The blueray kept on coming - sometimes it looked like a PS3 owners enjoyed their console, sometimes not. And that's how it went for PS3 owners - that was their routine. I do believe these years were the worst for /v/irgins, and I also believe that if things continue on that way, this "4chan" will have got the best of them. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:18 No.67342XXX>>67342315 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:18 No.67342XXX File1279441108.jpg-(78 KB, 522x399, Rainbow Vomit.jpg) ![]() Oh god this thread is delicious. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:18 No.67342XXX File1279441112.png-(98 KB, 295x363, yotsuba wat.png) ![]() >>67342450 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:18 No.67342XXX>>67342199 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:20 No.67342XXXIf this gets archived I'm never coming back. |
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Tom !1.GiSoundE 07/18/10(Sun)04:20 No.67342XXX File1279441256.jpg-(30 KB, 400x600, 400px-Ron_White_5.jpg) ![]() I got thrown out of a Gamestop in New York City, Now when I say I got thrown out, They didn't tell me to get out and we walked to the door together and say goodbye everyone I got to go. 3 nerds threw me out of a New York GameStop for saying ''The PS3 HAS NO GAMES''. I get out in the Parking lot and the Policemans tells me ''Mr.White you are being charged for being Drunk in GameStop,'' I went ''Hey hey hey, I was trying to prove to them the ps3 has no games they were lieing, arrest them.'' The policeman asked me if I had any aliaces I went ''yeah, they call me XxTaterScotchxX''. 10 years Later I'm handcuffed to a bench in new york with blood coming out of my mouth being asked ''Are you Ron ''XxTaterScotch'' White?'' I said Yup ya caught me. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:21 No.67342XXX File1279441265.jpg-(67 KB, 600x450, what the fuck ever, bro.jpg) ![]() >>67342730 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:22 No.67342XXX>>67342730 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:23 No.67343XXX File1279441425.jpg-(23 KB, 353x344, 12716284055.jpg) ![]() >>67342914 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:24 No.67343XXX File1279441471.jpg-(122 KB, 489x321, samuelljackson.jpg) ![]() SAY NO GAMES AGAIN. SAY NO GAMES AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKER. SAY NO GAMES ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXX File1279441500.jpg-(25 KB, 400x322, 1279436903684.jpg) ![]() This thread is absolutely breathtaking. |
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Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXX File1279441523.jpg-(8 KB, 480x360, ellen.jpg) ![]() So I, uh, went out to the store last week to buy one of them Playstation 3s, yeah, yeah, and I was at the cashier checking it out, and, heh, I asked him what kind of games I could buy for it, and, um, he just stared at me, and said this here Playstation 3 has no games. Go figure, huh? Heh, yeah, so how about them Personal Computers? |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXXoh god oh god my sides oh god |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXX>>67343063 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXX File1279441543.jpg-(18 KB, 444x361, 1278473722284.jpg) ![]() heh hehe heh. hey beavis. PS3 sux, heheh heh. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXX File1279441547.jpg-(19 KB, 320x292, 1269245575765.jpg) ![]() >>67343006 |
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d~( ' w ' )~b !!34XEmSSuMxG 07/18/10(Sun)04:25 No.67343XXXwow... I read a lot of them in their voices. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:26 No.67343XXX File1279441565.png-(106 KB, 222x205, this guy races cars but he hat(...).png) ![]() The PS3 is a marvelous device, not only can it play movies, it can also play games! We've had a little argument here at the studio about the games it can play however...we haven't found A SINGLE GAME! |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:26 No.67343XXX>>67337808 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:27 No.67343XXX File1279441624.jpg-(32 KB, 500x329, nowthisispodracing.jpg) ![]() daniel tosh is the new dane cook |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:27 No.67343XXX>>67343153 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:27 No.67343XXX File1279441670.jpg-(205 KB, 800x777, attell-784888.jpg) ![]() You're thinking I like to play games on my PS3; I hear it all the time. "Dave, you probably play PS3 games." "What?" "Well, you talk about playing games so you probably are! You probably secretly want to play PS3 games all day!" And I say, "Listen, Voice In My Head...I do not." "How do you know you wouldn't like it? How do you know you wouldn't love it?" I know I wouldn't like it or love it, because the PS3 has no games |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:27 No.67343XXX File1279441676.jpg-(13 KB, 308x450, henry-rollins-9ceda.jpg) ![]() >>67334682 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:28 No.67343XXX>>67342568 |
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Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 07/18/10(Sun)04:29 No.67343XXX>>67343006 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:29 No.67343XXXneeds moar andrew dice clay |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:29 No.67343XXX File1279441774.png-(4 KB, 184x211, 1270948743770.png) ![]() >>67343380 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:30 No.67343XXX>>67343353 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:30 No.67343XXX File1279441832.jpg-(38 KB, 364x366, 1278617249864.jpg) ![]() dang it bobbeh |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:31 No.67343XXX File1279441891.jpg-(27 KB, 460x299, micheal westons famous shades.jpg) ![]() >>67343006 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:31 No.67343XXX File1279441912.jpg-(40 KB, 208x305, dos-equis-stay-thisty.jpg) ![]() I don't always play games. |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:32 No.67343XXX File1279441921.gif-(66 KB, 450x338, Beavis_and_Butt-head.gif) ![]() >>67343153 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:32 No.67343XXX>>67343644 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:34 No.67343XXX>>67337808 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:36 No.67343XXXrequesting gilbert gotfried |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:37 No.67343XXX>>67343344 |
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Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 07/18/10(Sun)04:38 No.67344XXX File1279442288.jpg-(3 KB, 103x126, jon_stewart.jpg) ![]() Welcome to the Daily Show, my name is Jon Stewart. My guest tonight: author of the best-selling auto-biography "I have no games and I Must Play", Playstation 3. But first, we bring you to Senior Trolling Correspondant Hideo Kojima. Hideo? |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:38 No.67344XXX>>67343961 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:38 No.67344XXX>>67340772 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:38 No.67344XXX File1279442315.jpg-(75 KB, 500x500, 1279157089730.jpg) ![]() >>67343357 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:38 No.67344XXXDo a Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor please. |
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Tom !1.GiSoundE 07/18/10(Sun)04:38 No.67344XXX File1279442339.jpg-(22 KB, 400x300, kyle_dunnigan2.jpg) ![]() Well we go to the gamestop |
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Gardevoir !KCXPfkLQ3. 07/18/10(Sun)04:41 No.67344XXX>>67343961 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:41 No.67344XXX>>67342450 |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:43 No.67344XXX File1279442639.jpg-(67 KB, 472x594, Comedy+Central+Roast+Bob+Saget(...).jpg) ![]() THE PS3 ONCE RAPED A GIRL IN 1992, AND IT HAS NO GAMES |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:45 No.67344XXX File1279442741.jpg-(19 KB, 240x320, luke cage mustafa.jpg) ![]() Dear /v/, |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:45 No.67344XXXDo Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Billy Connolly |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:46 No.67344XXXWHERE THE FUCK IS LOUIS CK ONE? |
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Anonymous 07/18/10(Sun)04:47 No.67344XXX File1279442862.jpg-(19 KB, 274x316, kramer.jpg) ![]() >>67344542 |