Ok guys, I have to confess. I fucked up bad. So there I am, sitting on my couch, starting to fap to nothing really. I've had 4 beers prior, yet I don't know if it directly relates to my incident. But anyway, I start having some kind of fantasy where Jade Redmond and I are both naked in her room. Now I have fucked up fantasies, and I don't ask me how I thought up Jade with this. So in my fantasy, she gets up and tells me to follow her to her closet. We get to the closet and she picks out a bunch of clothes and sets them on her bed. She then forces me to put the clothes on, I'm like, "wut", but I do so as if I don't have any will. I have some weird ass fetishes. So it feels awkward, wearing Jade's clothes and she makes me put on her panties first, and then one of her bras, and gives me some magical fake tits. Then she gives me a long brown skirt and brown shirt. Then she makes me wear these fucking high heels. This entire time, I'm like, "what the fuck?" So then she gives me some wig to make my hair out to look just like hers. And then some weird makeup, I kept masturbating harder and harder. Then she whips out her dick, and then I'm really like, "WHAT THE FUCK?" and forces me to suck on it. She makes me suck on it harder and harder, the whole time yelling, "I BOUGHT YOUR GAME JADE, I BOUGHT YOUR GAME!". I then proceeded to explode(IRL) all over like the fist of god. Then I had the same fantasy 2 hours later for some reason, same thing happened.
What the fuck did you do Jade? YOU FUCKING BRAINWASHED ME JADE.
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:38 No.17623241I lol'd |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:38 No.17623243Oh god what the fuck? |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:39 No.17623255Assassin's Creed turns men into homosexuals! |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:39 No.17623280YOUR GAME FEELS SO GOOD |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:39 No.17623283I made my cousin lick my butthole once and I thought it'd be funny if he tasted my poo so I tried to shit a little while his tongue was on the hole and I didn't know I had diarreah so it violently squirted all over his face and he told my mom and she beat me |
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ACE 2492 - 5576 - 0792 07/14/08(Mon)01:39 No.17623300>>17623162 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:40 No.17623303>>17623255 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:40 No.17623326 File :1216014036.jpg-(106 KB, 550x707, jade.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:40 No.17623331cool story bro |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:41 No.17623377IT WAS JUST LIKE THIS, ONLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WAS THE REAL JADE. |
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MAN OF THE YEAR 07/14/08(Mon)01:42 No.17623399>>17623283 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:42 No.17623411Wow... |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:43 No.17623457Damn you Jade, I knew you wanted us to buy your game so you could buy hour games, you shemale whore. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:44 No.17623485>weird ass fetishes |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:46 No.17623546>>17623485 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:46 No.17623563roasting in epic bed |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:47 No.17623627Somehow, I doubt this is copy pasta. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:48 No.17623671cool story bro |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:49 No.17623707somebody plz archive this. 11/10 for orginality |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:49 No.17623710>>17623326 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:50 No.17623773isn't she half chinese or something |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:51 No.17623784 File :1216014673.jpg-(4 KB, 90x128, 1212111449932.jpg) ![]() this thread |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:51 No.17623794Jade on Jade action, that would be nice. But wouldn't I have to buy 2 copies of Assassin's Creed? Well, at least I have a christmas present for my little brother. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:51 No.17623811http://youtube.com/watch?v=ntvbuP7sTH8 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:52 No.17623840How do you suck and yell? |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:53 No.17623885>>17623840 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:54 No.17623928This is tame by /d/ standards. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:54 No.17623936 File :1216014899.gif-(21 KB, 320x240, 1210042197610.gif) ![]() OP that was prolly an elaborate lie, but i love you man |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:55 No.17623938>>17623840 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:56 No.17623978>>17623840 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:56 No.17623990I'm probably going to do this again, maybe even tonight, but atleast now that I'm sober I can make it so she's the one sucking and I'm the one who's yelling the game. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:57 No.17624034>>17623936 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:57 No.17624048i would seriously do anything jade told me to if i just got to touch her body. fuck im seriously in love with her and its pathetic. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:58 No.17624085>>17624048 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)01:59 No.17624124>>17624085 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:01 No.17624181Its Raymond |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:02 No.17624238feels good man |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:04 No.17624301Make this a Jade image thread to enhance the fantasy. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:05 No.17624356![]() >>17624301 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:08 No.17624466 File :1216015729.jpg-(229 KB, 480x720, Jade4.jpg) ![]() look at that white coat who is she trying to fool? is she trying to be a scientist or something? |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:11 No.17624565Somebody has to draw Jade with a cock, the shock value would be immense. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:13 No.17624640>>17623283 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:13 No.17624651Anyone got a pic of jades feet? |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:14 No.17624679 File :1216016061.png-(36 KB, 129x141, feelsgoodman.png) ![]() >>17624238 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:14 No.17624701>>17624651 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:15 No.17624719Now I'm going to fap to the same thing... |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:16 No.17624775>>17624719 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:17 No.17624816>>17624775 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:18 No.17624845>>17624651 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:19 No.17624929>>17624845 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:21 No.17625015>>17624466 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:22 No.17625035 File :1216016554.jpg-(21 KB, 476x360, n514430969_63787_2196.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:26 No.17625177>>17625035 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:27 No.17625248>>17625177 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:28 No.17625270>>17625248 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:28 No.17625281>>17624640 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:28 No.17625288She's really cute, and she's done a lot of credible work in the game industry. This you cannot deny. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:31 No.17625397>>17625288 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:34 No.17625525Archive please this shit. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:38 No.17625681Wow, this shit has already been copy pasta'd on /r9k/. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:44 No.17625925>>17625789 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:46 No.17626005 File :1216018006.jpg-(18 KB, 240x180, 1195978209856.jpg) ![]() Christ I lol'd |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:47 No.17626047>>17626005 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:48 No.17626070>>17624124 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:52 No.17626227I want some art of Jade Redmond and her cock, and I want it now |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:53 No.17626271/v/ banned the drawfags remember? |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:53 No.17626273>>17626070 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:53 No.17626279I hate myself for lol'ing. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:55 No.17626376>>17626273 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:57 No.17626442 File :1216018658.jpg-(16 KB, 276x400, ShouldNotWant.jpg) ![]() >Then she whips out her dick, and then I'm really like, "WHAT THE FUCK?" and forces me to suck on it. She makes me suck on it harder and harder |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:58 No.17626473>>17626376 |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)02:58 No.17626485She's not even that good looking, goddamn this shit ruining my vidya industry. |
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Anonymous 07/14/08(Mon)03:01 No.17626576http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUp1Cg0-fE&feature=related |