he's here ray

he I wanna show you something in the fridge

>>122456933
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Quickly to the kitchen!

NOPE NOPE! to the freezer with you!

That guy looks like he needs to chill out.

If this is the game I think it is I would always lock his ass in the freezer.

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who locked him in the freezer.

Where are you GOING, Stanley?

Isn't this tomb raider?

If so, this guy died a thousand deaths

TO THE FREEZER WITH YOU!

>2011
>Not keeping your butler in the fridge

ISHYGDDT

>>122457256
Thread over. Everybody go home and be family man.

tomb raider?
not sure...

What game this?

Heh i was listening this maroon 5 song earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIjVuRTm-dc

The water at the start gave me this huge flashback to the tomb raider 2 pool in her house.
Those were some great games back in the day, don't understand why they totally changed the playstyle on the ps3 one, it's awful.

>>122457352
Hahaha.
Apparently almost everyone did it.

>>122457256

yeah it's, Tomb Raider.

GET IN HERE FELLOW DUBSMEN

TR2

>butler creeping up on you in the maze
>mfw

>>122456933
What game is this? Guys What!

It's funny how everyone instinctively locked that guy up in the freezer.

I enjoyed locking him in the freezer more than the actual game

Oh god the nostalgia.
It like I can hear it in my head.
His "ooooh, eeeh", the teacups moving and the fucking sound of him farting around me.

AND HIS FUCKING FACE THROUGH THE FREEZER DOOR

>>122457506
I'm pretty sure everyone who played the game did that. We wanted to kill him and since bullets couldn't do it, closing him in the freezer was the next best thing.

LOCK HIM IN THE FREEZER

>Everyone locked him in the freezer, while i tried to tease the sexy man

>in labyrinth
>hear tea cups
>what, I thought I stored that fucker in the freezer
>run around try to find a way out
>tea cups
>tense up as shit so I don't get startled if he'd find me
>tea cups
>can't find the exit
>panic
>teacups
>moaning
>panic moar
>run outside of the labyrinth screaming
>run to the fridge and wait
>Fuck that old shit, when he arrives here I'll lock him up
>wait a for almost a minute
>maybe I'll open up the freezer already
>old man in freezer
>I don't know what the fuck is going on
>exit game
>turn off computer
>burn HDD
>throw it out the window
>burn house down
>kill myself

the creepy noise of the rattling plater getting closer.

insta-nope

>>122457492
>i was listening this maroon 5 song earlier.

>>122456933
Fuck everything THAT BUTLER was the scariest thing in any video game just because he's so damn creepy and slowly YET SURELY follows you everywhere and will never die. Ever.

I definitely had to lock him in the freezer just for peace of mind whenever goofing around the home. But I knew he was still there. Like an ancient evil waiting to be released...

TO THE FRIDGE. NOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef6qgh3Lw5w

>Lock butler in the freezer
>Wander around outside into the garden maze
>Get lost in it
>Shuffle
>Shuffle
>Shuffle

What was actually the point of Lara's home, i remember i did the maze and then runned back like a madman for the secret door, but there was nothing there besides a pretty aquarium.
I've always thought it was probably just to bullshit around a bit.

*fart* Ooooh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjqRYpIwnB8

I don't remember him looking quite so much like a grotesque, ghastly gargoyle.

Then again, he was in the fridge most of the time.

>>122457671

Can you not read?


I'd always break my legs in the mansion...The maze was fun.

>>122457914
OH GOD, I THOUGHT SO TOO!

>>122458057
Basic training of the controls?
Like an interactive tutorial.

>>122457972
Speaking of this game, how did you open the door with the ATV/canoe? I got in once, but I don't remember how.

Also, anyone else remember that secret room with the fireplace? You had to activate a switch and run across the room before the bookcase closed again.

>See picture
>Instantly reminded of a freezer but can't remember why
>Entire thread is about locking him in a freezer

i never liked the actual levels that followed after the house. it was much more fun to goof around in the parqour(?) and stuff.

I have tears of fear and agony while thinking of the sounds he make while struggling to keep up.

Rank em /v/.

Tit size is not a criteria

>>122458354
can't deny dat boat level

>>122458207

yeah the secret room held all the treasures from previous games in tomb raider. that, and there was a t rex head mounted above the fireplace lol.

Can we all agree that tomb raider 2 was the best out of the series, closely followed by 1.
Start of the game instantly run for water because you are afraid of tigers, good times.

I can only remember these games vaguely. Causing much rage as a child..

DINOSAURS

GIANT MONKEYS

TIGERS

DOGS

BITCH THAT SPEWS FLAMES

MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLS YOU WITH 1 HIT

THOSE RAMP JUMPS

THAT DRAGON

THE FUCKING MULTI ARMED BOSS WITH TONS OF SWORDS

These games were hard as fuck.

>>122458732
Anniversary was really good even if it was just a remake

>>122458732
Yes. I personnaly loved the underwater levels with the huge sunken boats and submarines.
Do you guys remember the first underwater level ? with the sharks in the middle of the ocean.

>>122459242
Yeah. Get past the sharks. Get into the base. Climb up a ladder.. jump over some ramps..

I can remember it somewhat. It was soooo long ago though.

I just loved cruising around with the quad.

Anyone know of a good working torrent? I want to run around the mansion some more.

Tomb Raider 2 scared me more then resident evil does, the moment a tiger jumps out of nowhere with that loud realistic roar, that's not good for my heart.

The first few Tomb Raider's were on PC right? I can't imagine the controls being even usable on keyboard.

>>122459769
You got used to it really. I remember playing them pretty well with just keyboard. The first one starts off in like.. an ice cave with wolves and bats right?

>>122459242

oh god i hates those levels lol. they just felt too cramped. i will say though some of the levels really made your blood flow when you were swimming away and avoiding sharks and huge fucking eels.

personally i liked to tibet levels, and venice is still my all time favorite
>dat venice violins song

>>122459902
Aw yeah that ancient cave civilization in Peru with that cutscene where she leaps down from the bigass gate and starts killing wolves.

>>122459902
Don't forget that brown bear, don't forget him.

>>122460018
Tomb Raider games got me into Vivaldi.

Worst levels by far were those floating islands levels.

Fuck them.

I remember some annoying kid on a skateboard wielding Uzis or some shit.

Am I imagining stuff or.. did it really happen?

>>122460038
Damn, that's right. Awesome stuff.

And a couple of levels later there was that t-rex. Fuck that made me scared.

>>122460243
One of the final bosses of the first game.

YOU SHOOTAN AT ME, YOU SHOOTAN AT ME? THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE YOU MUST BE SHOOTAN AT ME

>>122460287

Well there were 2 trex's in the first level.

>>122460018
Ah yes.. Venice..

That fucking dog. That fucking guy with the Magnum. The guys in that mansion. That moment where suddenly MOTHERFUCKERS COME JUMPING THROUGH THE WINDOW OH GOD OH SHIT

>>122460018
Venice was amazing. Great stuff.

I do not know a single person who did NOT lock this fucker up in the fridge.

>>122460488
Same here. Even my dad did it. He taught me how to do it.

>mfw he is dead now
>mfwihnf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uv0CIafQNw&feature=related

I remember this one level from when i was young.
You were in this very large room which was connected to other rooms who were all deadly puzzles, and when you solved one one of the locks on a final door opened or somthing. Also it involved some big apelike monsters i think maybe it were the yetis i don't remember.
I remember also a door with multiple locks in the venice levels but that's not the one i mean though.

ah shit this thread...I lol'd a bit too hard. You fags.

>>122460591
Same here bro.
Used to play those Tomb Raider games together all the time.

Amazing time.

>>122460701
Yup. I remember that too bro. Fucking yetis or some shit with cages and what not in a huge open space.

>>122460038
Lara was coolest in the first game

Fucking killed Bigfoot and blew up Atlantis

>mfw i have the official strategy guide for TR2 under my desk right now. old as fuck.

>>122460396
Are you sure?

I remember entering some prehistoric setting around probably the third or fourth level. First some smaller dinosaurs which are killed pretty easily, when suddenly that giant motherfucker appears.

Seriously do you know of ONE person that didn't lock him in the freezer ?

>>122461148
I'm SO fucking sure that freezer was designed solely for that purpose.

>Dat level at the mansion with fucking soldiers and dogs everywhere

>>122458477
I think you can start to see where the series began to go to shit by looking at the cover.
As soon as it transitions to DARK and EDGY that's the point.

>>122460347
Never made it to the final levels.

I remember some cheat where you have to enter your inventory, turn around a couple of times and jump forwards (or was it backwards?), which made you skip to the next level.

Tried to get to the final level that way and I remember that around the last level the design would turn completely satanic.

Scared the shit out of me.

>>122460212
I'm ashamed to say that playing Tomb Raider when I was young made me get interested in ancient history and archaeology

>see picture
>immedietly think of Tomb Rader and being creeped out

oh god, this is literally the only thing i remember from ever playing the games. Jesus, why did you have to remind me of this?

This level was freaking scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9nbloKlYAI&feature=related

>see a tomb raider thread
>panic my reply won't be in time before the thread 404s
>already 68 replies
the series deserves some love.
especially the music.
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzCNhQpN4sA

why aren't there more old stocksounds in games?

>/v/
>Not keeping their butler on the fridge

>>122461399
Aw man that cheat, I used it so much towards the end

Tomb Raider IV was the best one.
Them almost invincible skeletons, man. Shit freaked me out as a kid.

>>122457365

Mah nigga.

Remember the pleasure of pixel perfect jumps on a void full of pain and monsters ?
I sure do, god bless save games.

Oh god. Did everyone lock him in the freezer? I love you guys.

>>122461378
While those ones are the worst it started to decline after 3 when Eidos was just shitting them out willy nilly.

Locked the bastard in the fridge.

>This thread

Games like these is what a kid should really grow up with.

Mechanically very hard but solid. When you beat the game, you felt VICTORIOUS and on top of the world.

>>122461524
I don't remember how she ended up on these floating islands and what happens next.

>tomb raider 1
>first chapter
>locked in a fucking tomb
>suddenly vegetation and weird noises
>"I don't like this..."
>MOTHERFUCKING VELOCIRAPTORS
>"NOP-wait, I can handle them, man the fuck up me !"
>find a secret underwater passage
>come out in front of a huge hollow space full of vegetation
>proceed
>suddenly a MOTHERFUCKING T-REX OUT OF NOWHERE
>"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE"
>run toward my hole
>proceed to waste days going in and out that hole slowly killing the T-Rex using pistols
Fuck, I miss getting scared at vidya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkMaCLPbC0I

>>122461889
4th was just as solid as the first 3
>mfw level editor

>yfw in Tomb Raider 3 you finaly got a pistol at Lara's Home and the first thing you do is shoot the fucker, but he defend's himself with the tray

I stopped playing after Last Revelation, what happened to her after that cliffhanger shit and her possessed mentor?

If you didnt lock this old freaky git in the freezer, you arent human.

>>122461524
Dat inventory.
Dat 'aha'.

I remember collecting those secret thingies.. they were in the shape of.. dragons? Yes?

Also fucking piranhas. Quick sand. TIGERS OH SHIT GET IN THE WATER. Etc.

I remember a level where you start underwater but I never understood what the fuck to do and kept drowning. I saw a hatch on a submarine but shit would not open. Note I was like 9 or something and didn't know a lick of english.

>"I'M GOING TO RIDE A BICICLE MADE OF YOUR NIGHTMARES INTO YOUR ASSHOLE."

I never had any of these, feels bad man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V5kREBCnJXQ#t=740s
Possible reference?

>>122462674

>Approach minotaur statue

>Explodes into alien machine gun wielding bio-weapon.


JESUS CHRIST WE'RE THE PRIMITIVES!

MAKE IT FUCK ITS SHOOTING FEMURS AT ME!

>>122460488
I never locked him up because I never played this game

one of the advantages of being born in 2000

I bought the three Tomb Raider games on Steam a couple months ago, started with Anniversary and it's a remake, right?

It'd be cool if they released the other games on Steam, I guess I could get them on play.com though, I remember playing the 2nd and 3rd games before.

>>122462674
Anonymous, after all these years you still manage to daze me...

>>122463135
Fine, don't imbed when it has specified time.
"Fallout: New Vegas - Side Quests - Pheeble Will and Beyond the Beef"

>>122462426
Don't know, but apparently everyone thought that she was dead in part 5 (chronicles), but at the end of the game she gets found again, but even that game ends without any further details.

>dat overly elaborate animation for getting a key out of your pack only to hear NO

Aw man Last Revelation

>bad guy is fucking Set
>what do?
>SUMMON HORUS

Is there a hires texture mod for TR2?

I want a hires texture mod for TR2.

>>122463839

I laughed at that in Anniversary, other games just have a negative buzz or a "I can't use that now." but she just goes "No."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWsICxqgt5w&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuFr7oQ75wc&feature=related

>>122463839
>Lara finaly tries the key
>Lara's face when

>>122462674

>RAAAAAAARRRGGH!
>HORRAAAAAAAWRGH!
>AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>RAAAAAAAAARGH!
>HROOOOOAAAWRGH!
>ROOOOOOOOOAAAAWGH!
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


It was like the yeti from Ski-free except this time I couldn't ski away.

This thread is cold-blooded.

sup' guys, just reminding you that i'm the new lara.

i'm now more gritty and realistic wooman.
i just frail and weak so need strong military man with gun to protect me.
my moans from falling/gags from drowning give you erections.

Is Tomb Raider the only series you won't be accused of being gay for playing as a female?

>>122464432
And dying sadly.

It was a great nostalgia thread.

>>122464683
Tomb Raider has been rebooted like three times already and each time Lara and the story gets progressively worse

>>122464752
Everyone loved her boobs and she was even used as an advertising tool because of them so I guess so.

>>122464683
Meh, I think I could still enjoy it.

Not really as a Tomb Raider game though, of course.

>>122464683
Can you link me to that trailer again?

This image is like the perfect underage test.

If you dont know what this is from, you are underage cancer.

>>122464752
>be accused of being gay for playing as a female

People who say that are the real faggots.
Just play as whoever you want and fuck the haters.

> he comes.jpg
in the fridge with you

>>122464888

Trips speak the truth.

>>122456933
I killed him in the training mode.
Took some time, but it was worth it.

I never played this game...explain this guy to me and the locking in freezer?

...though, he does look creepy and I do feel a urge to put him someplace where he cant get out.

>mfw he starts shuffling against the door making noises

>>122464860
And ironically she's still probably one of the better female characters in vidya than the try-hard I AM WOMYN ones today.

>>122465303
Or you could use the all weapons cheat and blow him up in one shot.

Also. I think this thread is archive worthy:
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>122465509
I second that.

What game was it where there was like a retarded Lara version of SA-X chasing you around and you got to play as it?

Anniversary man. I fucking loved that game. It got the creepy, solitary atmosphere from the first few games perfectly.

>Dat massive, epic room in Romes dungeon branching off into smaller puzzle rooms and had those creepy howling and whistling noises.

>>122465303
Since noone asks, i will glady deliver.
You have to go slowly and keeping him always in sight until you are right next to the "crawling passage" where the guns are located.
Get the guns as fast as possible.

Lock and load - fire. Geaser is dead.

then he respawns with armor - as its supposed to happen when you reach the guns

>Friends saying "If you press <button combo> Lara strips naked and rides the nearest animal"
>Actually dumb enough to try it

good times

I was tempted to get these on PSN just earlier today.

>>122466257
NUDE RAIDER

>>122465318
Listen.
You are a lady, ok?
A fine and classy young lady. Who happens to be locked in a lonely manor with a butt-ugly fucker like the gentleman in the OP's image.
At first the guy seems nice with his tea offer and so on, ok?
There should be no problem, amirite?
Well... actually, it's not like that.

Soon you realise that his kindness is a mere act, and that he is plotting for something.
You realise that all the weapons in the manor are locked somewhere, and that you cannot reach them.
All your treasures, all your money seem to have disappeared somewhere and the only way to get them seems to wander in a strange labyrinth where you could get lost and then...
and then...

And that's not all: the motherfucker is stalking you around: he follows you everywhere, even in your bedroom, even in the bathroom.

>"Want some tea, what about some tea, hurrrrrrrrrrrr"

All.
Day.
Long.

>"tea tea tea durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

All.
Day.
Long.

Got it now?
It's not about sadism or whatever, it's about survival.
And the ridiculous thing is that people still ask themselves why should Lara go treasure hunting in the most dangerous and forgotten crypts of the Earth.
Without even considering the alternative.

>"have some tea have some tea hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

>>122466257
*boom*
Fuck, I cried the first time because some faggot swapped the codes to skip a level and the one to make her explode.

>>122464189
Holy shit that looks just like that level in Uncharted 2.

I remember there was some dumb as fuck rivalry between Tomb Raider and Perfect Dark for some reason, like I remember seeing fan art of Joanna punching Lara in the face.

>>122466474
Oh yeah, the cheat that made her explode.

Can only imagine what would have happened if I used it accidentally.

>>122457181
Holy shit you fucking got me ahhahahahahahaha

>>122466748
you have to put yourself in the mindset of the time, mid to late 90's

Lara was ridiculously popular, to the point where she was appearing in fucking commercials for soda and cars, any other game with a female protagonist was gonna have to get past her as numbah 1 queen bitch of the vidya

>>122466278

how do these play on PS3? are they upscaled for HD tvs?