/TG/ Tell me the tale of Crazy Hassan. Camel salesman of the frozen tundra.
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)21:51 No.9575098Hassan sell camel cheap for you! This camel, he only driven by little old lady on weekends, very dependable like, he great match to you! |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)21:59 No.9575197The Crazy Hassan family has run for generations. I fully intend to buy geneticly enhanced desert grox from Crazy Hassanius in my next DH session. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:00 No.9575222intro to this video |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:03 No.9575256>>9575234 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:03 No.9575261>>9575234 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:09 No.9575370Crazy Hassan refuses to use Wacky waving inflatable armed tube men at his camel lot because they remind him of a man who once choked his sister. true story. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:16 No.9575487CRAAAAAAAAAAZY bump |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:16 No.9575495>>9575234 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:22 No.9575603I once went to Crazy Hassan to buy Beast of burden for the snowy treacherous journey ahead. I suggested possibly an alpacca would be best considering the weather. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:25 No.9575641I once went to crazy Hassan's... |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:31 No.9575738There is a Crazy Hassan's in the Elemental Chaos. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:34 No.9575786The desert nomads whisper that Crazy Hassan has read from the pages of the dread Necronomicon, and that his camels are not what they seem. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:50 No.9576066... so crazy hassan is the mad arab monk from the al azif? holy shit this is so gonna get spun into a game plot. |
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Alpharius 05/02/10(Sun)22:52 No.9576089>>9576066 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:56 No.9576146COME TO CRAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM FOR ALL YOUR USED CAMEL NEEDS! |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:57 No.9576173>>9575786 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)22:59 No.9576200>>9576146 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:02 No.9576257There was a bandit group, who used herds of camels strapped with explosives to cause massive terror in one of the towns isolated in the deep desert. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:04 No.9576281>>9575234 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:07 No.9576321>>9576257 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:07 No.9576335 File1272856046.png-(5 KB, 178x160, sweetesthing.png) ![]() >>9576257 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:08 No.9576371 File1272856131.jpg-(53 KB, 464x347, 1265229867848.jpg) ![]() >>9576257 |
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Captain Baha 05/02/10(Sun)23:09 No.9576394I have never met this Crazy Hassan, but I have met a son of his: Crazed Nassah. He's actually pretty normal. He sells perfectly normal camels, slightly used, but not too much. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:11 No.9576420 File1272856290.jpg-(97 KB, 640x480, 1258586959071.jpg) ![]() >>9576257 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:15 No.9576491>>9576420 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:16 No.9576514>>9576257 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:17 No.9576525>>9576491 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:18 No.9576541 File1272856693.jpg-(177 KB, 480x600, 1268632855988.jpg) ![]() >>9576491 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:39 No.9576910Amen, I say to you, I saw Crazy Hassan once. When I was a younger man, so many years ago he came to our village walking at the head of his camels. He set about to his works and raised his storefront just outside the village center and began to sell his wares. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:39 No.9576923>>9576910 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:42 No.9576965I love how /tg/ creates its characters. Bless you NerdMind. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:43 No.9576998 File1272858234.jpg-(7 KB, 135x167, Happy Titan.jpg) ![]() >>9576923 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:46 No.9577059 File1272858403.jpg-(44 KB, 300x400, 1267313282333.jpg) ![]() >>9576923 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:47 No.9577080>>9576491 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:48 No.9577098I saw the original Hussan post but didn't stay around. I didn't realise it had become full blown /tg/ canon over night. |
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Alpharius 05/02/10(Sun)23:50 No.9577128>>9576910 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:52 No.9577170 File1272858722.jpg-(23 KB, 241x283, 3 (35).jpg) ![]() >>9576923 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:53 No.9577193In the fleshmarkets, in the chambers of eunuchs, in the whorehouses and servants quarters and into the ears of the richest of noblemen it was whispered. The tale of the most black hearted slavemaster ever to walk the sands. It was said he was born without a soul and collected men to sell to the devil himself in return for one. It was said when his sons defied him, they were sold as eunuchs to the most twisted masters. It was said that when his daughters refused him, they were sold as whores to the darkest brothels in the most depraved cities. Is was said he was unkillable, though his body dripped in scars and wounds. |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:57 No.9577250Some say he can sell a camel with a single word. |
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Alpharius 05/02/10(Sun)23:57 No.9577259>>9577193 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:58 No.9577270>>9577098 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:58 No.9577276>>9577259 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:59 No.9577291>>9577276 |
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Anonymous 05/02/10(Sun)23:59 No.9577295>>9577259 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:00 No.9577301 File1272859219.jpg-(9 KB, 192x168, Thumbs up.jpg) ![]() >>9577270 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:00 No.9577303>>9577270 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:00 No.9577313>>9577259 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:01 No.9577317>>9577259 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:01 No.9577320>>9577270 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:01 No.9577326Crazy Hassan is now the name of every shopkeep in the desert ever. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:01 No.9577329>>9577313 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577361>>9577320 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577362>>9577326 |
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Alpharius 05/03/10(Mon)00:03 No.9577369>>9577329 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:04 No.9577401>>9577362 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:09 No.9577493"Your sword is buckled correctly, for once." |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:10 No.9577521>>9577401 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577533>>9577362 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:11 No.9577543~~Static~~ |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:13 No.9577562>>9577493 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:13 No.9577563Some say that if he comes within ten metres horse, it will immediately flee from him. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577586>>9577533 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577594>>9577563 |
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Alpharius 05/03/10(Mon)00:14 No.9577595Why is Crazy Hassan so awesome? |
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Anomynous 05/03/10(Mon)00:16 No.9577624rolled = |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:17 No.9577644>>9577595 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:19 No.9577675>>9577533 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577723But we don't NEED camels. We're underground! |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:22 No.9577732 File1272860565.jpg-(22 KB, 450x342, chronicles of riddick 3.jpg) ![]() >>9577644 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577741I want a camel now |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:23 No.9577746 File1272860589.jpg-(38 KB, 604x483, vtan.jpg) ![]() >>9577675 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:24 No.9577780>>9577741 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:25 No.9577803You need horse! Nonesense! Crazy Hassan sell you camel! Camel is good! They don't drink for days and some of them have all four legs! They is faithful companions. Look! He spit at you, he like you! |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:27 No.9577840>>9577780 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:28 No.9577850Crazy Hassan's gonna be the go-to NPC in any of my games where the players need a quick retreat. Underground dungeon, chased by Dragon? Crazy Hassan's just waiting outside with camels! In space, pursued by Cthonic horrors? There's Crazy Hassan amd his Camel-621 starships! |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:29 No.9577868I have a character like Hassan in my games. "Danny the Dwarf". |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:30 No.9577891>>9577850 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:31 No.9577919Crazy Hassan is now a recurring character in my games. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:32 No.9577922Crazy Hassan. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577938It was our good fortune to have found a native willing to talk to us, the rest had been quite difficult in the past days. I spoke through my interpreter, my only connection to the world of unexplained questions. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:33 No.9577947 File1272861203.jpg-(45 KB, 600x750, 633957314235024415-Enchantment.jpg) ![]() Enchantment!? |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:39 No.9578039>>9577543 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:44 No.9578159someone archive this... |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:47 No.9578217>>9578039 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:47 No.9578237Crazy Hassan a wandering Camel Salesmen and offensive stereotype. Hassan is vaguely Middle Eastern and dressed in robes, wearing a turban and fez hat. He’ll have set up his tent wherever the players have need of horses, even in other realms. Just look for the ostentatious streams of rope with colored flags. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:51 No.9578324>>9578237 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:54 No.9578396>>9578324 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:55 No.9578405"Let me tell you about Hassan. There was a time when I would only ride purebred Arabian Stallions. Thing change when you see a madman in the dessert doing Thriller with a herd of camels." |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:58 No.9578477Abbadon cackled insanely as he watched the Imperial Guard lines start to buckle under his assault. The waves upon waves of gibbering spawn, supported by his own chaos space marines was now unstoppable. The hidden Demolisher tanks had been dealt with already, he feared them no more. This was going to be his day. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578507>>9577850 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)00:59 No.9578526Can someone do Exalted Crazy Hassan? |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578532>>9575234 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:00 No.9578542 File1272862842.jpg-(304 KB, 1062x1510, freakingloveinternet1.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:01 No.9578576This thread better get archived on sup/tg/ when it gets close to dying |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:02 No.9578596>>9578477 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:03 No.9578604>>9578477 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:07 No.9578726A great fire had razed the port town. Nearly all ships had sunk, those still afloat were still burning. At first all seems lost, there is no way you're going to get across the ocean in time. Dejected you venture in to town where most of the buildings seem to have only minor damage. While looking for the taver you come across a familliar sight. Crazy Hassan's Used Camels. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:09 No.9578753I love you, /tg/. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:09 No.9578761>>9578726 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:09 No.9578768>>9578726 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:10 No.9578783>>9578761 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:15 No.9578909>>9578761 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:16 No.9578931The party had been wandering through the desert for days. Lured to the land of death and sun by the fortunes of Dead kings. They had found nothing. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:18 No.9578958The Oasis beauty thanks you for your selflessness and offers you food and board for the night at her and wishes you to meet her husband. Her skills on horseback and beyond compare and she leads you swiftly across the desert. In the distance you see a familliar sight. The flea ridden madman smiles widely, glints of silver flash in the hot sun. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:20 No.9578985>>9578958 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:20 No.9578999>>9578958 |
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Abdul Alhazred, the Mad Arab !Jagyd/33aU 05/03/10(Mon)01:21 No.9579005Camilla: You, sir, should buy a camel. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:21 No.9579012So far, we've got: |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:22 No.9579018>>9578985 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:22 No.9579040>>9579012 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:23 No.9579044>>9578999 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:24 No.9579068>>9579040 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:24 No.9579078What does Crazy Hassan's voice sound like? I imagine he sounds like Hank Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:25 No.9579098>>9579018 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:25 No.9579101>>9579012 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:26 No.9579113>>9579078 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:27 No.9579143>>9579078 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:29 No.9579177>>9579149 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:36 No.9579309>>9579294 |
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Kroot Houndmaster !neAe92srE6 05/03/10(Mon)01:37 No.9579328 File1272865041.jpg-(49 KB, 299x303, 1270950641674.jpg) ![]() rolled 45 = 45 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:37 No.9579335 File1272865056.jpg-(44 KB, 409x594, 1272864927891.jpg) ![]() >>9579294 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:38 No.9579349>>9579281 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:39 No.9579363 File1272865142.jpg-(71 KB, 684x1100, 5 (4).jpg) ![]() >>9579281 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:39 No.9579372 File1272865168.gif-(4 KB, 344x326, Oh god.gif) ![]() >>9579281 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:39 No.9579380 File1272865193.jpg-(52 KB, 409x594, 1272864927891.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:41 No.9579408>>9579335 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:42 No.9579424Crazy Hassan had a PhD in Nuclear Engineering and a master's in Administration of Justice. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:43 No.9579453 File1272865433.jpg-(6 KB, 200x126, n203291927866_1505.jpg) ![]() >>9579281 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:44 No.9579460>>9579078 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:53 No.9579636>>9579599 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:53 No.9579642Crazy Hassan and his slightly used camel emporium is now a meme. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:55 No.9579679>>9579642 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:55 No.9579685>>9579642 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:56 No.9579698archive plz. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:56 No.9579705 File1272866199.jpg-(30 KB, 287x400, CamelandCamelaccesories.jpg) ![]() I've been part of this since last night and I have just one request in exchange for my part in all this. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:56 No.9579710>>9579578 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)01:57 No.9579729"That one? She not for sale. New." |
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Writey McFagfag !!shyf4WGj3kA 05/03/10(Mon)01:58 No.9579735It had been days. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:01 No.9579785>>9579710 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:01 No.9579790>>9579685 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:01 No.9579799...I haven't even looked at a single other thread since I opened this thread. I've still got an unrefreshed tab open with timestamps from 22:00 onwards. |
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Commando Eth 05/03/10(Mon)02:01 No.9579801This shall be archived within the hour. Those of old and new must learn of the great Crazy Hassan. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:02 No.9579811>>9579735 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:02 No.9579813"Iiiiiiiits Camel Time!" |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:03 No.9579814Happy to have obliged you all, Hassan practically writes himself. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:03 No.9579826They reached the sea. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:05 No.9579850>>9579826 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:05 No.9579862>>9579826 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:06 No.9579865>>9579826 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:06 No.9579869>>9579826 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:06 No.9579870>>9579799 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:07 No.9579896 File1272866846.jpg-(57 KB, 375x300, 318959_1258766824889_375_300.jpg) ![]() >>9579785 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:08 No.9579906>>9579826 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:08 No.9579916>>9579906 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:08 No.9579920>>9579906 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:09 No.9579921>>9579906 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:09 No.9579922Man, I know it's early days, but I think Hassaan deserves a 1d4chan page. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:10 No.9579943>>9579922 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:11 No.9579951>>9579826 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:11 No.9579962Person who originally wanted to put Crazy Hassan into his temperate/cold setting here. You guys are dicks, my party goes to /tg/ so I can't really get the same effect out of it now. Ah well, I'll have to settle for 2 amazing threads. |
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The Goddamn Duck 05/03/10(Mon)02:12 No.9579979How did I miss this thread...? |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:13 No.9579991>>9579962 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:14 No.9580009>>9579962 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:14 No.9580016>>9579962 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:14 No.9580017>>9580009 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:16 No.9580038>>9579943 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:16 No.9580041Yeah, I might write one tomorrow. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:18 No.9580067>>9580016 |
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From Hell's Heart 05/03/10(Mon)02:22 No.9580121If it wasn't 7AM and I weren't in dire need of sleep, I'd writefag LaCroix opening the Ankaran Sarcophagus to find it filled with camels. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:23 No.9580144An enigma? A Universal singularity? A God? |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:30 No.95802271272868753386.jpg" target="_blank">1272868753.jpg-(44 KB, 300x400, shepherd-book_l.jpg)>>9580252 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:40 No.9580374>>9580343 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:41 No.9580379>>9580317 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:41 No.9580385>>9580317 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:42 No.9580406>>9580347 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:44 No.9580416HI! CRAZY HASSAN HERE WITH THE AQUA-CAMEL! |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:45 No.9580430>>9580416 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:45 No.9580435>>9580416 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:45 No.9580437>>9580379 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:46 No.9580446>>9580435 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:47 No.9580450>>9580416 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:48 No.9580470DG Friendly Eyes Only |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:50 No.9580487>>9580450 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:50 No.9580490>>9580343 |
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An0nymous !gkWeiOwuW2 05/03/10(Mon)02:51 No.9580502Hassan Dealer of Camels. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:52 No.9580511>>9580470 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:53 No.9580525>>9580502 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:54 No.9580528>>9580511 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:54 No.9580531>>9580511 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:55 No.9580546>>9580511 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:55 No.9580554> I officially have more camels than the men under my command have testicles. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)02:56 No.9580556>>9580312 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:25 No.9580870>>9580837 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:32 No.9580918>Hassan not on the front page |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:33 No.9580927>>9580918 |
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Leman Russ 05/03/10(Mon)03:34 No.9580933 File1272872068.jpg-(137 KB, 300x300, LR (11).jpg) ![]() >this whole thread |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:35 No.9580937shitty viral marketing |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:35 No.9580947Guidelines for using Crazy Hassan in your setting. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:36 No.9580950>>9580937 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:37 No.9580961>>9580947 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:39 No.9580971>>9580961 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:41 No.9580983 File1272872493.jpg-(13 KB, 190x200, egypt turban over tarbush.jpg) ![]() >-Hassan wears a Turban and a Fez at the same time. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:43 No.9580999So, would Crazy Hassan be a Godwalker for The Salesman in Unknown Armies? |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:44 No.9581003>>9580947 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:47 No.9581033>>9580999 |
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Mono 05/03/10(Mon)03:52 No.95810691272873582292.jpg" target="_blank">1272873582.jpg-(549 KB, 1980x1350, Crazy Hassan Desert.jpg)Reposting from earlier thread |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)03:59 No.9581122>>9581090 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)04:00 No.9581128>>9581111 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)04:09 No.9581194A long rattle of autogun fire sounded as the Acolytes sprinted away. At the front was Marakh, the lithe assassin doing as he always did and running the fastest when trouble arrived. Close behind were Ganth and Stig, the scum and guardsman respectively. Coran, their tech-priest, lay dead in the street far behind them. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)04:09 No.9581197>>9581160 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)04:10 No.9581209>>9581179 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)04:15 No.9581249>>9581194 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)04:19 No.9581278>>9581249 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)04:42 No.9581487Bumping to spread the message of Crazy Hassan. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)04:45 No.9581523Might as well give it a shot. Not like I have anything better to do at 4:34 in the morning. |
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Twilight / Merc 2000
/unscrup 05/03/10(Mon)04:53 No.9581610We were a full day’s drive outside of Basrah, and Brinks was patting a camel. Why he was doing it, I have no idea. Normally, the man was hostile to any and all lifeforms with a pulse. Yet there he was, M4 in one hand, camel hump in the other, saying something about sand... to the camel. Last time I checked there was nothing in that desert save for this old oil well, our platoon, and this damn camel. |
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/unscrup 05/03/10(Mon)04:54 No.9581621>>9581610 |
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/unscrup 05/03/10(Mon)04:55 No.9581630>>9581621 |
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/unscrup 05/03/10(Mon)04:57 No.9581642>>9581630 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:00 No.9581682>>9581642 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:01 No.9581704Crazy Hassan sells not mere camels, he sells friends for life. Kharn the Betrayer would choose one of Hassan's camels over Khorne- and the Blood God would understand. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:02 No.9581705>>9581523 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:04 No.9581728My next Dark Heresy campaign is now going to be the acolytes investigating Crazy Hassan for suspected warpcraft. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:06 No.9581758I swear that I will do my best from now on to somehow work Crazy Hassan into every setting I play. Because he deserves it. |
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Deadlands
Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:08 No.9581766So we were wanderin' through what was left of...I guess it used to be either California or Nevada. Enough Doomsayers around that it could have been either. Anyway, it doesn't matter. What matters is that we were out on the dry flats. Not quite desert, but...dry. And fucking awful in all regards. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:11 No.9581793I've heard Crazy Hassan has twelve toes, none of them originally his. |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:15 No.9581841>>9581766 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:18 No.9581859>>9581705 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:18 No.9581865You know, I suspect most of these stories were just made up by Hassan himself to sell camels. |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:20 No.9581877>>9581841 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:25 No.9581919>>9581877 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:29 No.9581953"Brother scout, what is the meaning of this?" |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:30 No.9581962The squad made its way back the the tent. It was lavishly embroidered, and looked completely out of place in between the towering trees. Hestus pushed his way through the tent flap. On the shelves inside, there were all manner of merchandise. What looked like crude harnesses, dataslates on 'HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR USED CAMEL', brushes, even tubes of- |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:30 No.9581971What would Hassan do, if I bought his finest camel and had it butchered for fur, meat and fat for soap and alike. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:31 No.9581978>>9581971 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:32 No.9581981>>9581971 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:33 No.9581990>>9581971 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:36 No.9582012>>9581971 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:37 No.9582024I need flying camels, could hassan deliver such creatures of grace? |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:39 No.9582037>>9582024 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:39 No.9582044>>9582037 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:43 No.9582082Crazy Hassan - Good Trades for mercantile god! Camels for the sales stock! |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:46 No.9582114>>9582024 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:47 No.9582123>>9582024 |
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Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 05/03/10(Mon)05:48 No.9582133 File1272880107.jpg-(17 KB, 239x306, dean44.jpg) ![]() >>9582114 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:48 No.9582139>>9582114 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:48 No.9582144>A camel stared at Tellion. Tellion stared back. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:50 No.9582166>>9582123 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:51 No.9582167>>9582114 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:53 No.9582199>>9581962 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:55 No.9582222>>9582199 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:55 No.9582224>>9582199 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:57 No.9582241>>9581990 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)05:58 No.9582256>>9582224 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)06:01 No.9582279>>9582224 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)06:09 No.9582336 File1272881344.jpg-(259 KB, 720x1024, 1272798767903.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)06:11 No.9582356>>9582256 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)06:12 No.9582362>>9582256 |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)06:13 No.9582365Crazy Hassan will say anything to make a sale and everything he says turns out to be true. |
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Anonymous 05/03/10(Mon)06:15 No.9582387>>9582365 |