Okay /tg/. You wake up one day and find a space marine(or chaos marine if you're a chaosfag) standing at the side of your bed.
He kneels and swears unquestioning loyalty to you and only you.
You don't know how long this will last, could be a day, could be for the rest of your life.
So fa/tg/uys, what do you do with your new power armor clad, bolter armed buddy?
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:07 No.3158241powerfist handjob |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:08 No.3158242Play warhammer 40k |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:08 No.3158246I have sweaty man sex with him/it. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:10 No.3158255now neither of us will be virgins |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:11 No.3158267I use it as an all-purpose useful device. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:11 No.3158268OP's picture looks pretty BLOOM BLOOM BLOOM BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:11 No.3158269>>3158255 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:11 No.3158270GO TO MARS! |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:18 No.3158304>>3158235He kneels and swears unquestioning loyalty to you and only you. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:20 No.3158313Will he kill me when loyalty goes away? |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:21 No.3158318>>3158235 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:24 No.3158335>>3158321 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:38 No.3158382 File :1229078333.jpg-(46 KB, 300x347, Smile_for_the_camera_baby_by_I(...).jpg) ![]() >>3158304 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:49 No.3158413 File :1229078975.jpg-(215 KB, 600x808, Jam It In.jpg) ![]() >>3158382 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:50 No.3158417You wake up one day and find all hypothetical question based threads gone from /tg/ forever. |
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Waffle goes in every field in every field !vrJcJuXJ/g 12/12/08(Fri)05:54 No.3158430at 2pm, go to local mall and kill everyone he sees |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:57 No.3158441"OIE YA GIT!" |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:57 No.3158443I'd go hunting for emo kids and say they worship Chaos. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:57 No.3158444Teach me all he knows. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:59 No.3158449>>3158441 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)05:59 No.3158450I live a couple blocks away from a convention center that host f-cons. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:00 No.3158452First I tell him to hail Eris. Make him a real Chaos Marine. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:00 No.3158453>>3158417 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:00 No.3158454>>3158441 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:00 No.3158455>>3158382 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:02 No.3158461>>3158455 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:02 No.3158464Time to cleanse the unclean! |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:03 No.3158468>>3158461 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:03 No.3158471>>3158441 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:09 No.3158478I would make him play american football and make millions... |
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Bob 12/12/08(Fri)06:10 No.3158479>>3158471 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:11 No.3158483>>3158471 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:17 No.3158498>>3158483 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:20 No.3158511>>3158483 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:24 No.3158517>>3158461 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:24 No.3158520I'm imagining Assassin silently stalking his target, waiting for the opportune moment. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:24 No.3158522Shouldn't be Unlimi'ed Choppa Werks? |
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Captain Sage 12/12/08(Fri)06:26 No.3158528>>3158517 |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch£1SD-252-1296 12/12/08(Fri)06:37 No.3158563>>3158483 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:37 No.3158566In all honest? |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:40 No.3158582>>3158235 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:42 No.3158588>>3158563 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:43 No.3158598>>3158582 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:43 No.3158601>>3158563 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:43 No.3158604 File :1229082212.jpg-(44 KB, 500x399, Unyuufex4.jpg) ![]() Also Meanwhile, at a stately castle on the far side of town... |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:44 No.3158612>>3158588 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:46 No.3158621>>3158588 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:46 No.3158628>>3158601 |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch£1SD-252-1296 12/12/08(Fri)06:47 No.3158631>>3158601 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:49 No.3158641>>3158631 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:51 No.3158650Lancer should be Prince Yriel |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:55 No.3158666>>3158631 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)06:56 No.3158677>>3158641 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:00 No.3158686>>3158650 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:02 No.3158699>>3158686 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:04 No.3158718>>3158666 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:05 No.3158720>>3158699 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:06 No.3158729>>3158718 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:07 No.3158732DO TAU EVEN HAVE ANY CHARACTERS WHO ARE COOL ENOUGH TO USE AS A SERVANT? |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:09 No.3158737>>3158686A stylish badass who dislikes the prim and |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:09 No.3158741>>3158732 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:10 No.3158743>>3158732SERVANT |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:10 No.3158744>>3158732 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:10 No.3158746well I'm going to bed, I hope this thread stays alive for a day or two. |
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Bob 12/12/08(Fri)07:11 No.3158748>>3158604 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:12 No.3158753I sell him to the government, you know how much money you could get for a quite litterally one man army? |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:14 No.3158763Here's how I see it: |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:15 No.3158767>>3158763 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:18 No.3158773Loansharking. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:21 No.3158777Saber = Grey Knight = ExNemesisbur ! |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:21 No.3158779>>3158767 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:22 No.3158783Play 40k then get him to fetch me a ice cream... truck... then after my ice cream is all gone we shall rule the WORLD WITH A GIANT POWER GLOVE... then play some more 40k on the backs of our newly enslaved population. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:27 No.3158795>>3158763 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:27 No.3158797>>3158677 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:29 No.3158807>>3158797 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:48 No.3158863 File :1229086124.jpg-(31 KB, 459x535, 6lg.jpg) ![]() Menewhile, at a church where nothing evil could possibly be happening... |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:52 No.3158877Lancer is a necron lord. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:55 No.3158883 File :1229086516.gif-(33 KB, 800x800, CRYFACE.gif) ![]() >>3158863 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)07:56 No.3158887>>3158863 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:24 No.3158947 File :1229088282.jpg-(57 KB, 500x500, 1221482146876.jpg) ![]() After considering for a while, as great as Doomrider is, I think perhaps Shadowsun would be a better fit for Rider, as follows: |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:25 No.3158952>>3158947 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:27 No.3158958 File :1229088425.jpg-(130 KB, 800x800, 1221482427228.jpg) ![]() She watched as her master threw his sister to the bed. She watched as he removed her garments. She watched... |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:27 No.3158960>>3158952 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:29 No.3158967>>3158947 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:32 No.3158972>>3158960 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:33 No.3158975>>3158972 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:34 No.3158978.....ugh, this thread sure went downhill. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:34 No.3158979>>3158972 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:35 No.3158981>>3158979 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:38 No.3158988I order him to destroy everyone in Sydney. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:43 No.3158999>>3158988 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:46 No.3159011Because it is filled with latte swilling yuppie scum. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)08:49 No.3159028>>3158981 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:12 No.3159087Gilgamesh would be the younger Emperor himself. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:14 No.3159090HAWT GAY SEXIN |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:16 No.3159097>>3158235 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:16 No.3159098We travel the world together righting wrongs. And by righting wrongs I mean liberating lots of booze and not doing much else. We'll hit some clubs. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:20 No.3159101I'd prefer having Fabius Bile appearing. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:21 No.3159102WE GHOST RIDE THE LANDRAIDER! |
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Johnny Ridden 12/12/08(Fri)09:26 No.3159111he whould be by best friend forever! |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:28 No.3159114>>3159102 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:28 No.3159116Well, if we get to pick the Chapter, we get DRUNK AS FUCK and sing the songs of the Sons Of Russ. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:28 No.3159119>>3159111 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:29 No.3159122"Huh?" |
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Mr. Repost 12/12/08(Fri)09:35 No.3159134Karn could work better as berserker. |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:41 No.3159145I let my Iron warrior friend... |
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Johnny Ridden 12/12/08(Fri)09:41 No.3159147>>3159122 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:45 No.3159156 File :1229093114.jpg-(100 KB, 581x800, MasterBlaster.jpg) ![]() >>3159122 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)09:53 No.3159174>>3159158 |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)12:06 No.3159497I like this idea better then brighthammer |
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Anonymous 12/12/08(Fri)14:23 No.3160136I wish it was a Sister of Battle instead. |
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Phobonaut !tTBC.7oEaQ 12/12/08(Fri)14:44 No.3160240>>3158268 |