I was watching from my window when a black van dropped her off at the front door of the apartment building.
She tore the door off the hinges and went inside. That's when the screaming started.
I'm on the third floor. I think she's almost done with the first.
What do I do? I don't want to die, /tg/. I've... I've never fallen in love.
Help.
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:27 No.3095364Love... love can bloom. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:27 No.30953704 lines of coke and then jump out the window and aim for something soft. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:31 No.3095397She's on the second floor. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:32 No.3095406You can take her. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:34 No.3095418Don't worry, she doesn't look so tough. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:36 No.3095441Seduce her. The power of love is stronger than any chemical-induced frenzy could ever hope to be. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:36 No.3095442LOVE CAN BLOOM ON THIS BATTLEFIELD |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:37 No.3095444>She came out after him and impaled him on a fire hydrant. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:37 No.3095446>>3095348 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:38 No.3095449>>3095441 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:40 No.3095466HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:42 No.3095477Call S.T.A.R.S. They won't expect that. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:43 No.3095485The pleasures of thy self by far surpass the pleasures of the female form. You have lived a good life, may your death be prolonged and painful. |
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Mangysaurus !!X6z69cvOfjB 12/01/08(Mon)19:46 No.3095505>>3095444 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:48 No.3095524>>3095485 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:51 No.3095549>>3095524 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:54 No.3095566There are three possible ways out of this. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:54 No.3095567>>3095549 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:56 No.3095580Fap and hold it in until she gets to your room. When she comes into your apartment room. Bust a load all over her face. You're fucked regardless, but this way to get to get closer to love. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:58 No.3095601I'm huddled beside an air conditioner, on the roof, with my laptop. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)19:58 No.3095602>>3095580 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:02 No.3095624Remember your training? It's not THE WORLD, it's ZA WARUDO! |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:02 No.3095626>>3095601 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:02 No.3095632>>3095370 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:04 No.3095642>>3095601 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:08 No.30956741) Start climbing down the fire escape as she climbs up to the roof. Remain unseen, of course. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:10 No.3095689 File :1228180203.jpg-(63 KB, 600x600, Angry Perspective.jpg) ![]() <--- This is in the street below where I was going to jump. She's nearly at the roof now. What do I do /tg/? |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:13 No.3095707>>3095689 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:13 No.3095711>>3095601 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:13 No.3095712>>3095689 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:15 No.3095721>>3095707 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:15 No.3095725 File :1228180538.jpg-(53 KB, 684x473, slayers_xellos.jpg) ![]() You just need to speak the safeword, and she'll stop slaughtering everyone and become as harmless as a puppy. What? You want to know what the word is? Well, that... |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:16 No.3095734>>3095632 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:17 No.3095739>>3095689 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:18 No.3095743 File :1228180708.gif-(6 KB, 80x80, AngryHead.gif) ![]() DONT THINK I CANT SEE YOU ON THAT ROOF YOU FUCKING PUSSYSHIT!! |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:19 No.3095750>>3095712 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:22 No.3095766>>3095689 (Not me) |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:23 No.3095773Leyline Project Command: It was you who broke my mason plate. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:27 No.3095795>>3095766 |
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Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 12/01/08(Mon)20:32 No.3095815>>3095766 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:33 No.3095818GOODDAMNIT |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:33 No.3095823 File :1228181626.jpg-(79 KB, 225x823, FFFFFFFFFFFFFF copy.jpg) ![]() As Requested. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:34 No.3095825>>3095795 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:39 No.3095847 File :1228181963.jpg-(297 KB, 876x800, 1227260240850.jpg) ![]() grab a bat and hope they roll a one you faggot, also how can you tell if she's sad or not, those skull helmets are usually closed, if not shoot her in the face. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:41 No.3095854>>3095825 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:43 No.3095863>>3095823 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:45 No.3095869>>3095854 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:47 No.3095879 File :1228182440.gif-(36 KB, 673x505, RAGE IS MAXIMUM.gif) ![]() SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER! |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:49 No.3095889 File :1228182552.jpg-(562 KB, 898x942, teatime.jpg) ![]() Guy in dire need of saving: |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:49 No.3095890Go daemonhost |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:49 No.3095891 File :1228182565.jpg-(384 KB, 731x708, Pretty_Marines_III_by_Jaekyu.jpg) ![]() >>3095825 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:50 No.3095895>>3095825 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:50 No.3095896This thread started out interesting, but it's slowly creeping towards bad sex writefaggotry. |
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Tzeentch 12/01/08(Mon)20:50 No.3095900Your false God has abandoned you. Offer yourself to me. Only I can save you. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:53 No.3095915Put a piece of metal over the stairwell |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)20:57 No.3095931JUMP OFF THE BUILDING ONTO THE ANGRY MARINE SCREAMING |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:00 No.3095943>>3095891 |
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Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 12/01/08(Mon)21:04 No.3095958>>3095766 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:05 No.3095961>>3095943 |
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The Comussar !WiQ4JGLOuw 12/01/08(Mon)21:05 No.3095962>>3095943 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:05 No.3095963>>3095943 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:06 No.3095964>>3095348 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:06 No.3095972>>3095943 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:07 No.3095974>>3095931 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:07 No.3095977>>3095943 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:15 No.3096015>>3095964 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:16 No.3096023 File :1228184204.jpg-(9 KB, 199x170, Good Av 3.jpg) ![]() >>3096015 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:18 No.3096031>>3096015 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:18 No.3096034>>3096023 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:19 No.3096035>>3096015 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:23 No.3096058 File :1228184628.gif-(31 KB, 504x126, WH40KLogo.gif) ![]() As a respresentative of Games Workshop and employee of Relic Entertainment, I'd like to thank you /tg/ for playtesting a scenario from the upcoming Warhammer 40,000 MMO. Your input is greatly appreciated. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:24 No.3096061>>3096035 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:26 No.3096065 File :1228184767.jpg-(32 KB, 500x392, 1219681551095.jpg) ![]() YOU!!! |
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SlayerX 12/01/08(Mon)21:26 No.3096068>>3096035 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:30 No.3096086>>3096068 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:30 No.3096089 File :1228185029.jpg-(543 KB, 800x800, FUKKEN_DOOMRIDERETTE_by_Furka.jpg) ![]() >>3096015 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:39 No.3096129 File :1228185551.jpg-(48 KB, 560x375, 27_mnight_lg.jpg) ![]() Actually, OP, you are the assassin, a Cuallidus who forgot his past. The Eversor was just here to bring you home! |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:39 No.3096131>>3095879 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:41 No.3096135>>3096129 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:47 No.3096162 File :1228186079.jpg-(17 KB, 133x137, facepalmamerica.jpg) ![]() >>3096129 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)21:52 No.3096174What happened to OP? |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:00 No.3096217Damnit i wanted some more rip and tear like this |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:02 No.3096228She's coming, /tg/. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:06 No.3096247Serenade her. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:06 No.3096250>>3096228 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:09 No.3096272>>3096228 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:13 No.3096289>>3096272 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:15 No.3096302Dammit, can't roll D6+1 in the email dice thingy |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:26 No.3096349rolled 2 + 1 = 3 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:27 No.3096360>>3096228 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:32 No.3096386rolled 2 + 1 = 3 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:33 No.3096389 File :1228188805.jpg-(113 KB, 537x799, Baus.jpg) ![]() >>3096228 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:38 No.3096415I... I think it's working, guys. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:41 No.3096431>>3096415 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:44 No.3096454>>3096415 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:44 No.3096455>>3096415 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:45 No.3096464>She's breathing fast, like a panting animal. There's a rising whine from inside her chest, and she's... sort of vibrating. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:46 No.3096465>>3096389 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:46 No.3096472>>3096454 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:52 No.3096495Loving this ... relax just a little and take a small step forward. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:52 No.3096497>>3096415 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:56 No.3096519>>3096415 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)22:57 No.3096522>>3096415 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:01 No.3096559>>3096522 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:03 No.3096568>>3095348 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:04 No.3096572Grab a Destructor. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:05 No.3096578Love your xeno good. |
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Bostonfag 12/01/08(Mon)23:05 No.3096581Oh fuck, she's about to explode, isn't she? Well, you'll never escape the blast radius no matter what you do. Might as well risk it. Look her dead in the eyes, walk slowly forward, wrap your left arm around her neck/back of head, LISTEN UP THIS IS IMPORTANT TECHNIQUE, right hand positioned horizontally across the small of her back, lean in and kiss her. Start with your lips closed, but when she relaxes you can start to suck and/or bite the lips individually for a bit before adding tongue. Of course, by this point she's probably exploded; but hey, you got to go out in style, dude. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:05 No.3096583She likes you :3 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:11 No.3096612bump for great justice |
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Kitty-Moogle-Chan 12/01/08(Mon)23:11 No.3096613There is only one way to escape this blast. As the countdown continues she'll pretty much shut down for a second because of the energy needed to start the chain reaction. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:11 No.3096614Eversors do not have a self destruct mechanism that they can trigger at will. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:12 No.3096623>>3096578 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:13 No.3096633 File :1228191198.jpg-(236 KB, 685x907, eversorshoop.jpg) ![]() >>3096522 |
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Kitty-Moogle-Chan 12/01/08(Mon)23:13 No.3096636>>3096614 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:23 No.3096693Ow. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:23 No.3096694 File :1228191788.jpg-(94 KB, 450x299, THE MARINE.jpg) ![]() >>3096613 |
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Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 12/01/08(Mon)23:25 No.3096706>>3096693 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:27 No.3096724>>3096693 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:29 No.3096731>>3096706 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:29 No.3096735>>3096693 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:29 No.3096739>>3096693 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:31 No.3096747>>3096693 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:31 No.3096754>>3096735 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:33 No.3096765Bump for great justice |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:34 No.3096771>>3096754 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:35 No.3096777>>3096735 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:35 No.3096778 File :1228192534.jpg-(40 KB, 500x380, Baby Ghost Rider.jpg) ![]() >>3096706 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:37 No.3096795>>3096771 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:38 No.3096803>>3096747 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:39 No.3096804>>3096795 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:43 No.3096820>>3096804 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:43 No.3096826I'm not afraid anymore. I'm not cold, or in pain, or uncertain. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:47 No.3096845>>3096826 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:49 No.3096867>>3096826 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:50 No.3096873>>3096826 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:50 No.3096875NICE, thx for teh story! |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:51 No.3096877>>3096820 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:54 No.3096897So is this the reason for the long-standing feud between Femeversor and Doomrider? |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:54 No.3096900>>3096877 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:54 No.3096901>>3096826 |
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Leibowitz 12/01/08(Mon)23:54 No.3096906>>3096867 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:56 No.3096922Thanks for your request. |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:57 No.3096932>>3096906 |
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Leibowitz 12/01/08(Mon)23:58 No.3096935 File :1228193908.jpg-(69 KB, 500x328, 1222759394871.jpg) ![]() >>3096873 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:58 No.3096936>>3096826 |
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Anonymous 12/01/08(Mon)23:58 No.3096939the model will be a doomrider model with the eversor |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:00 No.3096948eversor lady exploded ;_; |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:03 No.3096964 File :1228194182.jpg-(305 KB, 924x954, Down_time_by_Jaekyu.jpg) ![]() >>3096906 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:03 No.3096967>>3096739 |
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Leibowitz 12/02/08(Tue)00:03 No.3096969>>3096932 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:04 No.3096973someone just put it up |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:07 No.3096994>>3096897 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:08 No.3097003>>3096969 |
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Leibowitz 12/02/08(Tue)00:15 No.3097046>>3097003 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:18 No.3097068 File :1228195098.jpg-(47 KB, 640x480, 1222562507864.jpg) ![]() >>3096826 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:22 No.3097087>>3097068 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:35 No.3097147BUT WHY WAS EVERSOR??? |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:43 No.3097194>>3097147 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:45 No.3097209>>3097147 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:53 No.3097249MAKE A COKE PENTAGRAM ON THE FLOOR AND FAP INTO THE CENTER! |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)00:57 No.3097276 File :1228197424.jpg-(76 KB, 800x447, Slaanesh_break_time_by_Mr_Cule(...).jpg) ![]() >>3097209 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)01:06 No.3097327>>3097209 |
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Anonymous 12/02/08(Tue)01:49 No.3097501>>3097327 |