/tg/ I present you; the Professional Marines.
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:24 No.2994028Moar liek Lawyer Marines amirite? |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:25 No.2994032Shattering the glass ceiling, it's Professional Marines! Fear them most on Business Casual Friday! |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:25 No.2994033>>2994028 |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:26 No.2994036Microwaved your cat? Stuck your finger in a bottle and can't remove it? |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:28 No.2994040Now do a lawyer marine in the Phoenix Wright "OBJECTION" pose. |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:31 No.2994051I don't know if they are loyal or chaos marines. |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:36 No.2994080 File :1226637414.jpg-(50 KB, 768x800, LAWRINES.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:38 No.2994089This is going places. |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:47 No.2994100>>2994089 |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:49 No.2994110>>2994080 |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:49 No.2994113Can we get a chaos marine Prosecutor? |
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Abaddon 11/13/08(Thu)23:51 No.2994124I want them inside me |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:51 No.2994125 File :1226638313.jpg-(41 KB, 768x800, LAWRINES1.jpg) ![]() Wargear |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:52 No.2994136Professional Marines: Getting Shit Done in the name of the Emperor. |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:53 No.2994143i support this faggotry |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:57 No.2994155>>2994051 |
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Anonymous 11/13/08(Thu)23:58 No.2994159"In the course of so many Heretics and Xenos being indiscriminately purged, it was only a matter of time before damages were sought against the Imperium, on charges of discrimination and denial of due process." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:02 No.2994177 File :1226638968.jpg-(54 KB, 700x525, 1226521389186.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:03 No.2994178who will be the judge? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:04 No.2994186I would have a boner right now if I didn't have a block of frozen milk between my thighs |
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Abaddon 11/14/08(Fri)00:04 No.2994189>>2994159 |
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Hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/14/08(Fri)00:06 No.2994192>>2994186 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:06 No.2994193Thus were born the Adeptus Solicitus. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:07 No.2994198 File :1226639258.jpg-(78 KB, 500x500, An Angry Case.jpg) ![]() Not OP, but I'm way bored. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:08 No.2994201Adeptus Solicitus, Attorneys-at-War. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:08 No.2994203>>2994186 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:10 No.2994214>>2994203 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:10 No.2994215 File :1226639437.jpg-(37 KB, 768x800, LAWRINES3.jpg) ![]() JUDGENAUGHT |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:11 No.2994219 File :1226639518.jpg-(40 KB, 768x800, LAWRINES2.jpg) ![]() Moar Wargear |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:12 No.2994223Defendant: "Your honor, I'd like to make it absolutely clear that the prosecution doesn't have any evidence at all that I committed the heresy. As a matter of fact, they dragged-" |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:14 No.2994232>>2994215 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:15 No.2994236>>2994022 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:15 No.2994237>>2994215 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:16 No.2994245YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN DEAD! |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:18 No.2994251"What is all this... this... GRANDSTANDESEY!" |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:18 No.2994254Are the Professional Marines an offshoot chapter of the reasonable marines who decided to clean up the Administratum instead of planets? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:18 No.2994256>>2994203 |
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Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 11/14/08(Fri)00:20 No.2994262I like where this keeps on going. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:21 No.2994267Epic win. Needs to be archived. |
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Abaddon 11/14/08(Fri)00:21 No.2994270>>2994256 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:23 No.2994276NEXT UP, HERESY-SCENE-INVESTIGATORS |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:23 No.2994277 File :1226640197.jpg-(17 KB, 273x250, EMPEROR.jpg) ![]() Shit. SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIT. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:23 No.2994278So...so...are the Chaos Lawyer Marines like... |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:24 No.2994283>>2994278 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:28 No.2994296Ahh, the Adeptus Solicitus, perfect army for the rules-lawyering players. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:28 No.2994297>>2994254 |
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Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 11/14/08(Fri)00:28 No.2994300>>2994278 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:29 No.2994309>>2994296 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:29 No.2994310 File :1226640575.png-(51 KB, 126x250, vonkarma.png) ![]() >>2994278 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:30 No.2994317>>2994310 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:30 No.2994318>>2994276 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:30 No.2994321 File :1226640641.jpg-(289 KB, 1600x1200, IMG00012.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:32 No.2994322>>2994267 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:33 No.2994325 File :1226640782.jpg-(43 KB, 768x800, LAWRINES4chaos.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:33 No.2994331>>2994321 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:33 No.2994334>>2994310 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:35 No.2994346So, I bet they run damage control for the Angry Marines, don't they... Those guys break a lot of shit; SOMEBODY has got to cover their asses. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:38 No.2994364Adeptus Solicitus: Attorneys at War. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:41 No.2994375The Chapter Master of the Adeptus Solicitus also serves as Solicitor-General of the Imperium. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:41 No.2994377 File :1226641310.jpg-(50 KB, 768x800, LAWRINES4chaos1.jpg) ![]() Khornate Prosecutor |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:42 No.2994382>>2994318 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:46 No.2994404"These cultists have killed entire blocks of the city in the name of Khorn, and even consumed the bodies." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:47 No.2994406>>2994404 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:48 No.2994413>>2994276 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:51 No.2994427>>2994404 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)00:57 No.2994455 File :1226642268.png-(29 KB, 336x336, awesome-med.png) ![]() This thread |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:13 No.2994519Come on fa/tg/uys, you can do more then just this! |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)01:15 No.2994525"Brother Captain, it appears that the stronghold's defences were linked by Mind Impulse Unit to the Archmagos. When the unknown assassin capped him with a bolter, the defences went dead." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:21 No.2994544>>2994525 |
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Eidolon !!rH0zm3Bsi+w 11/14/08(Fri)01:22 No.2994551if the metal boxes do not fit then you must acquit |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:24 No.2994557In the criminal justice system of the Imperium the people are represented by three separate, yet equally important groups: the Inquisitors who shoot heretics, the Commissars who shoot cowards, and the Adeptus Solicitus who shoot heretical cowards. |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)01:25 No.2994567>Two more |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:28 No.2994577>>2994567 |
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Dawgas !P6pMZ.8ybs 11/14/08(Fri)01:29 No.2994580>>2994557 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:32 No.2994592"The soldier's plasma gun exploded after a dangerous build up of energy caused by prolonged use and little maintenance." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:45 No.2994662Brother-Captain! It seems that the Chaos Marines are retreating from the battlefield now that their greater demon has fallen! |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:46 No.2994667"A Greater Daemon just erupted out of the frame of that child!" |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)01:48 No.2994674"Looks like a plasma charge blew off half his head, Brother-Captain. No way for an Eccelesiarch to go." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)01:57 No.2994724Brother-Captain, a most odd complaint showed up from Second Company. They say that the lower halves of their Power Armor are missing from the armory... |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:01 No.2994740Ok, so these Prosecutor Marines are sort of a middle ground between a Commissar (in the sense that they sometimes operate directly in combat, like the IG commissars) and an Inquisitor (in that they generally work exclusively within the confines of the Imperial bureaucracy, to cleanse it of the taint of heresy and treason (and things like misappropriation of funds and the like, I would imagine, not just collusion with the forces of Chaos). I know >>2994557 already said that, I just wanted to clarify. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:13 No.2994776 File :1226646802.png-(14 KB, 469x418, Dorffort.png) ![]() This shit is awesome |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:14 No.2994784>>2994740 |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)02:14 No.2994785>>2994776 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:21 No.2994813"Sir, the marines are requesting a detachment of heavy bolters, but the manufactorum won't supply them. Things are becoming tense." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:30 No.2994837Anyone read Brothers of the Snake? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:31 No.2994842Wouldn't Brother-Captain Horatius put on his helmet instead of a photovisor? Or am I reading too much into this? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:33 No.2994848"Brother, the strike force is in need of more jumpacks, they are planning a lightning raid so that the front line isn't overwhelmed." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:35 No.2994855>>2994842 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:38 No.2994864 File :1226648302.jpg-(34 KB, 288x432, bostonlegal-shatner_1170299338.jpg) ![]() lost primarch |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:40 No.2994869>>2994864 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:46 No.2994892>>2994855Sergeants don't wear helmets |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)02:46 No.2994893"A most interesting weapon, Brother-Captain. If I don't miss my guess, these incomplete blueprints are heretical plans detailing the creation of a rifle that causes night-like conditions across the battlefield, along with primal feelings of dread." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)02:47 No.2994894I hate all of you and your terrible puns. |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)02:56 No.2994935>>2994894 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:06 No.2994959>>2994935 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:09 No.2994967>>2994959 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:12 No.2994976>>2994935 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:15 No.2994987>>2994935 |
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Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball Of Tzeentch !4T1uHiOuyE 11/14/08(Fri)03:18 No.2994998>>2994976 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:18 No.2995002rolled 11 = 11 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:31 No.2995028So... do Death Cult Assassins protect themselves with the Contempt of Armor? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:36 No.2995047If I said yes, can I have a cookie? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)03:52 No.2995099I imagine Chaos Lawyer Marines to be much like Raoul Duke's Samoan lawyer in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)04:04 No.2995125>>2995099 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)04:08 No.2995132 File :1226653733.jpg-(13 KB, 251x250, 5minuteedit.jpg) ![]() OBJECTION MARINE |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)04:27 No.2995177 File :1226654859.jpg-(194 KB, 504x504, 5425eldradulthran2pd.jpg) ![]() THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH INVITING YOUNG RACES TO ONE'S ABODE TO DRINK MOONWINE |
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Captain Sage 11/14/08(Fri)04:28 No.2995186>>2994215 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)04:29 No.2995187>>2995132 |
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Captain Sage 11/14/08(Fri)04:35 No.2995201>>2995186 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:08 No.2995282>>2995201 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:23 No.2995311>>2995282 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:35 No.2995329 File :1226658922.jpg-(160 KB, 428x599, 8-i-came-1.jpg) ![]() Poasting in an epic thrad. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:36 No.2995337>>2995186 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:48 No.2995358god, how many chapters do we have now? something like, 7? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:57 No.2995361>>2995358 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)05:58 No.2995367In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium's legal system, there is only protracted litigation. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)06:36 No.2995441>>2995361 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)06:53 No.2995456Brother captain, it appears that the victim's brain got exploded by this runaway dwarven psyker! |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)06:58 No.2995476>>2995361 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:03 No.2995491>>2995476 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:03 No.2995495>>2995456 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:09 No.2995514Can some one make YEEEAAAH about necrons? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:11 No.2995523>>2995514 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:14 No.2995530>>2995523 |
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Tripfag !lmEt7JJ.fE 11/14/08(Fri)07:38 No.2995588"In the Imperial Justice System the people are repressed by two separate, yet equally important groups. The Adeptus Astartes who fuck shit up and the Adeptus Solicitus who force a conviction, these are their stories." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:55 No.2995604>>2994740 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:56 No.2995605 File :1226667378.png-(38 KB, 550x599, CSI40k.png) ![]() 40k minuts in GIMP. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)07:58 No.2995613>>2995456 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:05 No.2995620>>2995605 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:32 No.2995648>>2995605 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:43 No.2995679>>2994364 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)08:45 No.2995684>>2995605 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)09:54 No.2995849 File :1226674466.jpg-(126 KB, 400x300, 1225727301975.jpg) ![]() OI BOYZ! |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)10:24 No.2995899Noteable Acts of the Law Marines: |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)10:33 No.2995905>>2994837 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)10:58 No.2996005Holy shit Eldradulthran |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:27 No.2996103Vote request for archive has been initiated. Press Page Up to vote YES or Page Down to vote NO. Vote will end in 2 minutes. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:37 No.2996129>>2995361 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:44 No.2996143Squat marines! Don't forget the squ-- |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)11:45 No.2996155 File :1226681104.jpg-(98 KB, 404x633, 02.jpg) ![]() >>2996129 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:00 No.2996190"Sir, it looks like the Night lord committed suicide. But his eyes have been taken out." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:02 No.2996199"Reports say that this morning when the body was found it had a huge post-mortem erection. Now it's gone sir." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:02 No.2996200 File :1226682177.jpg-(313 KB, 824x1200, F04.jpg) ![]() >>2996155 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:06 No.2996217>>2996200 |
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Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 11/14/08(Fri)12:23 No.2996266 File :1226683417.jpg-(211 KB, 404x633, i upgraded ur horror.jpg) ![]() >>2996217 |
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Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 11/14/08(Fri)12:25 No.2996270 File :1226683513.jpg-(779 KB, 824x1200, fapfapfap.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:31 No.2996290>>2996217 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:39 No.2996307 File :1226684386.jpg-(177 KB, 824x1200, 1222646213237.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)12:43 No.2996325 File :1226684614.jpg-(352 KB, 824x1200, 1222647547408.jpg) ![]() |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:03 No.2996391>>2995358 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:13 No.2996443>>2996325 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:21 No.2996466 File :1226686863.jpg-(569 KB, 824x1200, 1222645917594.jpg) ![]() >>2996443 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:30 No.2996511 File :1226687406.jpg-(123 KB, 691x624, haterage.jpg) ![]() FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffff |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:46 No.2996577>>2996190 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:50 No.29965941d4chan just found some more lore to post. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)13:50 No.2996598>>2994198 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:00 No.2996675"Sir! Autopsy reports the nurgle lesser demon died from illness." |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:34 No.2996864 File :1226691253.jpg-(104 KB, 800x600, 1000lawyers.jpg) ![]() AND THEIR MORTAL NEMISIS |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:36 No.2996880>>2996864 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:36 No.2996884>>2996864 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:50 No.2996964 File :1226692203.jpg-(97 KB, 800x600, go fuck.jpg) ![]() >>2996884 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)14:58 No.2997027 File :1226692720.jpg-(159 KB, 640x454, asdgfasgdf.jpg) ![]() >>2996964 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:14 No.2997131 File :1226693662.jpg-(320 KB, 800x1000, 1224523240751.jpg) ![]() fuck the Lawyer Marines |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:20 No.2997177>>2997131 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:26 No.2997213I hear they're working on a class action lawsuit against the Tau on the grounds they had acquired citizens of the Imperium through false advertising of the Service called Greater Good. They did not mention that it'd cause such things such as sterilization, brainwashing and mind control. |
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Commissar Mega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 11/14/08(Fri)15:27 No.2997216 File :1226694421.gif-(7 KB, 160x160, MegaJudgeRoy.gif) ![]() >>2997131 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)15:51 No.2997346>>2997216 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)16:21 No.2997518>>2997216 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)17:12 No.2997753ITT, sum of the best original content I've seen out of /TG/ in a while. |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)17:28 No.2997835This is epic. I support this, and will drawfag it. |
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Commissar Mega !!PJ/ldME8XhR 11/14/08(Fri)17:37 No.2997881 File :1226702228.gif-(23 KB, 250x188, MegaJudgeHeresy.gif) ![]() >>2997518 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)18:02 No.2998073has this been archived yet? |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)20:55 No.2998901>>2997881 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)22:12 No.2999213 File :1226718777.jpg-(85 KB, 781x700, Chaos_Daemonette-Lawyer3.jpg) ![]() >>2997131 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)22:52 No.2999418>>2997177 |
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Anonymous 11/14/08(Fri)22:57 No.2999445This thread is awesome and all of you should feel awesome. |