Epic campaigns summarized into two or less sentences, /TG/. Can you do it?
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:22 No.2952433The quest for the Dark Tower |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:24 No.2952437In before a long run on sentence. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:24 No.2952440Kill the monsters; steal the treasure. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:25 No.2952449'ere we go! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:25 No.2952453Phantasy Star IV. Steal from it. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:25 No.2952454This reminds me of the Dark tower. |
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Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)18:26 No.2952457 File :1226013961.jpg-(328 KB, 1024x768, EliteBeatAgentsWallpaper_1024.jpg) ![]() People need help. You provide it through dance. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:26 No.2952460The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:31 No.2952484Dark elves smoke too much and have crappy gods. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:32 No.2952489>>2952449 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:33 No.2952494 File :1226014385.jpg-(721 KB, 1012x768, concept_ambush.jpg) ![]() We know your out there, and we're coming for you. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:35 No.2952505The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:36 No.2952510You help the government silence its secrets, but what happens when they want to silence you? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:39 No.2952524Dreams happen in their own dimension of time-space. Can you find your way home? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:39 No.2952525 File :1226014752.jpg-(179 KB, 1165x523, WAAARGH.jpg) ![]() >>2952489 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:39 No.2952533It was the best of times and the worst of times. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:42 No.2952550I didn't expect this thread to give me good campaign ideas. But it is. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:42 No.2952552A black guy was just elected as president, you have a gun and a full tank of gas. Are you a bad enough dude to save your country? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:43 No.2952555>>2952552 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:44 No.2952557The little girl who owns you is going slowly insane. Can your group of toys navigate her twisted mindscape and save her? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:44 No.2952560>>2952525 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:45 No.2952567Time Nazis are coming to conquer the past. Can your army of dinosaurs stop them in time? |
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Dry Spell !!rTicw9i7KTG 11/06/08(Thu)18:46 No.2952571The Bard BBEG has taken Yakity Sax as his theme song. Can you find a theme song awesome enough to defeat his? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:47 No.2952575>>2952571 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:47 No.2952578>>2952552 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:47 No.2952579Everything that dies comes back as a zombie. EVERYTHING. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:49 No.2952588>>2952567 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:49 No.2952589>>2952578 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:49 No.2952593A strange man gives you a gun with 100 untraceable bullets, and the name of the person who is responsible for all the shit in your life. What do you do? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:52 No.2952608You are standing near a mailbox. To the west is... |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:53 No.2952617>>2952608 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:55 No.2952620RUN! NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:56 No.2952626You are a team of delivery guys in ye olde fantasy world. Hijinks ensue as various monsters order pizza from you. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:57 No.2952634>>2952588 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:57 No.2952636You've just been given a device that randomly opens a portal to someplace else. Lots of people will kill you to get it, but without it you'll never return home. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:58 No.2952641Your party is just a bunch of normal guys, but everywhere you go there's a bunch of smarmy heroes and a dickhead villain fighting each other. Can you survive and prosper while the epic battle rages around you? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)18:59 No.2952645>>2952636 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:01 No.2952648This thread is so win. |
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Dry Spell !!rTicw9i7KTG 11/06/08(Thu)19:02 No.2952650A tyrant named Igniz has taken over the country. Join the resistance to try and free the land from his deadly grip. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:03 No.2952658 File :1226016190.jpg-(27 KB, 400x517, r2-d2-dvd-projector.jpg) ![]() "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope." |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:03 No.2952662A western. In space. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:05 No.2952673A flying engine crashes in your room. A man in a bunny suit tells you to burn things |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:05 No.2952674A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:06 No.2952676>>2952645 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:11 No.2952680 File :1226016673.jpg-(397 KB, 532x798, darktower1.jpg) ![]() "The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed." |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:12 No.2952681For the good of mankind, there has to be sacrifices made. |
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Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)19:12 No.2952682 File :1226016743.jpg-(64 KB, 386x629, 1205423321554.jpg) ![]() Lightning strikes. Everyone's gender is reversed. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:12 No.2952689A slow-acting, highly contagious, and seemingly 100% deadly disease has spread throughout the entire world. It seems unable to affect children twelve years old or younger. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:14 No.2952701"Suddenly, bananas! ...Thousands of them!" |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:14 No.2952702The Spice must flow. |
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Dry Spell !!rTicw9i7KTG 11/06/08(Thu)19:14 No.2952703The Emperor challenges you to a danceoff. You have only one year to master the Funk Side of the Force. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:15 No.2952707 File :1226016928.jpg-(13 KB, 500x375, j67rir.jpg) ![]() |
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Balthazarr !!nwQQDePp11/ 11/06/08(Thu)19:16 No.2952713 File :1226016990.jpg-(96 KB, 650x950, 1206388302250.jpg) ![]() Jesus came back on January 1st, 1918, and so did the magic. But this Jesus isn't real, and you have to deal with that. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:17 No.2952724>>2952662 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:18 No.2952728You stumble upon a genie, of sorts: for every wish he grants, you must sign a contract. No matter how carefully you read it, it's never close enough. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:19 No.2952738>>2952645 |
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Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)19:20 No.2952748 File :1226017255.jpg-(40 KB, 521x340, 1224286082072.jpg) ![]() You all play the greatest killers and monsters through out history. You've been brought back to make amends for your sins. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:21 No.2952752You just had your fate tied together with someone else's. If either of you die, so does the other. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:22 No.2952761The world is broken. Find a way to stop Entropy itself. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:23 No.2952763 File :1226017410.jpg-(54 KB, 1015x448, PaperGirlFightsBack.jpg) ![]() Your creations take on lives of their own. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:24 No.2952768>>2952761 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:25 No.2952772 File :1226017539.png-(94 KB, 407x405, advicedog.php.png) ![]() Related. Exalted, fuck yeah. |
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hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)19:25 No.2952774>>2952738 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:26 No.2952777Your last breath escapes your body. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:26 No.2952781There's more than beef hanging from the local butcher's hooks, and--shit, where'd my daughter run off to? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:28 No.2952795 File :1226017716.gif-(12 KB, 333x250, brtitle.gif) ![]() "We will all kill each other. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:30 No.2952806>>2952774 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:32 No.2952810You're from a small farm town. You find out most of the world is undead, and you're actually cattle. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:34 No.2952822WE ARE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO COLONIZE A NEW PLANET. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:35 No.2952831>>2952822 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:39 No.2952851>>2952831 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:42 No.2952861>>2952422 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952872The enemy has thousands of heavily-armed, gigantic |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952874WE ARE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO VOLUNTEER FOR VOLUNTEERING ! |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952878The enemy has thousands of heavily-armed, gigantic spaceships ready to lay waste to the planet. We have a protractor. |
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That Damn Mouse 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952882Are you Inquisitors? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:43 No.2952883If you pass all the tests, you will be rewarded with delicious cake. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:45 No.2952899"Son of a bitch just stole my car!" |
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Abaddon 11/06/08(Thu)19:46 No.2952902Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. He stole 40 cakes. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:46 No.2952903Be the unwitting or witting instigators of the apocalypse of an alien species. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:49 No.2952925>>2952689 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:50 No.2952935 File :1226019053.jpg-(297 KB, 600x861, Oldboy_movie.jpg) ![]() >>2952648 |
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Marca Reg !!XL717J3DDe9 11/06/08(Thu)19:54 No.2952944>>2952453 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)19:58 No.2952963A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now. |
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God-Emperor of Mankind 11/06/08(Thu)19:59 No.2952964We fought. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:00 No.2952967So what the oracle said was true; we are mankind's best hope. Shit. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:06 No.2952993Veni, vidi, vici |
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Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)20:06 No.2952994 File :1226020006.png-(46 KB, 256x256, dom4-17.png) ![]() The evil king is dead. Without your protection and guidance, his heir will die or become a monster like his father. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:07 No.2952997I just accidentally a whole bottle of cola. Is this bad? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:08 No.2953005 File :1226020123.gif-(125 KB, 90x120, 1222812090019.gif) ![]() Fuck bitches. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:11 No.2953013The last thing you feel is a terrible chill overtaking you as you are run through. You awaken on the other side, the last duty you must complete still burning in your mind. |
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Juba, The Baghdad Sniper !1EVr3uyPJI 11/06/08(Thu)20:14 No.2953020OH SHIT. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:14 No.2953021>>2952964 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:15 No.2953028You raised a prayer to the gods, and nobody answered. If you can't move Heaven, you'll raise Hell. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:19 No.2953039Just as you are about to once again become human, to finally lose the curse of damnation and vampirism, the police shoot you. What do you mean why, you killed two police in the middle of an apartment hallway, kidnapped three girls, and murdered a shop clerk. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:19 No.2953042SUDDENLY LASERS. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:20 No.2953046inherited a house and damned mice inside the walls won't let me sleep |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:20 No.2953052>>2952494 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:20 No.2953055>>2952935 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:22 No.2953061Commie penguins vs fascist polar bears. Even the Unconquered Sun has no idea what to do now. |
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Stranger 11/06/08(Thu)20:25 No.2953075>>2953052 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:25 No.2953076Set off a trap, fall into a mind; symbolism is fun! A two backed beast, tight-packed and moving globs of meat, broken angels, insect-men and literally flaming gays. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:28 No.2953087>>2953061 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:29 No.2953093>>2953075 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:32 No.2953099War. War never changes. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:36 No.2953125Your side lost. Feel like going out with a bang? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:36 No.2953129Humanity lost the war. Feel like going out with a bang? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:38 No.2953133Way to go, you and your dumbass, magic-using friends nearly ended the fucking world. There's still a few stragglers here and there in England though, and you ARE the most powerful beings on the frigg'in planet now...so what now? |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:40 No.2953137Fuck Dandelion-Eaters. Get Nuyen. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:40 No.2953138 File :1226022048.jpg-(26 KB, 461x320, 1224888095504.jpg) ![]() >>2952861 |
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hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)20:43 No.2953150Find me an ocean where water stands still. You'll find your answers beneath it. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:55 No.2953199>>2953150 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)20:57 No.2953206All the world will be your enemy, and if they catch you they will kill you. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:05 No.2953242>>2953206 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:07 No.2953259His shotgun reloaded, John gunned the engine of his Kalasaki and flew off the side of the satalite being ripped apart by re-entry behind him. (Six rounds) he mused, (barely enough to kill even one dragon...) |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:12 No.2953272>>2953259 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:12 No.2953273>>2953242 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:14 No.2953280Use a potion and kill main antagonist in the first fight with a lucky strike. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:15 No.2953283Kord has a bone to pick with a particularly nasty dragon, but he's too busy to kill it himself. He promises you some immortal Viking bitches if you do it for him. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:15 No.2953284>>2953273 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:16 No.2953286The Waking World and the Dreaming are colliding. |
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Hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 11/06/08(Thu)21:19 No.2953294 File :1226024348.jpg-(65 KB, 468x587, cuterabbitevilmagic.jpg) ![]() >>2953284 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:20 No.2953303>>2953273 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:22 No.2953307>>2953272 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:22 No.2953314"Gentle readers, we have a problem within "Pride and Prejudice." Lizzie Bennett, it transpires, is actually an elderly man named Elminster, who claims to have been using something called a "Guise of the Thespian" and who has an accomplice within "Wuthering Heights," location unknown, called Drizzt Do'Urden." |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:29 No.2953338>>2953286 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:33 No.2953349>>2953303 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:33 No.2953352>>2953303 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:36 No.2953368>>2953307 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:38 No.2953371>>2953352 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:44 No.2953401>>2953371 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:46 No.2953418>>2953349 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:46 No.2953420>>2953368 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:47 No.2953424"Hey bro, I just enrolled you in the Ultimate Fighting amateur competition! Your first fight is Friday, and check this--it'll be on live national television!" |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)21:56 No.2953459>>2953424 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:03 No.2953496>>2953459 |
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Lady !yjS7Nj9Mpo 11/06/08(Thu)22:39 No.2953644>>2953420 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:42 No.2953657Timetravel shenanigans; big secret book of corruption. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:46 No.2953679 File :1226029568.jpg-(163 KB, 550x655, XKCD comic_fragment.jpg) ![]() >>2953272 |
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KingHavoc !!jtQXUhFGp59 11/06/08(Thu)22:46 No.2953683A mercenary team works in the future. Every plan fails dismally, but not enough to kill them off. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:49 No.2953704Russian vampires hide beneath Nazi occupied Moscow, trying to kill Hitler when he visits the newly renamed Hitlerstadt. The motherland must be avenged! |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)22:51 No.2953713"He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past." |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:04 No.2953765>>2953644 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:05 No.2953769War. War never changes. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:46 No.2953911>>2953713 |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:53 No.2953952The ancient magics and technologies you found last week were left by an ancient, star faring race. They know you having them, and they are coming to take back what is theirs. |
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Anonymous 11/06/08(Thu)23:58 No.2953972They have awoken. Run. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:03 No.2953996>>2953911 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:07 No.2954005Then came the message, tightly focused at our star, transmitted simultaneously by hundreds of their ships. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:07 No.2954006 File :1226034435.jpg-(65 KB, 750x600, 1215753314777.jpg) ![]() >He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:15 No.2954042"Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!" |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:19 No.2954069This is the world. Go kill stuff. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:35 No.2954146After all, we all make choices. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:56 No.2954232"All right, you sons of bitches! You want to live forever?" |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:57 No.2954235 File :1226037435.jpg-(71 KB, 1024x768, 100_Bullets_74_1024x768.jpg) ![]() >>2952593 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)00:59 No.2954237 File :1226037549.gif-(5 KB, 267x153, slk_7samurai.gif) ![]() Rasputin has sent a Russian spy to London in 1894 to commit murder and tarnish the credibility of Scotland Yard. Team up with Sherlock Holmes and solve the case. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:00 No.2954242>>2953028 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:00 No.2954243Moar. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:00 No.2954244in ad 2020 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:02 No.2954251Ever changing chaos of limbo |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:10 No.2954271Please archive this, /tg/, this makes for some good writefag ideas. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:14 No.2954291ROLL FOR INITIATIVE |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:17 No.2954312A man's true nature is what he does in a dark room. It's time to turn out the lights. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:21 No.2954328>>2954271 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:23 No.2954345Here is a spoon. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:29 No.2954361>>2954271 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:32 No.2954369 File :1226039532.jpg-(227 KB, 742x554, 1205458597734.jpg) ![]() >>2952861 |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:32 No.2954373You are a bat. Defeat Ozzy or suffer the consequences. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:39 No.2954396The scientist from the future claimed your world was just imaginary, the result of a bizarre time travel accident that mixed fact with fiction. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:40 No.2954409Prove you're more worthy to inherit the throne of the Emperor of All Suns than any of your six siblings. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:41 No.2954410Here's your zap gun and your spaceship. Time to defend the Earth. |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:42 No.2954417The world is unraveling beneath you. Will you try to stop it... or hasten it? |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:43 No.2954423 File :1226040238.jpg-(92 KB, 950x800, 384fcb1ca3636ab0780b218137a5cf(...).jpg) ![]() You get a henshin stick that transforms you into a magical girl... except you're normally a guy! |
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Anonymous 11/07/08(Fri)01:44 No.2954424An alien menace invades the Earth, and you are the only one who can stop it. There are no crowbars. |