"Know, O Prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Adventure Island and the gleaming cities, and the rise of the Sons of Liberty, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars -- Hyrule, with its pointy-eared women and towers of octorok-haunted mystery, Sosaria with its chivalry, Charlock that bordered the pastoral lands of Alefgard, Castlevania with its shadow-guarded tombs, Makaimura whose knights wore lance and armor and boxers. But the proudest kingdom of the world was the Mushroom Kingdom, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Mario the Plumber, black-haired, sullen-eyed, shell in hand, a coin-thief, a box-basher, a goomba-slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the game under his booted feet."
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)12:52 No.2776664"I don't expect you to believe me. No one ever does, 'scept the boys down at the Union hall. We know...we all know. Every plumber in the city who's ever had to go down under the streets has either seen one, or is just waiting for his first sighting. Hell, I shouldn't be telling you this...we ain't supposed to talk about it. Union rules. But who can you tell who'd believe it? |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)12:53 No.2776667>>2776664 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)12:54 No.2776675 File :1223657675.png-(1.26 MB, 1280x800, mega_man2.png) ![]() Let me tell you of the days of high adventure! |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:02 No.2776713Mario fanart/fic always seems grimdark as fuck. Did you write that? Good stuff. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:05 No.2776722"Seven times I've faced this thing. Seven times I've dumped it into burning lava. It hasn't killed it yet. I think...I think it swims away, down in that red-hot rock. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:05 No.2776724>>2776722 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:05 No.2776725>crab-lookin' things |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:06 No.2776730I got cold and shivery from reading these... |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:06 No.2776734>>2776713 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:08 No.2776742>>2776725 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:08 No.2776748>>2776742 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:10 No.2776751>>2776725 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:12 No.2776764 File :1223658745.jpg-(45 KB, 500x375, ss_smbmovie-dvd_02.jpg) ![]() O HAI GUYZ, what's going on in this thread? |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:15 No.2776781I absolutely loved the grimdark Union rules fluff at the start of the thread. |
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Zombie King 10/10/08(Fri)13:18 No.2776795Grimdark Mario is damn awesome. But thinking about warp pipes, eating or holding items that effect your physicality, and weird but familiar creatures makes want to see a little more Alice in Wonderland worked into it. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:20 No.2776807This is awesome. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:24 No.2776834YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM SET IN THE WYLD. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:55 No.2776965"We were completely suprised when the Koopa King rose up. We always knew he was a threat, but somehow he enlisted the Goomba tribes into his forces without us knowing. Suddenly, his army covered the span of the horizon and marched out of the hills en masse. Bullet Bill bombardment rocked the foundations of our fortresses, and one by one, our castles fell in a cascade too fast to belive. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:56 No.2776969>>2776965 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)13:56 No.2776972So I sit in the gloom, patient. All the while, I feel a bright beacon of hope...a blazing star of valor, draw ever closer to this place, the heart of the darkness cast over my lands. Soon the hero shall face King Koopa here, where there is no where else for him to run. |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)14:15 No.2777075Copypasta from old grimdark mario thread: |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)14:17 No.2777094>>2777075 |
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Inquisitor Synbios !TUyewbhdRo 10/10/08(Fri)14:22 No.2777124>>2777094 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)14:34 No.2777180>>2777094 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)15:00 No.2777325Bump for win |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)15:06 No.2777360 File :1223665571.jpg-(49 KB, 875x880, cryingFace.jpg) ![]() >>2777075 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)15:24 No.2777472 File :1223666688.jpg-(45 KB, 727x546, 1216038050571.jpg) ![]() jawsome thread |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)21:49 No.2779516>>2776654 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)22:00 No.2779546 File :1223690449.png-(65 KB, 500x710, 1203992560879.png) ![]() Grimdark Mario? |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)22:01 No.2779548>>2777075 |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)22:20 No.2779615"MAAAARIO!" |
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Anonymous 10/10/08(Fri)22:26 No.2779631>>2779548 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)01:17 No.2780579Also, bump. |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)02:02 No.2780865I found this browsing the cracked.com forums one day: |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)02:24 No.2781056>>2780865 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)02:26 No.2781068>>2780865 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)02:27 No.2781073LOST PRIMARCH MARIO |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)02:29 No.2781083>>2781068 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)03:02 No.2781341>>2781068 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)05:08 No.2781982Bumping because this thread has potential |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)12:43 No.2783141 File :1223743413.jpg-(117 KB, 640x561, pac-man.jpg) ![]() moar 8-bit opera plz |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)12:57 No.2783189>moar 8-bit opera plz |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)12:57 No.2783192Twenty Floors above the dark streets of the city, Dr. Light lived in a run-down tenement. |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)13:00 No.2783204SPOILERS: Protoman is Megaman's version of a fallen paladin. |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)13:07 No.2783239>>2783192 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)13:07 No.2783241And as the smoke cleared. |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)13:16 No.2783274>>2783204 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)13:29 No.2783318>>2779546 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)13:58 No.2783450/r/ the copypasta about the Star Children |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)14:25 No.2783546>>2779546 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)15:10 No.2783712GRIMDARK MARIO IS FUCKING AWESOME |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)16:00 No.2783914>>2783318 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)16:09 No.2783944>>2783450 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)16:11 No.2783952>>2783944 |
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Anonymous 10/11/08(Sat)18:51 No.2784578>>2780865 |
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Anonymous 10/12/08(Sun)00:33 No.2786333Has there ever been any attempt to GRIMDARK Mario Is Missing? |
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Anonymous 10/12/08(Sun)01:51 No.2786942This thread needs the epic Mario/Donkey Kong /v/ crossover thread pics, but I don't have them. |
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Anonymous 10/12/08(Sun)01:57 No.2786974>>2786333 |
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