I managed to introduce Statler and Waldorf as NPCs in my D&D campaign (which focuses on arena challenges), and they already pissed off one of the players with their comments.
"Well, that fight was different."
"Did you like it?"
"No."
"Then it wasn't different."
After a fumble...
"Well, you gotta give him credit"
"Why's that?"
"He's gonna keep on trying until he succeeds."
"I call that a medium maneuver."
"A medium maneuver?"
"Yeah. It wasn't rare, and it definitly wasn't well done!"
Never did stealing quotes feel so good. I'm still waiting until one of them snaps and shoots an arrow at them (which I'll obviously count as a miss, after which I can throw more quotes at them)
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---===~[Post Content Grader]~===--- [Has Graded 10,251+ Posts] Last Board Graded: /a/ !sGg4wWUHlU 04/20/08(Sun)17:24 No.1569041I lol'd far too hard at the third one |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:26 No.1569047DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:27 No.1569064>>1569027 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:28 No.1569069i love you, OP |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:28 No.1569072Very good, OP. Very good. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:29 No.1569075>>1569027 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:29 No.1569077"What would you call that?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:30 No.1569085Introduce them as the Governor, Constable, and Mayor, not to mention head of the Guards of Unterstadt. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:31 No.1569091"You old fool! You slept through the fight!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:32 No.1569099"There's nothing like good combat." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:35 No.1569113"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:39 No.1569128"I wonder if that bard can sing tenor." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:40 No.1569131So saving these to use against my players. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:40 No.1569134"Ouch! Another one bites the dust!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:41 No.1569143"That Paladin should lose his deity's protection." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:43 No.1569151"Looks like that Wizard cast Sleep down there." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:45 No.1569166"The priest just made those skeletons flee!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:47 No.1569181If a player has a gnome character: |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:50 No.1569199>>1569181 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:50 No.1569202*groan* |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:50 No.1569206"You know what would be great if we were mages?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:51 No.1569221>>1569113 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:53 No.1569232"Hey, that neckbeard down there must be a barbarian." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:53 No.1569235"Finally, we've seen a good match" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:54 No.1569238"Hey look, it's a half-elf." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:54 No.1569240"That's a load of bull down there" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:54 No.1569243"I liked that last fight" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:54 No.1569244"Fighting was his one natural role." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:54 No.1569245>>1569238 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:55 No.1569249 File :1208728529.jpg-(33 KB, 300x350, henson_tms_season_1.jpg) ![]() It's time to cast protections |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:55 No.1569250"Did somebody step on a duck?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:56 No.1569256"You know the funny thing about monks?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:56 No.1569258"I dont envy that Mind Flayer" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:56 No.1569261"Have you ever thought there might be life after death?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:57 No.1569262>>1569256 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:58 No.1569270Archived. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:58 No.1569273>>1569258 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:58 No.1569274"Look at that Fighter go!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:59 No.1569275JIM HENSON IS DEAD. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)17:59 No.1569276"So they blew up half the arena" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:00 No.1569283"Look at him run!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:00 No.1569284"I think we're inside an atropal." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:00 No.1569286"Looks like hes really suffering down there." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:00 No.1569288>>1569274 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:01 No.1569295"Think we should call it a night?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:02 No.1569298"That fighter down there has some flaws." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:02 No.1569299This thread made me lol so hard. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:03 No.1569306"Every week this arena looks better to me." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:03 No.1569309"It'd be nice if that Tarrasque showed up." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:04 No.1569311"So, is that Paladin lawful good?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:04 No.1569315"Just when I thought that fight was terrible something wonderful happened." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:06 No.1569323"This battle is pointless." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:07 No.1569329"There's something wrong with the acoustics up here." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:07 No.1569330"Ohh! Oh lord, that Fighter's taking a beating this fight." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:08 No.1569332"The mage just cast magic missile." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:08 No.1569333"I just had this wonderful dream, Waldorf." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:10 No.1569351"Who do you think is the worst combatant?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:11 No.1569358"Amazing! Everyone down there rolled a natural one!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:11 No.1569364"Someone should call the city watch." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:12 No.1569367"Our lowest stat would probably be Wisdom." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:13 No.1569380>>1569077 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:13 No.1569384"That druid's quarterstaff is glowing." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:15 No.1569408"I wish this encounter was taking place in Undermountain." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:16 No.1569416>>1569284 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:18 No.1569430"I know what was wrong with that last fight." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:20 No.1569446"That looks like Weeaboo Fightan Magic to me" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:20 No.1569453"I tried taking medicine before this fight." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:21 No.1569458 File :1208730088.jpg-(11 KB, 319x246, fourguys2.jpg) ![]() >>1569453 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:23 No.1569470"I knew I should've brought a R.A. Salvatore book with me here." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:24 No.1569477"When I see that elf, I'm glad I left my wife." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:24 No.1569479"I wish I was a high-level wizard. I could Wish for this fight to end" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:26 No.1569491>>1569453 |
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Edward !F8wHraWURw 04/20/08(Sun)18:26 No.1569492"I think I missed what just happened" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:26 No.1569497"You know what feat would be real good about now?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:28 No.1569507"I wish they were all rogues." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:28 No.1569509 File :1208730493.jpg-(50 KB, 400x300, tiny turtle.jpg) ![]() >>1569453 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:28 No.1569510"Oh shoot, I knew I forgot something!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:28 No.1569512"We couldn't enjoy this fight without that great fighter." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:28 No.1569513"That was different." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:30 No.1569526"I bet that fighter down there is a two-copper whore." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:32 No.1569541After someone fumbles a ranged attack: |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:33 No.1569548"I just bet on the winner of this fight." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:35 No.1569559"So what did you think of that fight?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:37 No.1569574"This fight was stupid!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:38 No.1569575"I should just drop dead." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:38 No.1569582I DOHO'd. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:39 No.1569586"If a bard wrote about this fight, do you think it'd be an epic?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:41 No.1569593 File :1208731272.jpg-(75 KB, 444x366, threadlovercat.jpg) ![]() >>1569586 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:41 No.1569594 File :1208731274.gif-(19 KB, 100x100, attention.gif) ![]() Archive this. |
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Edward !F8wHraWURw 04/20/08(Sun)18:42 No.1569598"Quick, get me a legal child prostitute!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:45 No.1569616>>1569598 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:45 No.1569625>>1569598 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:47 No.1569637"These fights should be archived." |
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aye
Da Boss Loota !!jjTJ3iecc1N 04/20/08(Sun)18:49 No.1569647Every GM who is going to steal this idea, say Aye. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:49 No.1569654>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:51 No.1569661>>1569637 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:52 No.1569668>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:53 No.1569673"I'm getting to the end of my rope here." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:53 No.1569676>>1569637 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:54 No.1569683>>1569676 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:55 No.1569687>>1569647 |
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Blueshirt !!1OzoxYp5Bp0 04/20/08(Sun)18:56 No.1569705>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:57 No.1569721"They should call this arena 'The Rack'." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)18:59 No.1569734"That ranger down there is fighting with two weapons." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:00 No.1569741>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:02 No.1569756>>1569734 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:03 No.1569769"Where's Death when you need him?" |
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Edward !F8wHraWURw 04/20/08(Sun)19:04 No.1569782>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:05 No.1569783"I'd kill for this fight to end." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:06 No.1569798"They fight like children down there." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:07 No.1569805"I think someone down in the front just died." |
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Edward !F8wHraWURw 04/20/08(Sun)19:07 No.1569806"They all fight like dairy farmers!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:08 No.1569812>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:11 No.1569844>>1569683 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:12 No.1569848>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:12 No.1569854>>1569848 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:13 No.1569861"Looks like that sorcerer has a Deck of Many Things." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:13 No.1569866I love how these jokes are funnier than the original Statler and Waldorf. |
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Edward !F8wHraWURw 04/20/08(Sun)19:15 No.1569880"These people remind me of my own adventuring days" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:16 No.1569888And I'm spent. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:20 No.1569915>>1569888 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:21 No.1569924>>1569915 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:22 No.1569932>>1569888 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:30 No.1570006"I wish one of them would fire an arrow over here" |
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Mr. Bubbles !!DLJ3bQ7yunJ 04/20/08(Sun)19:34 No.1570034 File :1208734485.png-(190 KB, 450x341, happy.png) ![]() I love each and every one of you. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:36 No.1570041>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:42 No.1570085 File :1208734927.jpg-(84 KB, 1600x1200, FullyArmoredElvenAntipaladin.jpg) ![]() >>1569854 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:43 No.1570088>>1570085 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:44 No.1570097"He just dodged the bullette!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)19:46 No.1570118"He's sneaking around pretty well." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:02 No.1570224"I wish that Cleric worshipped Erythnul" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:04 No.1570239"Drizzt, the chaotic good drow, huh?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:04 No.1570243"Did I ever tell you about the time I told this guy about the Head of Vecna?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:05 No.1570245>>1570239 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:05 No.1570247>>1569888 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:07 No.1570259"Does that Cleric worship Wee Jas or Nerull?" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:10 No.1570276>>1570259 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:11 No.1570285"Women make natural barbarians." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:13 No.1570296>>1570259 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:15 No.1570308>>1570296 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:16 No.1570312"Man that Barbarian must have Horrible Strength" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:17 No.1570318>>1570085 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:17 No.1570323>>1570308 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:17 No.1570324>>1570308 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:34 No.1570404>>1570259 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:35 No.1570409>>1569647 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:36 No.1570415>>1570409 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:38 No.1570423>>1570409 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:39 No.1570427 File :1208738340.gif-(10 KB, 160x160, agni et rudra.gif) ![]() >>1570423 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)20:39 No.1570429>>1569854 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:01 No.1570555>>1570429 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:09 No.1570616"This truly is a fight for the ages." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:17 No.1570669>>1570555 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:18 No.1570678Also bear in mind they don't even really like each other that much, and apparently when their not making fun of stupidity, they argue all the time. Hell the only reason they hang out is that one of them is married to the others sister. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:19 No.1570685They're the type of Chaotic Evil people that wouldn't destroy a party from the inside. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:21 No.1570698>>1570669 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:22 No.1570703>>1570698 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:46 No.1570887bump for awesome |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:47 No.1570899Rule 34 on Statler and Waldorf. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:54 No.1570941>>1570899 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)21:57 No.1570956>>1570941 |
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!Ep8pui8Vw2 !moot/UIi/o 04/20/08(Sun)22:17 No.1571106>>1570941 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:25 No.1571170... |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:33 No.1571235 File :1208745191.jpg-(11 KB, 300x228, ghey.jpg) ![]() >>1570899 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:33 No.1571239"They say that guy is a vengeful warrior who relentlessly cuts down anyone who dishonours him!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:37 No.1571262""That guy's famous for his fluid fighting style!" |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:41 No.1571288"Hey, look at these idiots trying to sound like us." |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:42 No.1571306>>1571288 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)22:45 No.1571322>>1571239 |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)23:14 No.1571486i must print these out.. i intend to make a bard with this |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)23:41 No.1571614These are awesome. |
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Anonymous 04/20/08(Sun)23:52 No.1571687"What do you get when you breed an ogre and a troll together" |
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Anonymous 04/21/08(Mon)00:03 No.1571753>>1569027 |