Tomorrow you wake up to find you are a skrull. As you look around you are on a skrull ship in orbit around earth. You have your own memories. The only other form you can turn into is your normal human body. Now what do you do from here?
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:21 No.6219247since i am a shape shifter, i turn my balls into a pussy and stretch out my cock and fuck myself |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:22 No.6219256Fuck some she-skrulls. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:22 No.6219261>>6219247 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:22 No.6219262>>6219229 |
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Snapper Carr 10/14/08(Tue)17:23 No.6219265Rub my skrull chin for about an hour. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:23 No.6219268What the fuck is a skrull? |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:24 No.6219272Find out how exactly "skrull" is pronounced. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:24 No.6219274imagine all the penises you could make with your fingers and toes |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:25 No.6219282 File :1224019512.jpg-(121 KB, 700x1092, secret-invasion-20080520111933(...).jpg) ![]() fuck the living shit out of the Skrull Queen |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:25 No.6219284>>6219268 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:25 No.6219288Beat off while rubbing my Skrull chin. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:27 No.6219301>>6219284 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:27 No.6219302Turn into Spiderwoman and find a mirror to masturbate |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:28 No.6219309Turn my nipples into green dicks and squirt skrull milk |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:28 No.6219313Turn into Joe Q., show up at the Marvel HQ and get myself fired. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:29 No.6219325 File :1224019792.jpg-(4 KB, 125x125, confuzzled.jpg) ![]() >>6219309 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:29 No.6219327shape shift another head of myself and make out with it |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:31 No.6219339turn my belly button into a vagina and stomach fuck myself |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:33 No.6219353eat strawberries with pickles. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:34 No.6219361shape shift my hand into a cucumber and fuck the living shit out of myself till the cucumber turns into a pickle. celebrate with eating strawberries and pickles |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:35 No.6219368turn into a young girl with a giant black xenomorph dick |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:37 No.6219380 File :1224020241.jpg-(6 KB, 120x150, TychoStare.jpg) ![]() >>this thread |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:41 No.6219415 File :1224020473.jpg-(8 KB, 200x200, coquet.jpg) ![]() ITT Canon Gay |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:42 No.6219424>>6219415 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:44 No.6219437>>6219229 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:44 No.6219439Panic. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:45 No.6219443shape shift my dick into a horse cock, and then shape shift my balls into a dogs dick. fuck the shit out of the pussy's that grew from my arms |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:46 No.6219450>>6219415 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:49 No.6219477>The only other form you can turn into is your normal human body |
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Black ✭ Star !x8ngkAZjXE 10/14/08(Tue)17:50 No.6219501Turn my hand into a vagina and have sex |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:52 No.6219513Subvert the secret invasion. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:54 No.6219544>>6219513 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:54 No.6219545I like how every response is some kind of horrible masturbation. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:55 No.6219554>>6219545 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:57 No.6219565turn my ears and eyes into giant dicks and fuck my mouth |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:57 No.6219569>>6219545 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:58 No.6219585Seems like I'm the only person who actually read the OP. |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:58 No.6219586 File :1224021531.png-(11 KB, 263x502, 1219800158331 copy.png) ![]() >>6219554 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)17:59 No.6219590>>6219586 |
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Anonymous 10/14/08(Tue)18:05 No.6219680If I can only take my human form, what kind of skrull would I be? But if that's all I can do, I would do everything in my power to woo the skrull queen, or Lyja. |