This Miranda Tate seems like a perfect addition to our company. Should I give her the job?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:07
No.39546886 You should specifically give her keys or whatever to nuclear something that can also be a bomb or whatever.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:07
No.39546891 Her degree says MBA, Kellogg. Seems legit, she says she traveled the world a lot with a special team.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:07
No.39546895 what does our company do again?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:08
No.39546910 She seems pretty cool and has nice boobs.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:08
No.39546916 I tell you what, you'd be stupid not to.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:08
No.39546920 >>39546895
We are Wayne Enterprises. What don't we do?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:09
No.39546941 She said her last boss is a monster in a good sense. Wonder what that means.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:09
No.39546947 >>39546920
Make smart investment decisions
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:09
No.39546948 >>39546895
We make weapons and power generators then don't sell them.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:11
No.39546999 She looks hot and seems trustworthy, make her CEO
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:12
No.39547025 >>39546999
Woah, Bruce lets not jump to conclusions.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:14
No.39547088 >>39547025
Nah man I agree with Bruce. I mean he made us look at the Lau books again and then that dude was arrested by the GCPD.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:15
No.39547134 Wow. Were having a board meeting and then her old boss shows up. What do?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:16
No.39547161 >>39546999
oh god
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:16
No.39547166 >>39547134
OFFER HER DOUBLE
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:18
No.39547198 >>39547134
I doubt he knows any calculations.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:20
No.39547259 >>39547134
Hire him for a mining project..
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:20
No.39547262 >>39547166
DOUBLE D?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:23
No.39547357 >>39547259
Something underground you say? Hmm interesting. But there is nothing of value underground here in Gotham. Some sewers maybe.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:24
No.39547388 >>39546895
we make weapons and weapon accessories
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:25
No.39547434 >>39547357
>>39547357
Gotham sanitation could use some help.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:26
No.39547450 >>39547134
Hire him too. We could stand to have some disabled people in the company to promote our affirmitave action program.
What's the worst that could happen?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:27
No.39547460 >>39547434
I can wrestle him to death.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:28
No.39547502 >>39547434
>>39547134
Where is a drawfag when you need some? I demand sewer cleaning bros Bane and Killer Croc
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:30
No.39547545 I'm sorry Bruce but I can't seem to access the secret files in the applied science department. Since Miranda is CEO.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:31
No.39547572 >>39547545
did you update to windows 7 like I asked?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:31
No.39547588 >>39547545
That's probably just a fluke. You know, since she's new and all. We should cut her some slack.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:31
No.39547600 >>39547572
No it had all this hacker crap on it. Something with a code name "Talia al Ghul" I wonder what that means.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:33
No.39547645 Careful, you stick something in her, she'll stick something in you.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:37
No.39547754 I want to fuck Talia so bad. Help me /co/ I swear.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:42
No.39547869 >>39547754
If Talia sleeps with you, you will most likely die. She's a black widow, a gorgeous one but still. And you're no Bane.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:45
No.39547943 Talia and Bane ask you to join their League of Shadows. Do you accept?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:46
No.39547971 >>39547943
I don't understand what are they trying to do exactly and why. So no.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:46
No.39547984 >>39547943
Eeeeh as much as I would love to hang with Bane, I'm not a big fan of pointless suicide. So no.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:47
No.39548004 >>39547943
Do I get a threesome with them?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:48
No.39548012 >>39547869
or Batman
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:48
No.39548030 >>39548004
Depends if they ask. Would you join them?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:48
No.39548037 >>39547943
If I join them can I tell them "I told you so" right before each of their death scenes?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:49
No.39548050 >>39548012
Enjoy a knife in your back and a nuke in your hometown. Hope it was worth it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:50
No.39548079 >>39548050
He hadn't been laid in 8 years. It was totally worth it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:50
No.39548080 >>39547754
I WILL BREAK YOU BITCH.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:50
No.39548085 >>39547971
"The League of Shadows has been a check against human corruption for thousands of years. We sacked Rome, loaded trade ships with plague rats. Burned London to the ground. Every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance."
Trying to make an example out of Gotham. Great cities tend to be examples of their civilizations. They fall prey to things like corruption and crime. They are disgusting examples of humanity that must be crushed.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:50
No.39548090 >>39548079
Fair enough.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:53
No.39548153 >>39548004
>>39548004
You want a threesome with Bane and Talia? My question for you is would you feel in charge?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:53
No.39548167 >>39548030
I probably wouldn't make it out alive, but yes.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:55
No.39548212 >>39548167
“Oh boy, you are in for a show tonight, son.”
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:55
No.39548215 >>39547943
If I can be there Alfred:
>>39548037
Then yes.
>that after credits scene where they are still alive at a restaurant in Florence and Bane smiles at me.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:55
No.39548225 >>39548079
he was fucking his maids or Alfred
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:56
No.39548250 >>39548215
>Talia and Bane having dinner in Florence
>Still with his fucking mask on
SOMEONE FUCKING DRAW THIS.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:57
No.39548299 >>39548250
>Talia is feeding Bane with a tiny little spoon or a straw
>mfw
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:58
No.39548341 >>39548250
YES
>>39548299
DOUBLE YES
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)14:59
No.39548371 >>39548225
You treat that man right Bruce, you treat that man right.
;_;
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:00
No.39548379 >>39548215
How does Bane smile?
>inb4 someone posts that scene from Batman Mask of the Phantasm with Batman drawing a smile on the picture.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:00
No.39548388 >>39548379
His eyes change. Hardy is a fantastic actor bro.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:00
No.39548409 Hmhmhmhmh Tate, hhmhmhhmhehe.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:01
No.39548419 >>39548215
>>39548250
>>39548299
I love you /co/.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:02
No.39548436 >>39548299
>Talia is feeding Bane with a tiny little spoon or a straw
Everything just became warm and fuzzy :3
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:04
No.39548494 Alfred: [to Bane] Remember when you left the pit? Before all this, before the League of Shadows? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, there's this cafe, on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife feeding you with a straw. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:05
No.39548524 >>39548299
>Aaaah yes. I was wondering how you feed me next, Talia. With a straw.... OR A SPOON.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:06
No.39548559 >>39548494
>>39548215
Movie improved 200%.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:07
No.39548586 >>39548494
>Bane and Talia never had their Alfred
;____________________________;
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:09
No.39548639 >>39548586
They had this guy, he was kind of a bro...
He's no Alfred though.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:10
No.39548672 >>39548639
Ah yes Barsad he was their second in command. But he was just as fucked up as them.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:10
No.39548697 >>39548586
>>39548494
They never had their Alfred warning them against the plan. They never had that slight chance of being happy instead of seeking vengeance.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:12
No.39548737 >>39548697
Truly, who are the real victims here?
You know, apart from all the people they killed.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:13
No.39548765 >>39548697
This. Ra's is such a shitty father. He brainwashed them both. Talia was to young to save Bane herself, else they wouldn't be as fucked up. ;_;
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:15
No.39548819 >>39548765
Ra's is a massive asshole. Fuck that guy.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:16
No.39548853 >>39548819
Just think.. if he hadn't been so bitter he could have used his ninja army to fight crime across the world and actually make a difference. BUT OHHH NOOO they must all die.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:16
No.39548867 duurrr, my opinion.
http://blogs.suntimes.com/foreignc/2012/08/what-makes-a-really-good-bad-guy.html
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:17
No.39548894 >>39548867
What's that? A woman wrote that, is it worth the read?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:18
No.39548939 >>39548853
Just because he couldn't protect his wife. Bane could protect Talia in the worst prison on earth, he almost gave up his own life for her. Bane>Ra's 400x
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:21
No.39548995 >>39548894
just someones opinion.
She actually writes " eye-roll" in midtext, which could be cool.
But its not,
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:21
No.39548998 >>39548853
>>39548939
He's such a clichée. He even does the stupid villain laugh. Go back to the 50's Ra's, nobody wants you here.
Yes I mad.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:21
No.39549022 >>39548995
I see. I guess I'll skip it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:22
No.39549046 >>39548998
To be fair.. you could say that aboutmost villains. I mean there is only so many motives a villain can have. Villains just need more fleshing out to appear somewhat original.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:23
No.39549068 why didn't bane just kill batman
seriously, why?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:24
No.39549090 >>39549046
>Villains just need more fleshing out to appear somewhat original.
This. Most villains are just set up and fall. Ra's has practically one line to explain his reasoning:
>>39548085
It isn't enough.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:24
No.39549099 >>39549068
>League of Shadows
That's all you need to know. To destroy Gotham we must break Batman etc. etc. you get it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:26
No.39549165 >>39548998
Agreed. Imagine Young Ra's vs Bane. Bane must have wrecked his shit.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:26
No.39549172 >>39548867
A friend shared that on FB saying something like "This text is right about everything, this movie was fine at best".
The only thing I replyed was
" I respect your oppinion, but disagree"
But I really wanted to say was
"Fuck you, you shittaste faggot. You love HULK (2003) and hate dark knight rises? Fuck you!"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:27
No.39549205 >>39549090
True. The whole League reasoning was pretty shallow. What the hell does 'restore balance' even mean, etc.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:28
No.39549231 Cant people enjoy a good movie and thats it?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:29
No.39549254 >>39549231
Since when is discussing a good movie not enjoying it? Or did I miss something?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:31
No.39549315 >>39549231
A movie can be:
Enjoyable/Not Enjoyable
Good/Bad
Good & bad are about whether critically a movie is decent (cinematography/music/everything etc). A movie can be enjoyable and bad or enjoyable and good.
Nothing wrong with discussing a film.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:31
No.39549319 >>39549172
people actually like the 2003 Hulk?!?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:34
No.39549401 >>39549205
Retarded ideals that don't work in this day and age. At least Bane and Talia's LoS prepared to blow up everything with a nuke.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:34
No.39549409 >>39548639
He can be Bane's Blake and find the mask in the end.
"You should use your real name... Osito."
"THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS RISES".
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:36
No.39549472 >>39549409
It's better than Bane and Talia secretly had a child named Osito who is out for revenge.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:37
No.39549514 >>39549401
The bomb makes no sense.
I saw a comrade post this for what he would have wanted if the Joker had been in the movie (and Heath was alive):
>Joker escapes from Arkham. He is pleased that people are turning on eachother like what he wanted in TDK.
>Bane is a revolutionary making Gotham into an example - a new LoS tactic like how Ras tried using economics to destroy Gotham.
>The bomb was a threat and he didn't intend to use it.
>The Joker steals the bomb to get a confrontation with Batman. He then intends to set it off.
I mean why not just set the bomb off? Why leave it running on a timer?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:37
No.39549526 /r/ing that sitcom idea of Bane, Talia and the League of Shadows moving next door to Gordon and his family and getting involved in wacky hijincks, Homer/Flanders style.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:38
No.39549534 >>39549472
Don't say such horrible things out loud, someone somewhere might hear and think it is a good idea.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:38
No.39549552 >>39549514
Because Gordon jammed the EMP device in the bomb, preventing remote detonation.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:39
No.39549561 >>39549514
They used the bomb as psychological warfare, to turn the people against each other and hold the army back. Also why the fuck not?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:39
No.39549563 >>39549472
>implying Damian wasn't born.
>implying Robin Blake won't have Damian was his sidekick.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:39
No.39549573 Hmm, under "Father" she put "Soon to be avenged".
Weird . . .
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:40
No.39549584 >>39549534
Bane and Talia had twins. And they have wacky adventures.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:41
No.39549607 >>39549552
What I meant is why not just set it off when they got it
>>39549561
I suppose so but leaving it running and degrading and wanting to blow up Gotham instead of just leaving it as a threat was weird.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:41
No.39549612 >>39549526
Oh god that sounds amazing.
Can we have 'very special episodes' too? The first one can be about addiction to painkillers.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:41
No.39549615 >>39549563
>implying Robin Blake won't die soon
>he has no money or a lot of weapons
Some crazy villain shows up HE DEAD SON, Gordon is broken by this and misses his family and commits suicide.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:41
No.39549632 >>39549573
Hmm under real name she put Robin aka Talia al Ghul. Weird..
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:42
No.39549643 >>39549607
>I suppose so but leaving it running and degrading and wanting to blow up Gotham instead of just leaving it as a threat was weird.
Thats how psychological warfare works, but you know Talia and Bane are fucking crazy.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:43
No.39549672 >>39549514
>tfw you will never have the Joker in TDKR
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:44
No.39549706 >>39548085
>
>"The League of Shadows has been a check against human corruption for thousands of years. We sacked Rome, loaded trade ships with plague rats. Burned London to the ground. Every time a civilization reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance."
>
>Trying to make an example out of Gotham. Great cities tend to be examples of their civilizations. They fall prey to things like corruption and crime. They are disgusting examples of humanity that must be crushed.
That's so convoluted and makes zero sense.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:44
No.39549738 And that kids is the story of how Wayne enterprises went bank robbed and LexCorp bought it, any questions.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:46
No.39549796 >>39549615
Well aren't you a Debby Downer.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:47
No.39549816 >>39549738
yes I have a question
why did you steal my old style?!
I was trying to take over the world, fighting superman, and white with a bald head WAY before you ever made the scene.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:47
No.39549817 >>39548299
that is so cute I my blood pressure actually increased
She'd be all cute little sister helping him out and he'd be all embarrassed and everyone would think it's incestuous but it's really not
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:47
No.39549826 >>39549615
He will get training and shit man. So you can accept all the bullshit comics put us through but not that??
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:48
No.39549848 >>39549796
Hey man, just stating the obvious.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:48
No.39549859 >>39548494
>>39548697
>No Alfred for Bane and Talia.
This makes me so sad.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:49
No.39549884 >>39549817
Then they go back to their home in the mountains in Italy and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK all night, just because it feels so wrong.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:50
No.39549907 >>39549859
Bane tried to put Talia on the right path. But when Ra's took them, they were both lost. ;_;
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:51
No.39549939 >>39549884
Hey now, stop that. This is pure and innocent. I want to believe.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:51
No.39549943 Is there a good quality rip of DKR yet? I really want to see it again but just can't bring myself to pay another 15 bucks for movie tickets.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:52
No.39549968 >>39549884
No, no fucking
You're a horrible person. Bane is at least twice Talia's age man. He was already a young man when she was just a kid
Don't be a fag
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:53
No.39549989 >>39549939
Yeah tell that to two fucked up terrorists. They were nasty together and you know it.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:54
No.39550008 >>39549968
Talia is 36 and Bane is 44. It really isn't fucked up.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:55
No.39550046 >>39549526
>In "Leave It to Bane", you'll find out that genocial superpowered terrorist moving in next door might be a big nuissance indeed!
>Comissioner James Gordon is a law-abiding citizen of Gotham City, alongside his family of wife Ann, daughter Barbara, and son Jimmy. All Gordon wants is to enjoy a nice cup of coffee every night, be a good father to his kids, go shoot some poll with his friends from the precint and catch super-psychos with his buddy Batman every once in a while. But he's thrown for a loop when the big bad Bane moves in next door! The revolutionary leader with a speech impediment interacts with a series of crazy characters, including his shady wife Talia, stern father-in-law R'as Al Ghul, and associates Catwoman and Scarecrow. Not to mention his ol' gang, the League of Shadows, alwyays up for some Class-A shenanigans.
>Will Gordon be able to stand living next door to this loud loon? Will they be at eachothers' throats every week, or actually find out that, in between the rivalry and the fake smiles at neighborhood barbecues, there might be a friendship coming to life?
>Find out in "Leave it to Bane", every Wednsday and Sunday on NBC! Guest starring Batman.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:55
No.39550051 >>39550008
They can't be just 8 years apart.
Did the movie actually confirm that one?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:55
No.39550063 >>39550046
> Guest starring Batman.
Goddamn that one got me for some reason.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:56
No.39550081 >>39550051
TDKR is in the year 2014.
Talia was born in 1978, that makes her 36.
Bane was free when he was 18/20 Talia was 12
Which makes Bane around 44 something. And the designer of the mask always said Bane was an older man
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:58
No.39550137 Did it bother anyone else that TDKR just shipped Talia and Bruce for no real reason other than the comics did it?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:59
No.39550165 >>39550046
Oh god I want this. So badly.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:59
No.39550177 >>39550137
You know she slept him to break him emotionally, where Bane breaks him mentally and physically. Just to make it clear.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)15:59
No.39550179 >>39550046
Scarecrow as the sassy gay friend
>WELL THAT'S NOT *MY* DIAGNOSIS!
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:00
No.39550186 >>39550137
Not really no
Besides it wasn't so much shipping as it was Talia seducing and manipulating Bruce's feelings to then twist the knife..both figuratively and literally
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:00
No.39550189 >>39550177
slept with him* lel
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:00
No.39550215 >>39550137
Well no. Because they didn't.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:01
No.39550245 >>39550046
> The revolutionary leader with a speech impediment interacts with a series of crazy characters, including his shady wife Talia
OH FUCKING GOD MY SIDES THEY HURT SO MUCH.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:03
No.39550288 >>39550179
And Bane is always misinterpreting the word break.
"Bane, that's not what the break room is for!"
"ISH NOT?"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:03
No.39550309 >>39550046
The modern West show. I'd watch it.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:04
No.39550319 >>39550264
Halloween episode
>BABS, FOR THE LAST TIME, DOCTOR CRANE WON'T HELP YOU WITH YOUR "COSTUME"
>BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:05
No.39550378 >>39550319
>>39550288
>>39550179
I love you guys.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:06
No.39550382 >>39550179
Oh god sassy gay Scarecrow.
"Those pants are awful Jim. They should be.. exiled."
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:07
No.39550404 >>39550319
Bane's catch phrase should be "For You".
>"You know, Bane, you parked over Ann's lilies plantation yesterday. She's pretty pissed about that, could you be more careful next time you come home from from your... ahem... "plane trips?"
>"I ALREADY SHAID I AM SHORRY, GORDON".
>"Well, "Sorry" doesn't regrow those lilies, does it?"
>"FOR YOU."
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:08
No.39550439 >>39550382
Crane Eye for the Straight Guy
>Nipples? On kevlar? I REQUEST TRANSFERT TO ARKHAM ASYLUM
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:09
No.39550479 >>39550382
>>39550439
Crane needs a spin off. I see it like Frasier. Make him a radio host.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:10
No.39550505 This version of Bane is a faggot
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:10
No.39550513 >>39550479
Have the Riddler call in constantly to try and spam riddles and I'd be sold
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:10
No.39550517 >>39548524
This broke my sides.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:12
No.39550551 >>39550513
Have him as a rival radio host at the station who constantly tries to ruin his shows.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:12
No.39550565 Something beautiful is being created today.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:12
No.39550570 >>39550404
Ann's lillies being ruined could be a running joke.
Also someone needs a quirky pet. Can't have day-time comedy without a quirky pet.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:13
No.39550597 This thread.
From the:
>Alfred for bane/Talia.
>Spoon or straw.
>Sitcom ideas.
I love you /co/
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:14
No.39550631 >>39550551
>>39550513
Not a straight rival, more of an obnoxious colleague who always mocking Crane's show. "What is long, dull, and made of straws? YOUR LAST SHOW!"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:14
No.39550633 >>39550570
>>39550570
Jimmy needs to buy a pet crocodile.. Jim is furious. Plot point involves it getting flushed.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:15
No.39550659 We need a theme-song for the show.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:15
No.39550660 >>39550570
A dog called Ubu.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:16
No.39550688 >>39550570
How about a plantation of tangerines?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:16
No.39550691 >>39550631
>That's it! I'm going to show you my mask, Nygma!
>This is radio, you numbnut!
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:17
No.39550712 >>39550479
If it is like Frasier who is Crane going to live with??
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:17
No.39550738 >>39550570
>>39550633
Ace the bat-hound is the Deus ex Machina of the series.
If the writers can't figure out how to resolve the episode in the last five minutes, Ace shows up and fixes everything with a bat-telegram or something that clears up the misunderstanding.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:18
No.39550786 >>39550738
And they all learn a valuable lesson and end the episode with everyone laughing and freeze frame.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:19
No.39550811 >>39550786
>freeze frame
that wacky Victor Fries
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:20
No.39550834 >>39550786
>freeze frame
Cool
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:20
No.39550858 Maybe Riddler and Scarecrow could have a Niles/Fraiser type relationship? Both have something to prove to one another while acting superior to erryone else.
But then we'd need analogues for Martin and Daphne
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:21
No.39550860 >>39550811
Beat me to it:
>>39550834
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:22
No.39550903 >>39550811
>>39550834
Who would Mr. Freeze be in this sitcom universe?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:23
No.39550926 >>39550858
Mean Girls is where it's at
>Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by the Batman
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:23
No.39550930 "You know, I was wondering which would break first, Bane: The dinner table. Or my patience. And now I've had it! This is the last straw, Bane, the straw that broke the camel's back!"
"Jim, honest, I didn't touch any camel today!"
*Tha'ts our Bane!*
*Cue Live Audience Laughter*
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:23
No.39550935 >>39550903
Some kind of Kramer-figure?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:24
No.39550974 >>39550903
The crotchety old recluse who freezes every frisbee that lands in his yard.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:25
No.39550989 >>39550935
Nah Kramer is obviously the Joker. Constantly bursting in and disrupting everything with one whacky scheme after another
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:25
No.39551005 >>39550935
He's a janitor who always breaks up fights by bursting into the room and exclaiming "cool it, you two!"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:26
No.39551030 Okay guys don't mind the shitty photoshop, since it's more about the idea of it. And don't ask why Scarecrow has boobs I used a Friends poster for it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:27
No.39551067 >>39551005
Nah, he's this misunderstood recluse whom Babs suspects is keeping his dead wife in the refrigerator, except it turns out it was just popsicles and they all a big party
>real refrigerator is in the basement
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:29
No.39551128 >>39551030
...I'm dying here dude. Someone better save this thread.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:29
No.39551136 >>39551030
Scarecrow is pretty hot.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:30
No.39551146 >You will never protect Talia
>Talia will never leave her father for you
>You will never create an army with her
>She will never love you
>You will never spend 30 years with her traveling the world and taking over cities
;___________________________________________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________________________________________;
Talia is my waifu
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:32
No.39551217 >>39551030
So no one told you Gotham's gonna be this way
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Your body's broke, a joke
Your cartilage is D.O.A.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:32
No.39551227 So does Bane work for Bain Capital?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:33
No.39551244 >>39551217
I WILL BREAK FOOOOR YOOOUUU
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:34
No.39551282 I want to see an episode where Talia and Bane meet the School's Principal, because their kid broke some other kid.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:35
No.39551332 >>39551282
Which villain is the principle?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:35
No.39551334 >>39551030
Jennifer Aniston as the Scarecrow. You might be on to something here.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:35
No.39551358 >>39551332
the Taskmaster
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:36
No.39551373 >>39551332
The penguin.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:36
No.39551390 >>39551332
Hmm don't know. Poison Ivy as the Biology Teacher? That's the quickest thing I can think of.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:37
No.39551421 >>39551373
Oh god imagine Bane holding him and Talia kicking the shit out of him. MAKE IT HAPPEN NBC
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:37
No.39551432 >>39551332
Mad Hatter obviously. Who better to put in the care of several young children?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:37
No.39551433 >>39551332
Hugo Strange...
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:38
No.39551460 >>39551282
>>But dad, I only wanted to be like you!
*cue sad music*
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:39
No.39551489 Okay what's this for an episode. Bane, Talia and their son go on a vacation, but forget their child at home. Now the Riddler tries to brake in their house. Now Bane and Talias kid has to protect their home. Think Home Alone.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:39
No.39551493 So no one told you Gotham was going to be this way.
Your job's a joke, your spine is broke, your knee cartilage DOA.
It's like your city is always stuck under martial law,
When you can't go to work without a crazy terrorist ruining your front lawn.
But, I'll be there to break you, when the fire starts to rise.
I'll be there to break you, like has been taught by good ol' R'as.
I'll be there to break you, you won't be able to break me, though"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:39
No.39551495 >>39551460
Only if he has made his own makeshift mask.
And Bane can do his jacket holding mannerism and tilt "that's my boy".
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:40
No.39551546 >>39551489
Have the Riddler babysit the kid
>We're going to play Scrabble and you're going to LIKE IT
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:40
No.39551552 >>39551489
Riddle me this Riddler what is round and hurts a lot when it hits you? This rock. The Riddler runs downstairs "Indiana Jones style"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:42
No.39551598 >>39551030
Scarecrow with bare midriff should not be that hot hgnhh
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:42
No.39551627 >>39551489
Riddler and Crane babysitting the kid
>Two and a half men
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:44
No.39551699 >>39551627
>mfw they all inhale the feargas
stoner episode
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:45
No.39551728 >>39551460
>"SHON, YOUR MOTHER AND I LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE. WE MIGHT BREAK BODIES AND SOULS, BUT THE ONE THING WE'RE NOT BREAKING, IT'S OUR FAMILY."
*Cue heartfelt music.
Later on, Bane and Talia are talking.
>"You know you set a bad example for him, breaking all of these people, right?"
>"OH, ME! BUT WHEN HE TRIESH TO POISON THE FOOD AT THE SCHOOLSH'S FIELD TRIP, YOU'RE ALL SHMILES!"
>"You can it, or you're sleeping in the couch tonight."
>"I ALWAYSH SLEEP IN THE COUCH!"
>"Because we always break the bed!"
Awkward silence followed by heavy kissing.
*Cue audience making "Wooh".
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:46
No.39551768 will there be special guest appearances by crazy grandpa Rha's?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:46
No.39551777 >>39551546
And then the kid beats him in Scrabble and he gets pissed.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:47
No.39551806 >>39551728
Okay that's it. This show needs to be made for real. I want to see this.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:47
No.39551807 >>39551768
expect dead pet shenanigans
>You must hunt down the Lazarus pit to bring Blinky back
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:47
No.39551815 >>39551728
I...I can't even.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:48
No.39551834 >>39551768
>The revolutionary leader with a speech impediment interacts with a series of crazy characters, including his shady wife Talia, stern father-in-law R'as Al Ghul
Ra's tries to lure Bane and Talia's son in the League of Shadows
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:48
No.39551843 What about a Cheers type spin off where most of the adults/villains hang out? Have that Harvey Dent as the bar keep whose darker side gets the best of him when his regulars annoy him.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:48
No.39551850 >>39551834
BANE VS FATHER IN LAW EPISODE. YES YES YES YES! someone write some dialogue for this.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:49
No.39551861 >>39551834
Jim Gordon: League of Shadows? Is that like little league?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:49
No.39551891 >>39551843
HOLY FUCK another show. I like it already. He has to compete with the neighbors bar which is owned by the Joker. First episode Joker poisons all the drinks in Two face's bar.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:50
No.39551903 Request archival please.
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:51
No.39551938 >>39551728
Dude write some more Bane and Talia dialogue. you are making my day.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:51
No.39551951 >>39551861
He lets his own kids join too, only to find out that they are picking up some bad habits from the other 'kids'.
This shit practically writes itself.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:51
No.39551953 >>39551861
>Jim Gordon: League of Shadows? Is that like little league?
Fuck me that made me chuckle. What it Gordon accidently gets his son inducted into the League of Shadows?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:51
No.39551958 >>39551861
>"YESH, IT'S A LITTLE LEAGUE... A LITTLE LEAGUE FOREVER!"
Bane leaves laughing, Gordon is confused.
>"WAIT, I HAVE A BETHER ONE! GORDON, ASHK ME THE QUESTION AGAIN!"
>"No."
>"FOR YOU!"
Bane leaves in anger, breaks Gordon's door.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:52
No.39551967 >>39551728
If Batgirl and Mortal Kombat con get an internet series then this can too
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:52
No.39551968 Someone write more sassy Crane, I am spent
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:52
No.39551970 >>39551903
It' says archived there is no vote button in front of it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:53
No.39552014 How about his son creates the League of Shadows Jr.?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:53
No.39552027 >>39551951
>He lets his own kids join too, only to find out that they are picking up some bad habits from the other 'kids'.
Oh yes. Bane and Talia's son make sure their team cheats to win, but Gordons kids don't want to. Which results them cheating on a test in school. Gordon and his wife get in a fight over dinner with Bane and Talia. Goddamn 10/10 episode.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:55
No.39552070 >>39552014
Gordon's kids join him. Oh boy here we go. It's like Bane and Talia's son is Bart and Gordon's kids are Rod and Tod
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:56
No.39552110 This stuff is better than the Adam West show.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:56
No.39552117 OK
TAKE YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY PLOTS
GO
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:57
No.39552146 Batman busts Gordon's kids doing drugs with the Little League of Shadows.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:57
No.39552153 >>39552117
Where do Bane and Talia even work?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:57
No.39552157 >>39551850
R'as Al Ghul arrives home and is completelly warm to Talia, the kids and everyone. Talia acts like a little girl.
>"Oh, daddy, it's so good to see you!"
>"Me, too, darling."
Bane walks it.
>"HELLO, R'ASH".
>"Oh, I see you're still married to that one."
>"YESH, SHE IS! I'M THE FATHER OF YOUR GRANDCHILDRENSH, R'ASH, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD TREAT ME WITH A LITTLE MORE RESPECT".
>"Oh, Princess. Why didn't you marry the detective?"
>"Oh, dad, you know he didn't like our genocide."
>"Your mother didn't like the genocide either. Marriage is about compromise. I mean, at least people can understand what the detective says!".
Crane walks in.
>"The jury is still out on that one, giiiirl!"
>>
ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)16:57
No.39552161 >>39552117
Can Bane be a Stock Broker?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:58
No.39552168 >>39551968
>DAAAAAAAAAD! I WANT TO GO TO ARKHAM WITH UNCLE CRANE!
>NO BABS NO
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:58
No.39552169 >>39552117
Oh shit Talia works "undercover" at Wayne Enterprises. He runs away from his mother with her security card and goes to the applied science department. And finds THE BAT.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:58
No.39552174 >>39550382
>I'm found guilty of being fabulous!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:58
No.39552189 >>39551968
Crane's eye for decorating comes to a head when Ann hires him to help the Gordons improve there home.
"There is nothing to fear but this drape scheme Jim!"
"But isn't it a bit nutty? My house isn't Arkham you know."
"If you don't like what I have to offer, you can find someone else. Assuming Batman left any creative types in town."
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:58
No.39552192 >>39552153
Bane has no job he's rich because League of Shadows and the stock market. Talia at Wayne Enterprises.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:59
No.39552208 at some point there needs to be a talent competition
and Crane is the judge
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:59
No.39552216 Fuck it, any links to watch Wakfu?
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:59
No.39552228 >>39552157
FUCK YES 10/10 I love you bro.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:59
No.39552230 >>39552192
Bane owns the company that owns the sewers
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)16:59
No.39552236 >>39552216
welp wrong thread sorry dont respond
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:00
No.39552242 >>39552208
>Arkham Idol
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:00
No.39552252 >>39552230
Yeah that could work.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:00
No.39552262 >>39550505
Well, we all know he fucked Talia.
And Barsad.
And Daggett.
And Stryyver.
And Bruce.
And Pavell.
And that CIA Agent.
And that Special Forces Agent.
He fucks loads of people okay?
And Crane.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:01
No.39552279 Bane: Aw dang. Honey! I think the goldfish is dead,
Gordon: Why don't you just buy a new one? It's not like the kids will notice.
Talia on the phone: Dad, never mind.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:01
No.39552280 >>39552192
Bane has a mid-life crisis and decided to take up gardening. He decides to plant the Fear gas flower and Bane and Scarecrow start a gardening business.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:01
No.39552293 Okay how about this for an episode. Bane and Talia's kid uses steroids. This shit is fucking gold.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:01
No.39552299 >>39552117
>COME ON SHON TIME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BREAK THE BATMAN JUSHT LIKE YOUR DEAR OLD DAD
>But dad i want to be a dentist
>NO SHON OF MINE ISH GOING TO BECOME A DENTISHT. WE BANES BREAK SPINES NOT TEETH.
>>
ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)17:02
No.39552332 >>39552242
>That performance was horrifying.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:02
No.39552333 >>39552262
everyone has fucked Crane at some point
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:02
No.39552335 >>39552293
Drug abuse episode. Episode end with Bane and Talia speaking into the camera telling how bad steroids and drugs are.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:02
No.39552350 >>39552280
There gardening business comes under fire when it is accused of improper practice by this environment activist called Ivy.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:03
No.39552364 >>39552335
Crane plays devil's advocate
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:03
No.39552373 >>39552299
Dentists don't break teeth dad, they fix them!
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:03
No.39552378 >>39552157
Talia still has a huge crush on Batman.
Bane is jealous.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:03
No.39552398 >>39552189
Oh god and there house ends up looking exactly like the Asylum. I'm not sure about the bars are they really necessary? It is po-mo Jim!
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:04
No.39552400 >>39552230
>Bane takes his son down a manhole into the sewers
>ONE DAY SHON, THISH WILL ALL BE YOURS
>Dad, it smells like Mr. Crane's mask down here
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:04
No.39552408 >>39552373
>FIXH THINGS? HAVE YOU BEEN SHPENDING TIME WITH THOSE GORDON KIDS? FIXING THINGS? IN MY FAMILY? ALL I'VE EVER FIXHED IS ASSASSINATIONS!"
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:04
No.39552414 >>39552293
>A steroid called Venom
>>39552242
Wacky Joker enters the contest!
>>39552262
Ahh, we could work in how Talia fucked the owner of her company. Marital issues!
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:04
No.39552420 Okay guys how about this for an episode. Bane and Talia renew their vows. Dr. Pavell is the pastor.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:05
No.39552429 Bane looking through the wanted adds.
Sees an add sayng "WANTED: Peace broker"
Hilarity ensues.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:05
No.39552430 >>39552378
Oh god this. Make it a Rachel-Ross thing, will they, won't they?
This show will make millions.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:05
No.39552451 >>39552400
Recurring gag: episode starts with all characters in disarray
>WELP, THERE GOES THE VENTILATION AGAIN. DAMN YOU, CRANE!
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:05
No.39552457 >>39552408
>Talia walks in
>Don't forget to get the TV fixed honey!
>NOT NOW HONEY, DISH IS BONDING TIME
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:06
No.39552471 >>39552400
Bane's sewer business competition- Black Mask
Killer Croc is Bane's trusty sewer guide.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:06
No.39552486 Some how I feel Talia and Bane are parents of the fucking year.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:07
No.39552501 >>39552471
oh god the banter.
>I MAKE THE MASK LOOK GOOD
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:07
No.39552508 Don't forget crazy uncle Two-Face! He constantly flips between being the spoiling nice uncle, and screaming in your face for breaking a vase.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:08
No.39552520 >>39552486
Bane is a good dad. So the Secret Six storytime told me.
Talia is the cool mom all the kids want.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:08
No.39552535 >>39552420
DO YOUR HANDY WORK PASTOR
>ARE YOU CRAZY THIS MARRIAGE WILL KILL MILLIONS
MY GOOD PASTOR I HAVE STILL 8 PASTORS WAITING UPSTAIRS I ONLY NEED ONE.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:08
No.39552550 Clayface makes a guest cameo appearance in the Halloween episode as a repeat trick or treater, changing his costume every time.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:09
No.39552564 Bane and Gordon find out Jimmy is dating Bane's daughter. Hilariety ensues.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:09
No.39552575 Bane needs a man-cave down in the sewers when he wants to get away from his family.
Him and Killer Croc can play ping-pong and videogames together.
>I EVEN HOOKED UP THE CABLE DOWN HERE CROCCY
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:11
No.39552624 >>39552564
Talia teaches her value's sleep with him then stab him. Oh god Bane and Talia's daughter is now a murderer. DARK EPISODE.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:11
No.39552632 >>39552520
The Six can be old college buddies!
>>39552550
Maybe he is the star of their favorite TV show and he comes to town?
Btw, Adam West is the Mayor of this town. Hands down. I don't care if Family Guy did it first. He's ours now.
>>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:11
No.39552647 Two-parter episode that are two separate stories occuring simultaneously.
"Guys' Night In"
>Bane invites his friends Gordon, Batman, and Crane over for a night of friendly poker - but when the Joker shows up unannounced, their card game may be for higher stakes than they expected!
"Girl's Night Out"
>Talia, Selina, and Linda hit the city looking for a good time, but trouble brews when Selina accidentally runs someone over. As the night goes on, the ladies notice that they're being stalked by Mr. Zsasz - and begin to fear that he's looking for revenge after their little "accident!" Turns out that they ran over someone who was trying to mug Zsasz, and Zsasz just wanted to say thank you, but was too socially awkward to approach them.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:12
No.39552658 >>39552624
Talia could be about to stab him and Jimmy wakes up.
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>I thought you knew!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:12
No.39552663 >>39552647
> their card game may be for higher stakes than they expected!
IM IN TEARS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:12
No.39552665 Bruce=Joey
Bane=Ross
Catwoman=Phoebe
Talia=Racheal
Scarecrow=Chandler
Gordon=Monica
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:12
No.39552669 Batman shows up at Gordon's to discuss some stuff. Bane sees Talia all over Batman and tries to one-up him, leading to hilariously disastrous results.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)17:13
No.39552680 Okay, so are what are the names of Bane and Talia's kids?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:13
No.39552694 >>39552647
Can they play poker in their sewer man-cave?
What if their is an episode where Bane and pals are in the sewers and the entrance collapses, leaving them trapped with only each other and male bonding until help can arrive
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:13
No.39552696 >>39552680
Tane and Balia.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:13
No.39552697 >>39552647
In Girl's Night Out II, we meet the Joker's obsessive new girlfriend! They had to invite her...
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:14
No.39552706 >>39552665
>Bruce = Joey
BATMAN DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:14
No.39552713 >>39552680
Yeah we need to decide shit. Their son should be called Osito not sure about their daughter. Maybe just Talia ?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:14
No.39552714 >>39552680
Damian and... Sora, maybe?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:14
No.39552720 There should be a Hangover spin-off. Hangover in Gotham. Crane, Harvey and Bane wake up in Batcave with splitting headaches and they lost Joker somewhere.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:15
No.39552732 >>39552665
Could you BE any more afraid?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:15
No.39552756 >>39552720
Harvey what did you do with your face!!!
>He look in the mirror and yells
RAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHEEEELLLLLLLLLL
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:15
No.39552768 >>39552713
Osito and Olivia
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:16
No.39552785 >>39552768
I like it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:16
No.39552797 >>39552756
>My sides
Oh wow, that's too perfect.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:17
No.39552805 >>39552768
Approved.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:17
No.39552819 >>39552768
We agree on this?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:17
No.39552830 >>39552756
Perfection. And when Joker asks someone if they want to know the TRUE story of his scars, he tells them of this night.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:18
No.39552842 >>39552797
How about this. Crane has a plan to remember it all again.
>Bruce Harvey lets inhale some of my gas we might remember something.
They get even deeper in trouble.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)17:18
No.39552846 >>39552768
This
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:18
No.39552856 >Bane and Talia go out for a night out while getting a babysitter in to watch the kids
>Babysitter's name is Jervis Tetch
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:18
No.39552859 >>39552830
>>39552797
Imagine the credits scene where they look through the photographs
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:20
No.39552915 >>39552859
It'd have to show them breaking everyone out of Arkham.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:20
No.39552927 What about a Father Son picknick episode? Bane and his Son are second in a race, but they use venom to win at the last moment. But Talia sees this and does not approve. Bane and Talia get in a big fight, and has to sleep on the couch again.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:20
No.39552947 >>39552856
Oh shit, time for another "very special episode". About child molestation. Please tell me Olivia isn't blonde.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:20
No.39552951 >>39552720
They stole the Batmobile and drove it into the river.
They also have the photos when they visited Killer Croc lair and drew him a moustache with sharpies
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:21
No.39552970 >>39552927
> Bane and Talia get in a big fight about venom
Oh shit this has to be written by someone here. This smells like an emmy award winning episode.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:21
No.39552972 ![347 KB](1344374495761s.jpg)
"Me, You, and Ubu"
>Bane's bitter father-in-law stops by for another visit, and brings with him a surprise guest: the tall, dark, and handsome Ubu. When Ubu's talents make Bane feel inferior, he worries that Ubu may try to seduce his wife Talia - but little does he know that that's exactly what Ra's had in mind!
>Bane comes home from having a talk with Gordon about Ubu
>Sees Ubu and Talia slow-dancing in the living room
>Bane kicks down the door
Talia: Oh, Bane! We just fixed that door!
Bane: ...fixed?
Ubu: Yes. While you were away, I noticed your front door had a squeak. So I fixed it.
Bane: You...fixed it?
Ubu: Yes.
Bane: YOU FIXED MY PROPERTY?
Ubu: Uh-oh.
Bane: THISH HASH GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!
>Bane grabs Ubu and throws him into the street, prepping for a fight.
>All the neighbors come out to watch. Ra's steps out after Talia, eager to enjoy the show.
Bane (picking up a fire hydrant): FIRSHT, YOU INVADE MY HOME. (throws hydrant)
Ubu (ducks under the hydrant): I was invited!
Bane: THEN YOU FIX MY SCHTUFF. (charges toward Ubu)
Ubu: Your wife asked me to! (locks fists with Bane in a struggle match)
Bane: AND OF COURSH...YOU MAKE ADVANCESH ON MY WIFE!
Ubu: Advances? Oh, no, no, no! Hold on a minute! You don't understand!
Bane: I DON'T UNDERSHTAND WHAT?
Ubu: You don't know, do you? I'm, well, I'm gay.
Bane (dropping the fight): What?!?
Ra's (from the sidelines): What?!?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:22
No.39553017 >>39552972
>>Ubu: You don't know, do you? I'm, well, I'm gay.
MIND = BLOWN
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:23
No.39553026 >>39552972
Crane- Haaaiyyyy
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:23
No.39553034 >>39552972
>"Me, You, and Ubu"
Dude come on. How the fuck do you come up with this? Serious. You are my new hero. My fucking sides.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:23
No.39553036 GUYS
BATTLE OF THE BANDS EPISODE
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:23
No.39553049 WE HAD ONE SICK NIGHT BITCHES
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:24
No.39553055 >>39552972
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:24
No.39553073 >1. Leave it to Bane.
Bane, Talia and their children, Osito and Olivia, move next door to the Gordon's in Gotham. Gordon becomes annoyed when the League of Shadows moves in with Bane and macks a racket, but Ann convinces him to be more mellow, and Gordon tries to become friends with Bane by putting Jimmy in the Little League of Shadows. But when it turns out Bane is a coach who's not afraid of cheating for victory, hostily sets in for the two next door neighbor!
>2. Crane Eye for the Straight Guy.
Ann hires Dr. Jonathan Crane's, Bane's sassy gay roomate, to decorate her house, much to Gordon's changrin, as Crane's taste is extremely garish. Meanwhile, Bane and Talia feud over little Osito's desire to be more like his father by breaking his classmates. Guest-starring the Penguin.
>3. Cool Party.
It's the neighborhood barbecue, and Gordon and Bane compete for who makes the best hamburger, while Ann and Talia become closer and share their secret crush in Gordon's friend, Batman, who drops by in surprise. Meanwhile, Osito, Olivia, Jimmy and Barbara try to retrieve their frisbee from the lawn of old Victor Fries, an old cooch who freezes everything that comes into his property.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:24
No.39553077 >>39552972
Okay this is the best post of the year I'm screencapping this post. fucking 100/10
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)17:24
No.39553088 >>39552972
Ubu soon becomes a recurring character as Crane's lover
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:25
No.39553106 >>39552720
Joker is getting married with equally smashed Bruce Wayne, without ever knowing...
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:25
No.39553108 >>39553088
Oh god just when things couldn't get better. Holy shit.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:26
No.39553115 >>39553088
Along with Joker's obsessive girlfriend.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:26
No.39553147 >>39553088
>>39553034
>Crane and Ubu become a recurring couple
Oh god yes.
Also, Ubu is played by Patrick Warburton.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:27
No.39553180 >>39553147
>>Also, Ubu is played by Patrick Warburton.
Oh you genius motherfucker.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:29
No.39553207 >>39552972
R'as always coming up with shenanigans to break Bane and Talia apart. Gold.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:29
No.39553215 >>39553180
And for Halloween episode he dresses as Kronk
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:29
No.39553220 Mr. Freeze drives a ice cream truck around the neighborhood. Osito steals all his icecream, and he looses his job. Now Bane and Talia take him in their house, but he's a total bum. And won't find another job since he likes it there. Okay guys write it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:30
No.39553235 >>39553207
This. This. This. But their love conquers all. Audience goes BAAAAAAAAAW
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:30
No.39553249 >>39553220
Like that spongebob episode where Squidward stays with Spongebob?
Oh god, I can imagine Bane slowly growing frustrated with Freeze and doing all those "subtle" hints to him.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:31
No.39553268 >>39553215
>Halloween Episode
Oh shit we gotta cast this shit.
Bane dresses as Darth Vader, no doubt. Talia would be Leia to match the theme, or something.
Who else would be who?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:31
No.39553270 >>39553215
fucking this
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:31
No.39553279 >>39553249
I was more thinking of that episode where Groundskeeper Willy lives with the Simpsons, or something like that can't remember it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:32
No.39553319 >>39553268
Their kids are chewy and C-3PO. But Gordon and his family dress up as Star Trek characters. FIGHT INCOMING. STAR WARS VS STAR TREK EPISODE.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:33
No.39553348 "I Love Nyssa."
>Believing he had the wrong approach in his plan to break up Bane and Talia, R'as Al Ghul's shows up unnannounced once again, with Talia's attractive older sister Nyssa to boot. R'as plans to have Bane fawning over Nyssa in order to expose his unfaithful thoughts to Talia comes crashing down when Talia, often jealous of her more succesful older sister, starts giving extra attention to Bane to ensure Nyssa won't snatch him, while Nyssa sets her eyes on a third party: Good ol' Jim Gordon.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)17:33
No.39553357 >>39553319
>Ostio
>Not an Ewok
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:36
No.39553447 >>39553268
>>39553215
Crane gets ready for the most important night of the nights, Halloween Eve. He wants it to be perfect, so he assumes control in Bane's household. However, his obssession with the details is starting to annoy everyone around and to top it all off, nobody seems to understand his enthusiasm.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:36
No.39553461 >>39553348
>while Nyssa sets her eyes on a third party: Good ol' Jim Gordon.
DAT MOTHERFUCKING TWIST. Poor Ra's both his daughters disappoint him. 10/10
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:39
No.39553550 Osito wants a dog but his father does not approve, his mother on the hand does. She thinks it will give him responsibilities, while Bane complains and he knows in 2 months he's the one walking the dog. Osito gets the dog, since Bane loses the argument against Talia. Episode end in Bane walking their dog. and the golden globe goes to...
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:40
No.39553586 ![736 KB](1344375621814s.jpg)
>>39553268
>Halloween Episode
"Call of the Calendar Man"
>It's Halloween, and the usual gang is gearing up for a real blow-out of a party. But when Olivia and Osito toilet paper the mysterious Calendar Man's house, he decides to return the favor in his own unique way!
>Osito and Olivia enter the party
Bane: There you kidsh are. Where have you been? Curfew wash fifteen minish ago.
Osito: It's okay dad, we're here now!
>Doorbell rings
Bane: ...who ish that? I thought all the guestsh had arrived already...
Olivia and Osito (exchanging a glance): Uuuhhh-ooohhh...
>Bane opens the door
Calendar Man: Good evening. Do you know what this is?
Bane: Itsh toilet paper.
Calendar Man: Right. And did you know that it is because of YOUR CHILDREN that it is all over my house?!?
Bane: Osito! Olivia! I cannot believe you two. Do not worry, sir, I shall deal wifsh them soon.
Calendar Man: No, no, no. They absolutely ruined my decorations. I must punish them myself.
Bane: It ish not your placsh to dishapline children zat are not yoursh.
Calendar Man: Let me in!
>Bane slams the door
>and such sparks an episode-long "lock-in" episode where Calendar Man cuts the power, etc.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:42
No.39553638 Ra's: Bane, back in my day..
Bane: You mean in the Middle Ages?
Ra's: How droll. As I was saying, when I was young, we had this thing called manners, maybe you've heard of it?
Bane: I apologize Ra's, I know I'm not always a gentle man.
Batman in a stretcher: I'll say.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:42
No.39553643 >King of the Hill homage with Bane, Batman, Gordon, and Crane all standing in the back alley drinking beers.
Gordon: Yep
Bane: Hmm yesh
Crane: Mmhmm-heeeeeyyay
Batman: YEGARBRAHHSHSYHH
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:43
No.39553660 >>39553348
Talia and Nyssa, much like Bane and Ubu, come to blows in the front law while everyone else watches.
Talia tries to stab Nyssa.
>"You tramp! You're always trying to steal my boyfriends! First you stole Ricky Dragon..."
Bane, from the sidelines.
>"YOU DATED RICHARD DRAGON?"
>"Not now, honey".
Talia takes another swing at Nyssa.
>"THEN YOU STOLE LADY SHIVA..."
Bane's eyes widen.
>"YOU DATED ANOTHER WOMAN?"
>"It was a phase. I was in college."
>"WHY WAHSN'T I TOLD OF THIS?
>"What does it matter, I ended up realizing I like men anyway."
>"YOU SHURE, CAUSHE I'D BE FINE WITH A 70/30 THING".
Now R'as gets offended and jumps into the fight, dashing insults at Bane. Gordon and his family are in the sidelines.
>"And now you're trying to steal my Bane!"
>"What? I don't want Bane! Eugh!"
>R'AS: WHAT?
>"What about the sexy lingerie, the seductive perfume, the naked pictures? Who were they for?"
Nyssa points to Jim. "For that piece of moustache and muscles over there". Gordon is flustered. "Me?". "Oh, that's it!", says Ann, as she jumps into the fight. Gordon moves the newspaper to his crotch area.
Crane and Ubu show up, barely covered from a session of lovemaking. Crane yells "Uh, Catfight!" before jumping into the bandwagon in his trousers, while Ubu screams "NO, CROWY, NO!"
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:43
No.39553677 >>39553586
YES FUCK YES!!! BANE/TALIA'S RIVAL IS NOW THE CALENDAR MAN.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:45
No.39553735 >>39553660
>sexy piece of mustache
fixed that for you
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:45
No.39553752 >>39553638
>>Batman in a stretcher: I'll say.
Wap wap waaaaaaap.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:46
No.39553772 >>39553660
They all roll into Mister Freeze's lawn and he comes out of the house to freeze them. Batman ends up having to get involved. Bane feels Batman is trying to one-up him, and they fight as well.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:46
No.39553775 >>39553073
A Tale of Two BBQs
>The neighborhood is at odds when both Bane and Gordon annouce a BBQ.. ON THE SAME DAY!
>How will they cope with Jim's cop buddies being on the same lot as the League of Shadows? Below the surface of the fun the police certainely begin to feel very trapped.
>Harvey Dent at odds on whose to go to decides to go to Gordon's event but after Bane crashes it, some hot coals sure divide the choice he made.
At the end of the episode Jim and Bane are hugging each other scared while Dent menacingly tosses his coin. It lands the right way up and then he smiles. Last scene is everyone enjoying one large party.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:46
No.39553781 Okay since Marion Cotillard is Taila who the fuck is playing Nyssa, this needs to be decided I need to imagine someone while reading this episodes.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:47
No.39553816 >>39553781
Kat Dennings.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:48
No.39553832 >>39553660
MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:48
No.39553840 >>39553781
Charlize Theron
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:49
No.39553874 the hang over crossover is still my favorite
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:50
No.39553899 >>39553840
YES! Charlize Theron is now Nyssa.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:50
No.39553901 >>39553874
ALL OF MY YES
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:51
No.39553919 >>39553874
HOLY SHIT.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:51
No.39553932 >>39553874
This is the prequel to the actual series, a big twist being that Osito isn't actually their biological son
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:52
No.39553961 We need some Vocaroo up in this piece. There's so much material to work with.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:52
No.39553974 Emmy-award winning Season Finale Very Special Episode:
"Breaking Point, Part One & Two".
>When Bane and Talia discover that Ositio has been using Venom to physically enhance himself, Bane demands that he stop. But when Osito reveals he only does it because of Bane, the ensuing argument leads to Osito physically striking his father. Osito proceeds to run away from home, leaving the Bane family - and in fact, all of the neighborhood - devastated.
>With Osito having run away, Bane enlists Jim Gordon and Batman to help track him down. Little does he know that Osito has fallen in with gang members. But when Osito rubs them the wrong way, he's left into a debt that can be repaid with one job: he must break into his own house and steal the rest of the venom. Osito just wants things to go back to normal - but how can he escape?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:53
No.39553985 >>39553874
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:53
No.39553989 >>39553974
>Osito sneaking into the house
>looking for the Venom when all of a sudden, the lights come on.
>Bane is standing in the doorway. He's not angry. You can tell he's been crying.
O: Dad, I...
B: What are shzoo doing?
O: It's not what it lo-
B: Are shzoo telling me shzat you would run away from your family - your family shzat lovesh you, and hash been worried shick for the pasht week - and zshen return home just to shteal more drugsh?
O: It's not what it looks like, dad!
B: Zshen what ish it, shon? What ish it? What else could it poshibly be?!?
O: They'll hurt me!
>a pause
B: Who.
O: These guys on the street...they took me in. But when they found out you were my dad, they figured out about the venom, and they wanted it. They'll hurt me if I don't take it.
B: Batman and Gordon can take care of zshem, son. Why did shzoo not tell them?
O: I was scared, and wasn't thinking. I, just, I wish I'd never taken the venom in the first place. I don't want to be some kind of druggie! I don't want to be a criminal! Oh, god! (breaks down crying)
B (coming over to comfort his son): Zhen what do you whant, son?
O (looking up, tears falling): I...I just want to come home!
B (tears welling in his own eyes now, holds his son tight): You're home now, son. You're home now.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:54
No.39554006 Holy shit I posted some stuff earlier in this thread, came back and you've made things amazing.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:57
No.39554080 What if they make a crossover episode? Like Clark Kent is Bane's old college friend, but they broke off their relationship. Because him and Talia created the LoS in their youth.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:57
No.39554109 >>39554080
Flashback in college with Bane (with hair) and Clark discussing politcs.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:58
No.39554129 "You Can't Make an Omelette..."
>Ostio and his lab partner Barbara have been assigned with the task of taking care of an egg baby!
It writes itself!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:58
No.39554130 >>39554080
>OH GOD BANE AND CLARK KENT IN JOURNALISM/PHOTOGRAPHY CLASSES.
Bane leaves College because he wants to travel the world with his camera. He meets Talia and they fall in love.
>FLASHBACK EPISODE
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)17:59
No.39554151 >The show begins with the camera rising out of the pit, with the chant going on
>DESHI DESHI BASHARA BASHARA
>As the camera crests over the edge of the pit, it turns out to be Osito's sandbox, in the backyard of a beautiful suburban home
>Cue campy Sitcom music, with short scenes showing all of your favorite, lovable characters!
Will this show have interview-cam like The Office and Modern Family?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:00
No.39554188 >>39554151
>Will this show have interview-cam like The Office and Modern Family?
Mix. most of the time it's standard sitcom camera's. But intense scenes are shot with hand held.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:00
No.39554201 >>39554151
Hugo Strange doing a vnarration Arrested Development style.
Or give characters their own internal monologue like Peep Show (of course in Bane#s monologuse he still speaks with an impediment).
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:00
No.39554202 >>39554130
Can the Flashback episode have the Flash in it as Clark's track star, womanizing roomate?
We'll call the episode...Flashpoint! No, nevermind, that would be dumb.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:01
No.39554215 >>39554151
>>The show begins with the camera rising out of the pit, with the chant going on
>>DESHI DESHI BASHARA BASHARA
>>As the camera crests over the edge of the pit, it turns out to be Osito's sandbox, in the backyard of a beautiful suburban home
This is so cute. My head just exploded.
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The Machinist
08/07/12(Tue)18:01
No.39554241 >>39548085
Great civilization? Isn't Gotham Detroit times 10?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:02
No.39554263 >>39554151
What if Bane takes the family to the pit for a nice vacation?
Olivia: We came all this way...to see a hole in the ground?
>ISH NOT JUST A HOLE IN THE GROUND OLIVIA, ISH THE PLACE WHERE A MAN CAN OVERCOME HISH FEARS AND RISE ABOVE THE ASHES
>ISH ALSO WHERE I MET YOUR LOVELY MOTHER, YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BLOODSTAINS OVER THERE!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:03
No.39554294 Okay what about this for an episode or more a scene. Bane and Talia get married. Bane lifts Talia up while walking through the door. But instead of laying her on the bed, he accidentally breaks Talia's back.
>I'm shorry shweetheart old habbits.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:04
No.39554308 >>39554241
great civilization as in the USA
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:04
No.39554317 >>39553974
Oh god I'm crying already
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:04
No.39554319 >>39553989
Talia, Olivia and the gang come to hug Osito. R'as is there as well.
He shakes hands with Bane.
"Good job, Bane. I can... I can understand what my daughter sees in you."
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:04
No.39554337 >>39554263
>Osito feels bad because he cannot climb The Pit
>Bane eventually reveals it was his mother, Talia, that climbed out, not him.
>Osito feels better
>Camera cuts to Olivia (feels bat, man)
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:05
No.39554341 >>39554263
>YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BLOODSTAINS OVER THERE!
Welp, there it is Olivia is now messed up.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:06
No.39554385 >>39554341
Then again she never stood a chance with Bane and Talia as parents.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:07
No.39554413 >>39554341
I think Olivia should be the most devious of the bunch, and no one believes it because she's just so little and innocent.
Maggie Simpson style.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:07
No.39554438 >>39554413
I like it. And Osito being Bart makes perfect sense. No Lisa because Lisa is shit anyways.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:08
No.39554449 >>39554413
I thought Olivia would be the typical rebellious but cunning teen daughter, and Osito can be gullible and cutely naive.
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The Machinist
08/07/12(Tue)18:08
No.39554453 >>39554308
We're the most consumer driven pile of assholes in the world.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:08
No.39554455 >>39554263
"Daddy, we know Grandpa R'as, and we've visited our other Grandpa and Grandma in the dead people garden. But what happened with Grandma that was married to Grandpa R'as?"
OH, SHIT.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:09
No.39554491 >>39554453
Who also consider themselves number 1 and must be made an example of.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:09
No.39554501 >>39554449
>typical rebellious but cunning teen daughter,
I don't know, Talia is her mother after all. She will always trick Bane but never Talia.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:12
No.39554516 >>39554491
>>39554453
Uh...guys? Seriously. Shittin up an epic thread, here.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:12
No.39554529 Anyone got ideas for the Crane 'frasier' spin off?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:12
No.39554552 Someone has to know how to make a web series or something because this shit is to amazing
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:12
No.39554565 >>39552972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jpx66xyL3h
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:13
No.39554599 Thread is archived, guys.
Upvote to save it from deletion.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/53695/this-miranda-tate-seems-like-a-perfect-addition-to-our-company
-should-i-give-her-the-job
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:14
No.39554626 >>39549584
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:14
No.39554628 Osito joins the local Kung-Fu Dojo, he comes home tells his father. Bane doesn't like what the Sifu teaches him. He visits and get into a fight. They challenge each other in a fight. But the sifu is actually Grandpa Ra's in disguise.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:14
No.39554630 >>39554529
We have to do the Gotham Cheers first.
Penguin!
Hey people.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:16
No.39554683 Someone already mentioned that with Dent as the barkeep getting angry at his regulars.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:17
No.39554730 What's the post limit of a thread now? If this shit keeps up we might need a second thread.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:17
No.39554741 >>39554630
>>39554683
Dent as the bar man and Penguin as the owner?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:19
No.39554783 >>39554741
No Dent as both. But Joker owns the Bar across the street. Think Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:20
No.39554830 "Arkham Idol!"
>Doctor Crane diagnoses everyone in the neighborhood with "a case of the ho-hums" and decides to spice things up with a talent competition. While it all starts out as good fun, rivalries heat up between the neighbors as the contest becomes more and more serious.
Judges are Scarecrow, the Asian accountant guy, and Talia.
>Bane: Breaking boards. He's all dressed in a karate suit and spends like a solid minute lining up a karate chop...but then just picks the board up and snaps it over his knee.
>Ra's: Doing the same thing, but with two boards. Bane is furious.
>Ubu: Swimsuit modeling. Crane goes wild. Talia and Accountant are just kind of weirded out.
>Gordon: Sharpshooting. Shoots at targets with impressive accuracy.
>Osito and Olivia: Osito recites a really cute and stupid kid poem while Olivia dances accordingly. Talia goes wild. Crane loves it. Accountant calls it "strange".
Bane and Ra's are the finalists. The final round is a sing-off, and both are not prepared to lose. They start a duet, but keep trying to upstage each other. Crane decides that the situation can only be resolved by 90's style rap battle. Accountant beatboxes.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:22
No.39554886 >>39554830
>Ra's: Doing the same thing, but with two boards. Bane is furious.
HAHA HOLY SHIT. This shit indeed writes itself.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:23
No.39554905 >>39554830
Batman sings the Titanic theme.
>NEEARRRFARRRR
>WHERREVVVERRRYOUARRGHH
Catwoman does a sexy cat dance.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:26
No.39554984 >>39554830
>Calendar Man tries to sabotage the competition because he wasn't invited.
>His talent is spinning commemorative plates on sticks.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:27
No.39555014 >>39554830
lel and now Lau is in the show as well.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:28
No.39555052 >>39554830
Alfred serves everyone refreshments while the competition is going
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:29
No.39555084 >Cooking With Crane
>After taking a bet with Ann, Talia is certain to win the Gotham City Bake-Off. But when she falls ill and is unable to go, Bane decides to take her place in order to keep the family's honor. After Bane realizes he has no idea how to cook, Jonathan Crane agrees to help Bane and teach him what he needs to win. Can Bane learn what it takes to be a top-notch chef? Or will the kitchen truly be the bane of his existence?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:30
No.39555094 >>39554905
>Catwoman does a sexy cat dance.
>NEXT!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:30
No.39555111 What is Olivia finds a power ring and becomes the new Green Lantern. How are Bane and Talia going to handle that?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:31
No.39555139 >>39555052
>Mr. Freeze: Don't you work for Bruce Wayne?
>Alfred: Don't you have a wife?
>Mr. Freeze nonchalantly changes the subject to hide the fact his wife is currently in a fridge
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:33
No.39555174 >>39555139
Joker makes a George Costanza face ans says
>keeping your wife in the fridge
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:33
No.39555176 >>39555139
She is ill with a fever so I put her on ice
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:34
No.39555222 >>39555084
>Bane snapping pasta over his knee
>Your condiment must be more severe.
>When the sauce is ashes... then you have my permission to fry.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:37
No.39555285 >>39555222
"The Dark Soufflé Rises".
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:40
No.39555345 Needs another "special" episode where the circus comes to town and Babs falls hard for Dick Grayson, the son of the circus's star acrobats and a typical teen hearthrob.
Jim forbids her from seeing him, causing Babs to lash out "Not like you're my REAL dad, anyway!"
Cue an episode or two where Babs realizes that circus life is HARD and also one huge family, blood related or not. She eventually returns home and accepts Jim as her "real" dad, even if he isn't her genetic father.
For an emmy grab, throw in a shot of a paternity test on Jim's desk.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:42
No.39555394 >>39555176
>>39555176
>Osito and Olivia both want to know the mystery of what Victor keeps in the basement.
>They decide to ask Batman what it takes to be a detective.
In the end they open up the huge freezer revealing chocolate ice cream tub, a huge one they pull it out not seeing what is underneath...
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:43
No.39555429 Bane and Talia decide that Osito needs to get a job. He gets a internship at Wayne Enterprises.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:43
No.39555430 >Scene: Bane is watching televison. Talia walks in.
Talia: "Hey honey. What are you watching?"
Bane: "Breaking Bad."
Talia: "Oh, I've heard of that show. Is it good?"
Bane: "It's good, but...it wasn't what I expected."
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:44
No.39555465 >>39555429
>>39555429
>Talia gets concerned when Osito begins to emulate the flashy, pompous Bruce Wayne.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:46
No.39555524 Talia and Bane go on a vacation. Bane gets angry because the flight takes so long.
>Talia: Honey sit down.
>Bane gets angry and starts breaking stuff over his knee.
>Flight attendant pepper sprays Bane in the eyes.
>Talia comforts Bane
>Flight attendant: So what's the next step of your master plan
>CRASHING THIS PLANE.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:47
No.39555543 The Bats and the Bees
>Bane takes his kids out of class when he discovers that Principle Cobblepot is starting a sex ed program.
>Talia is upset and forces Bane to teach the kids.
>Bane is confused how to explain it and enlists the help of Gordon and Crane.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:48
No.39555579 Every episode needs a cold open with DESHI DESHI BASHARA BASHARA playing over something that looks like the pit, but is something totally different and hilarious
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:50
No.39555626 >>39555579
That playing while the camera rises up through the neighborhood going up into the sky before panning across seeing the Batman symbol in the sky. It then pans down to the top of the building with the cast in hilarious poses.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:52
No.39555707 10/10 thread. We wrote like 2 seasons or some shit.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:54
No.39555760 >>39555707
Take it to NBC now
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:57
No.39555861 >>39555543
Bane: YOU SESH KIDSS WHEN A MAN DEFNDS A WOMEN IN A PIT AND THAT WOMEN COMES BACK AND SAVESH HIM FROM SAID PIT-
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:58
No.39555879 >>39555861
Oh god that line is pure gold.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:58
No.39555889 >>39555760
Yeah, they put out like 2 new shit shows doomed to fail every season.
Ours will be...award winning.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:59
No.39555902 >>39555543
Bane: "Uh, kids. Well. When a man and a woman love each other very much, they uh, they decide they want kids."
Crane: "Or two lovely guys for that matter."
>Bane and Gordon look at Crane
Crane: "...What? Just sayin', there's other variations possible..."
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:59
No.39555905 >>39555543
Oh god Gordon starts crying because his wife left him.
Crane gives his son some weird gay advice.
Bane can't form normal sentences.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:59
No.39555912 We need someone to create an upbeat and cheery theme song with lyics
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)18:59
No.39555919 >>39555111
Nah, let's keep this Batverse.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:00
No.39555946 >>39555912
Here is the intro. It's perfect.
>>39554151
>>39554151
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:01
No.39555976 >>39555946
I just imagine the Full House theme music for situations like these
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:02
No.39555992 >>39555946
As long as there is some dancing around something.. instead of a fountain like friends make them dance around the batsignal on top of the building.
>>39555919
Even if it is Batverse and Clark Kent/Bane college flashback felt right.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:02
No.39555994 >>39555976
Or just the chant but very fast with a funny voice or some shit.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:03
No.39556032 >>39555912
It needs to sound like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAlxnTj0laA&t=3m59s
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:05
No.39556073 >>39555861
Crane: Urmm maybe we need to take this in another direction? You see kids sometimes a man might find himself in a club with other men
And sometimes you have ingested a bit of a weaponized hallucinogen and are freaking out when a strong man from across the otherside of the room takes you up into his arms and makes the scary things go away.
*dawwwww*
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:06
No.39556104 >>39554151
>DESHI DESHI BASHARA BASHARA
>not BANE BANE MATALO MATALO
how's it feel to be retarded
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:06
No.39556110 "The Bane Wants What the Bane Wants".
Bane realizes Talia is acting strange around him, and finds out he forgot her birthday. He enlists the help of Gordon, Crane and even Batman to make a surprise party at the last second, only to find out that Talia was distant because she forgot his birthday and had enlisted Ann, Selina and Nyssa to plan a surprise party as well.
In the end, it turns out it's not the birthday of neither of them, only the Calendar Man's latest plot to get revenge on Bane.
The end reveals Grandpa R'as employed Calendar Man to make Bane appear like a bad husband, but Calendar Man put it all to waste by targeting Talia as well. In order to punish Calendar Man for making his daughter feel sad, R'as messes up Calendar Man's house so nothing is on schedule.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:08
No.39556151 >>39556110
FUCK YES MORE BANE/TALIA VS CALENDAR MAN EPISODES. THESE ARE THE BEST.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:09
No.39556216 >>39556110
Oh god another Calendar Man episode, even with Grandpa Ra's trying to break up yet again Talia and Bane. You sir are a genius.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:11
No.39556254 >>39556110
>>39556151
>>39556216
We need a Calender Man steals Christmas episode.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:12
No.39556283 >>39556104
http://www.ujam.com/campaigns/darkknightrises/introduction
Technically Deh-Shay Bah-Sah-Rah, straight from Zimmer himself.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:14
No.39556351 Talia: Bane, you really never thought of leaving me and going with Nyssa?
Bane: MY DEAR TALIA, I MAY HAVE BROKEN THE BAT, BUT I WOULD NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART
*they kiss*
>Audience: Awwww
>Fades to black, recorded in a live studio in Gotham City
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:17
No.39556435 >>39556254
HOLY FUCK THIS.
I can just see Batman and Bane teaming up (with Santahats) to save Christmas. They stick reindeer on the Batwing.
Child: Santa?
Bane: GO BACK TO SLEEP LITTLE GIRL OR I WILL BREAK YOUR GIFT
Batman: Where the fuck are these cookies going how do you even eat?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:19
No.39556529 >>39556351
:3
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:21
No.39556588 >>39556435
>Batman: Where the fuck are these cookies going how do you even eat?
*Where the hell
Can't have swearing! It is a family show.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:22
No.39556596 Why isn't there a episode where Talia and Bane have sex, but Bane's mask gets broken or stuck in Talia or something. And they have to go to the hospital. And Hugo Strange is their doctor.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:22
No.39556611 >>39556435
Batman punches Calendar Man repeatedly.
"WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS?! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HIDDEN IT UNDER A REGULAR CHRISTMAS TREE! WHERE ARE THEY?!"
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:23
No.39556634 >>39556596
We need mask jokes and asthma jokes.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:24
No.39556675 >>39556611
Bane tries to search his closets. By breaking them over his knee in the background.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:26
No.39556748 >>39556611
Calender Man: "You won't find them until New Years when they will be in several pieces..."
Batman:"Firework factory.."
End of the episode has them delievering the presents and setting off fireworks over Gotham city.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:26
No.39556767 >>39556596
>>39556634
We need a montage of Bane and Talia skipping around town and Bane getting his mask caught in something. Bending down to smell the flowers and getting one stuck in the mask.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:28
No.39556821 >>39556767
And he's allergic to flowers. And Talia takes care of him while he's sneezing inside of his mask
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:28
No.39556842 >>39556596
"Honestly, Ms. Al Ghul, why were you in that... umn... position? I mean, his mouth is covered up."
Talia whispers something.
"What?"
Talia says something a little louder, still uninteligible.
"What?"
"The mask vibrates, OK? When it pumps his anesthesic, it vibrates there."
"Oh..." -- turning to Bane -- "And you're OK with that?".
"I CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN, CAN'T I, DOCTORSH?"
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:29
No.39556852 >>39556634
Episode where Talia might be pregnant again. She asks Bane to get a test. He confides with Gordon who comes to the pharmacy with him. While buying a pregnancy test and clerk says does he need a repeat on his inhaler prescription but Bane worrying that Gordon will hear knocks out the employee. Forcing them to go to another store
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:30
No.39556902 >>39556842
Oh god my sides.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:31
No.39556911 Bane develops a knee problem for breaking things on it too much. It's a more dramatic episode.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:32
No.39556973 >>39556911
Seeks counsel from Bruce Wayne, due to the fact that he has a mechanical knee brace.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:32
No.39556978 >>39556911
We need a 'breaking things' montage first.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:34
No.39557009 >>39556911
Oh god I love this idea.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:34
No.39557035 >>39556973
Bruce's advice would be grow a sweet beard and take up archery.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:34
No.39557037 >>39556978
Working in his garage making a new spice rack for Talia. Measuring everything up.. getting the saw out and throwing it aside to snap the planks of wood.
See a perfect rack, Bane then moves the picture down revealing a rack that has sharp edges - a splinters paradise.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:36
No.39557095 >>39557037
Going shopping, breaks french bread to get it into the cart. Then when he's done putting it all into the tumbler he breaks the shopping cart over his knee and throws it away.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)19:36
No.39557097 >>39556435
>>39556254
"Calendar Cheer"
>Julian Day returns with a grinchy attitude and everyone's on his Naughty List! After stealing all the presents in Gotham, Batman and Bane race against the clock to return them all. Will they be able to do it or will Christmas morning fall victim to this humbug?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:41
No.39557228 >>39556911
why doesn't Bruce give him his magical knee healing thing
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:42
No.39557257 >>39557228
It is an easy way out. Bane struggling with a weak knee, Talia trying to comfort him makes up for a better episode.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:42
No.39557271 I really like the Jim Gordon thinks League of Shadows is like Little League.
Grandpa Ra's is shocked when Jim turns up with his two kids dressed for Baseball (all the other kids/people coming in ninja outfits).
He has to keep up a facade and make an actual little league team so Gordon doesn't become suspicious but when he reliases that brute strength and batting isn't his thing he grudgingly enlists Bane in helping to coach the team.. with hilarious results.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:43
No.39557294 Should the "one of the leads might end up having an affair" plot present itself?
For whom?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:45
No.39557349 >>39557294
No. Bane and Talia are happily married and have 2 kids, they have enough problems. Affair doesn't fit. Maybe Ubu cheats on Scarecrow That is something I would watch.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:46
No.39557388 >>39557349
or Scarecrow cheats on Ubu
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:47
No.39557399 >>39557349
with who?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:48
No.39557425 >>39557349
I had the same idea... but who is the tough brute to try and take Ubu from Crane? Bane talks Crane into beating up this guy who turns out to be the timid Arnold Wesker (who works as a Ventriloquist).
Funny scene where Bane and Crane have tracked this guy down to this show club and Bane is talking Crane up, telling him he needs to break this guy. The door opens and Crane punches him.. and then realises how weak this guy is and that Ubu isn't worth it..
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:48
No.39557431 >>39557399
The ever flamboyant Killer Moth.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:48
No.39557441 >>39557399
No idea. It should make sense in the story. Scarecrow pushes Ubu away in his relationship, or his parents don't approve of Ubu and gets sad.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:48
No.39557444 >>39557349
It should be Gordon, with Sarah Essen, if anything.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:49
No.39557479 >>39557271
Oh god and the final game is the playoffs that they need to win. Grandpa Ras and Bane end up sorta coming to a tiny understanding and helping the team to victory.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:51
No.39557506 >>39557479
Or or, Ra's makes up a plan that he looks terrible in front of the kids. So when Talia sees she might think he's a terrible father. But fails obviously.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:52
No.39557543 >>39557506
But they need one tiny uplifting moment of sorta working together! Then right at the end of the episode Ras can do something to undo it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:53
No.39557584 >>39557543
Either way. I love Grandpa Ra's and his schemes to break up Talia and Bane. But their marriage is UNBREAKABLE. There you go the shows tagline.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:54
No.39557617 Awkwardness ensues as Catwoman decides to date R'as Al Ghul after breaking up with Batman.
In the end, it is yet another masterplan of R'as to force Batman and Talia to interact more so Talia can leave Bane for Batman. It backfires as Talia realizes how happy she is her relationship with Bane is strong, while Catwoman eventually decides to go back to Batman because R'as keep talking about how he is a badass man.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:57
No.39557692 >>39557617
The episode end with Ra's standing in the rain in the middle of the night. Watching Bane and Talia while they sit cozy on the couch watching TV. Oh Grandpa Ra's you so silly. Love it.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:57
No.39557704 We need some more smaller villain cameos!
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:58
No.39557713 >>39557617
End of the episode.
R'as is at Harvey Dent's bar, the Drunk Half. He's downing shots and telling Dent what happened.
"You know, maybe I just need to stop trying to live through my life and just get going with mine, you know? I mean, I don't have sex in, like, 30 years, you know? A guy needs what a guy needs, you know? I mean, I'd take anything mindly attractive right now..."
Crane shows up, wraps his arm around R'as.
"I'm here for you, buddy."
Crane unbuttons one button of his hawaiian shirt. R'as just looks pissed and downs another shot.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:58
No.39557738 >>39557506
>>39557543
Make the little league episode the only time they sorta see eye to eye (when in the others it is all about making plans). Except yeah, right at the end Ras undoes all the progress they sorta made.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)19:59
No.39557746 >>39557704
Maxie Zeus needs a cameo
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:02
No.39557828 >>39557704
>Principle Cobblepot finds Osito smoking and phones Bane & Talia.
>This new kid nicknamed Firefly has gotten Osito into it.
>Bane outraged, might just have to have a word with the boy's father...
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:03
No.39557880 We need Bane/Killer Croc banter as the two work down in the sewers.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:06
No.39557945 >>39557880
>Killer Croc makes his way to their sewer hideout, and finds his rock collection broken by bane.
>KC: BAAAAAANE
>Bane: Oh geezsh
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:11
No.39558083 We need more Batman cameos not to much but a little more.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:13
No.39558116 >>39558083
With things like the Christmas special I think we have enough.
i think we need some more minor villains. Maybe some Batfamily hints too?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:14
No.39558148 Talia episode where she discusses her sex life with Selina Kyle and Nyssa. To spice their sexlife up, Ra's overhears the conversation. And tries to take advantage of the situation to mess with Talia and Bane's relationship.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:16
No.39558230 >>39558116
>minor villain
Who? Just make an episode where a new neighbor comes to live in Bane's street. But they immediately get into a fight. And Calendar Man gets jealous because he's Bane's rival, so they team up to get rid of this new guy. You fill in the rest.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:16
No.39558233 >>39558116
A kid called Damian claims to be Talia's child by another man. The whole thing feels a bit odd.. could Ras be involved?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:19
No.39558290 >>39558116
Jason Todd is the no rules punk who is up to no good and always hitting jukeboxes
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:19
No.39558299 >>39558233
Feels odd, because when people say Damian. They think Bruce and Talia's kid.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:20
No.39558324 >>39558116
A new neighbor moves in, a women called Pamela Lillian Isley moves in. She strikes up a friendship with Talia. Her environmental views and radical feminist ideas cause problems for Bane.
Maybe give it a Thelma & Louise style.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:27
No.39558540 >>39558116
Kate Kain should be Scarecrow's lesbian friend.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:29
No.39558642 We need some flash back episodes. The Clark Kent one sounded fun.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:30
No.39558645 I know this thread is archived but bumping for mre ideas! Don't want it to end.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:32
No.39558747 >>39558642
That should be the only DC universe style one.
Clark Kent Bane's college roomate comes to town. Bane finds his bumbling roomate hasn't changed but finds himself having to show a more endearing side to keep up with Kent's small town charm.
Flashbacks with Bane (with REALLY dodgy hair) and Kent discussing things like politics. In journalism class. Kent likes Woodward and Bernstein, Bane comments on how he would break them if they released his secrets.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:35
No.39558831 Thinking a little outside the box here, but what about an episode with Ra's in Talia's body trying to get a divorce or something. Or is to to freaky/dark for NBC?
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:37
No.39558890 We need a fear gas episode. Make Bane see something weird like bunnies everywhere or unbroken spines.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:37
No.39558898 >>39558645
I'm coming up with a guide for seasons of 13 episodes. As long as there are ideas, they'll make it into episodes. I'll probably post it tomorrow.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:37
No.39558908 Thank you based /co/
>archived about 4 hours ago, moving to permanent archive in 7 days.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:37
No.39558927 >>39558831
But their marriage is UNBREAKABLE.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:38
No.39558948 >>39558898
Aah yes. Use >>39551030 if you start the thread. We will get it to another 500 posts.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:38
No.39558961 >>39558927
Exactly. Fucking love that tagline.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:40
No.39559003 >>39558890
>We need a fear gas episode. Make Bane see something weird like bunnies everywhere or unbroken spines.
SPINES DEFINITELY
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:41
No.39559064 >>39558890
Talia is gone for the weekend he invites Scarecrow, Gordon and Batman for the weekend. They inhale the gas, and go on a drunken/stoned rampage in Gotham. They all get tattoos, and get in fights.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)20:42
No.39559095 1,000+ hours on MS Paint
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:42
No.39559099 >>39558831
Ras in Talia's body
Bane in Scarecrow's body
Talia in Bane's body
Scarecrow in Ras' Body
Hijinks ensues
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:43
No.39559115 >>39559064
They brake into Wayne Enterprises they rob and ruin the place.
Episode ends with Bruce coming into work shocked at what he sees, Fox shows him the securely tapes. Finally a Fox cameo that works.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:44
No.39559148 >>39559095
MY SIDES MY SIDES. Who is Patrick Warburton again? I forgot with all the episodes.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:44
No.39559171 >>39559095
>DAT TALIA
>I IMAGINE TALIA NOW ACTING LIKE PEGGY BUNDY ALL THE TIME
>MY BONER IS RISING.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:44
No.39559173 >>39559148
He's Ubu.
There's something hilarious about the Scarecrow burlap mask that I just can't comprehend.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)20:45
No.39559178 >>39559148
He's Ubu, Scarecrow's lover
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:45
No.39559185 >>39558324
Pamela's friend Harleen (a doctor) frequently shows up after a blowout with her boyfriend.
Pamela says she sleeps in the guest room/on the couch, then Talia mentions "But, you don't have a guest room/own a couch."
Turns out Pamela sleeps in the flower "bed", so the master bedroom is actually reserved for Harleen.
While Harleen is in town, she takes turns with Crane playing mind-games on everyone in the neighborhood.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:45
No.39559195 >>39559115
Lucius: We need a word Mr Wayne..
Bruce: Can it wait until after the meeting? My head is killing me.
*Fox turns on a tv with an unmasked Batman running around shouting "I'm the goddamn Batman" while urinating all over the lobby*
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:45
No.39559212 >>39559173
>>39559178
Oh right, fucking great bro.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:46
No.39559230 >>39559195
>*Fox turns on a tv with an unmasked Batman running around shouting "I'm the goddamn Batman" while urinating all over the lobby*
Holy shit. HOLY SHIT.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:47
No.39559246 >>39559212
Read:
>>39552972
Crane is a sassy gay and needed a love interest.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:47
No.39559254 >>39559195
Bruce running around with his raccoon eyes. Holy shit this is my favorite scene yet.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:47
No.39559280 >>39559246
Yeah, shit is fucking golden.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:49
No.39559338 Wait, we're over 500 posts.
THIS THREAD IS SO GOOD IT BROKE 4CHAN
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:51
No.39559386 >>
Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:51
No.39559410 I kinda wanna see Talia and Bane going on a double date with Killer Croc and his wife? Who is his wife? Or with Scarecrow and Ubu. Sounds like a fun episode. Going to a karaoke bar, Bane loses because the machine doesn't pick up his voice. Another bar where Talia and Bane aren't welcome anymore.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:52
No.39559442 We need a Joker/Harley episode.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:52
No.39559443 >>39559410
Oh right he breaks the machine with his knee of course.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:53
No.39559480 >>39559442
Joker is actually in the Two-Face spinoff, but sure he can join with Harley. For a two parter or something. Don't have an idea for them though.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:54
No.39559500 >>39559442
Joker and Harley are Banes kooky neighbors.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:55
No.39559554 >>39559386
This is so bad, its great.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:57
No.39559634 Aw crap this thread has 500+ posts now, meaning it won't get bumped. Thread is dying ;_;
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:58
No.39559664 >>39558890
>>39559064
>>39559115
>>39559195
In the fear gas episode we can have Bane wake up surrounded by skeleton models (the toy ones). All have their spines broken.
Talia wakes him up with an *ahem*.
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)20:58
No.39559682 Someone make a new thread
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)21:01
No.39559782 >>39559664
Crane wakes up tied to a post in the middle of a field.
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ENygma !22h/t.iNiU
08/07/12(Tue)21:01
No.39559799 >>39559770
New thread
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Anonymous
08/07/12(Tue)21:01
No.39559807 >>39559664
I love the Talia "ahem" bit the most.