Don't turn around uh oh
Take that crowbar.

Walk backwards out the door.

>>3851529

>>3851536
>Moonwalk out the door.

>>3851558
Take a picture of yourself with the webcam and turn the monitor towards the Boo. then exit room.

>>3851536
The door handle won't turn. It might be locked.

Help the boo get over its shyness by dressing up like Doctor Mario and telling it that its unlife and problems are trivialities in the vast universe.

>>3851558
Look up "Two Girls One Cup" video on internet...
Turn around and leave room.

>>3851585

Search trash.

Search the trash. Useful things are always hidden in the trash.

>>3851586
You have no DR MARIO COSTUME in your inventory.

Keyboard on head!

wait... wrong board.

I have to agree with everyone. Do SOMETHING with the camera to distract Boo.

turn the computer's camera to face the boo. then walk out of the room

>Exit

>>3851619

search the garbage can

>>3851619

Log onto 4chan and ask them to play a game with you.

What does this have to do with anything?

If anything this belongs on /b/.

Use the computer and webcam to take a picture of yourself. Then turn the computer screen with the picture on it towards the boo.

Have Boo phase through the door and unlock it from the other side.

GET
YE
FLASK

>>3851593
The computer does not appear to be connected to the internets.
>>3851602
>>3851604
Though you expected to find many amazing marvels in the trashcan, all you find while digging through it are a bunch of jizz-soaked tissues. They seem fresh.

>>3851661

Do this:
>>3851575
>>3851629
>>3851631

with the Boo.

>>3851631
The boo appears to be permanently hidden. The exit door is still locked. you notice there is an external HD attached , which is open on the computer showing a file titled "CP.rar".

>>3851702

Search the drawers of the desk

combine tissues with crowbar.

>>3851702
Try talking to the boo. Say hello.

>>3851777
desk has no drawers.
>>3851784
Congratulations! You have upgraded your CROWBAR. Its damage type has changed from BLUNT WEAPON to SEMEN.
You hear a clicking sound from the door.

>>3851817

Cry uncontrollably from fear.

>>3851817
Ready your weapon to assault the intruder.

>>3851812
"Sup, Boo?"
"EE-EE-EA!"

>>3851817
Start a conversation with the crowbar and boo.

>>3851847

Attempt to hit Boo with crowbar.

Check to make sure Boo isn't a 2D picture on the wall.

Request a ghost blowjob from the Boo.

>>3851829
>>3851833
You try to supress your tears as you ready your sperm-ified crowbar against an unknown assailant. Nothing happens. It seems someone or something on the other side of the door unlocked it for you.

>>3851879
Ask if the boo would like a hug.

>>3851879
open the door and beat them in the face with it.

>>3851857
Ghosts are immune to SEMEN damage.
>>3851861
"How 'bout a GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO!"
"EE-EE-EA!"

Shoot a fireball at it! That works in Mario, right?

>In Super Mario Galaxy, Boos could be killed by light, in levels with Boos there were often switches that activated a spot light, if the Boo went under it, they would disapear. Another thing new about Boos in Super Mario Galaxy, that they often had stuff hidden inside of them, that came out when they got hit by a light or a rainbow star Mario. It was usally coins or keys to open doors in the area. In the level, "Boo in a box" the Star of the level was hiiden in a Boo! you could see what's inside off them by standing face to face with them, and when they become shy and transpert, you can see the item.

TURN ON THE LIGHT! GET THE KEY!

>>3851905
It's become clear the Boo isn't in the mood for conversation.
>>3851906
Ain't nobody out here to beat on.

>>3851967

Is that a hole in the wall?

DON'T GO IN SILENT HILL OMFG

>>3851946
They had items inside them that you could see when looking at them in super mario 64, too.

>>3851946
No, turn off the light, so Uboa won't come out. He hates the dark.

>>3851975
Okay. You continue NOT going in the hole in the wall. Good thing too, you think you can maybe hear some scratching sounds from down there.

Can I plug in another controller and play the black spy?

>>3851988

peek down the hole.

>>3852011
CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED

>>3852029

But not too far!

Lest we get eaten.

>>3851988
Poke your weapon through the hole.

>>3852038

What...

WHAT IS THAT HANGING OUT OF THE HOLE.

>>3852038
Crap... ah well.

>>3852049
Headcrab! Maybe's it's friendly!

>>3852044
>>3852029
CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED

>>3852038
KILL THE FUCKING HEADCRAB WITH THE CROWBAR BEFORE IT LATCHES ONTO YOUR BRAIN

>>3852072

CROWBAR, SMACK IT.

>>3852072

put headcrab on head.

Suffer like G did?

>>3852090

Lunatic!

>>3852072

Shit man! Unplug the controller from controller port two and plug a controller back into port one! Smash the attack button!

>>3852080
>>3852083
CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED

>>3852100
Now we're talking. You're like the fist of the fucking north star, jesus christ! HEADCRAB takes 9999 damage and knocks a hole in the door on the other end of the hall.

>>3852141

Go to the hole at the end of the hall, inching around the big hole in the wall.

>>3852151

and look in hole in door.

>>3852141

peek down hole. again.

>>3852151
As you pass the hole in the wall, you hear what sounds like a young woman crying out for help at the bottom. All you could see it it was a curve about 4 feet down, which levels the tunnel out and sends it back in the direction you came from. You can only see blackness through the hole in the door.

>>3852175
LEAVE HER AND WALK OUT THE DOOR!

>>3852175
go back to starting room and ask the boo to scout the abyss beyond the door

>>3852175
Hold up the crowbar over your head.

And yell: "AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!!"

See what happens.

>>3852175

Jump down the hole.

>>3852175
detach semen from crowbar, throw into hole in the wall and tell the lady to puts the lotion on the skin

>>3852184
you exit through the holy door and flip the light switch. You see a very large room. Directly in front of you are twelve ropes tied to the ground and ascending up to something above you. They are shaking.

>>3852264

Without looking up, take a rope by random and tug.

Also, I am so doing one of these games later.

>>3852264
remove shoe and throw at base of a rope

>>3852264
Hold up the crowbar

And yell "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!"

>>3852214
You raise your crowbar and scream "AVENGERS, A-" at the ceiling. You were distracted from your cry by the realization that there are men on the ends of the ropes, hanging upside down from nooses around their necks as if gravity were backwards. They are dancing.

>>3852280
You already looked.
>>3852283
No shoes. You must be poor, you dirty, dirty hobo.
>>3852292
You did that already.

>>3852308

that sir, is indeed disturbing

>>3852339
Wait a minute, are those magnets on the floor there, at the base of the ropes?

Offer the dancing men some semen.